Amber Heard Shows Off Her Rack In New MACHETE KILLS Clip

Amber Heard Shows Off Her Rack In New MACHETE KILLS Clip

Amber Heard is best known for her dazzlingly good looks, and for dating Johnny Depp. Outside of that, her acting career has been stuck in neutral, bouncing around from one meaningless role after another. Could Machete Kills give her career some new life?

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Posted By:
Member Since 7/12/2010
Filed Under "Action" 9/17/2013
DISCLAIMER: is protected under the DMCA (Digital Millenium Copyright Act) and... [MORE]
1 2
TheGreenBastard - 9/17/2013, 8:36 AM
Meh, still nothing worth seeing to me. I'll browse the internets if I wanna see sexy bitches, not sit through a crappg movie.
marvel72 - 9/17/2013, 8:44 AM
amber heard for ms.marvel or invisible woman.
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 8:45 AM
I am excited to see this movie, the first was corny and I hope this one is just as bad as the first.

CharlesLord - 9/17/2013, 8:46 AM
@marvel72 i was actually just about to say how i think amber would make a good ms marvel
gaikinger - 9/17/2013, 8:52 AM
The first one was a hispandering piece of shot. This one looks just as lame. I know Danny and i'm still not gonna see this.
LucasMend - 9/17/2013, 9:00 AM
Perfect woman, my choice for Invisible Woman.
JerBear - 9/17/2013, 9:01 AM
Unpopular opinion: Roll my eyes at almost every nail article.
CherryBomb - 9/17/2013, 9:02 AM
How can someone be so beautiful and so talented?

My ultimate girl crush.
Mendenhall12 - 9/17/2013, 9:06 AM
What a misleading title.
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:07 AM
When Batz and Gusto get together, it is party time.

localman22 - 9/17/2013, 9:07 AM
Yvonne Strahovski would make a better Ms./Captain Marvel. Yvonne is a better actress and has proven that she can handle the action. Yvonne can also handle comedy as well.

Machete Kills, just like the original, looks to be one of those "guilty pleasure" movies -- so "over the top" that it is funny. It is one of the few kinds of films where bad acting is actually encouraged. You expect to see gorgeous women and "R-rated" excessive violence. (Kind of like a Michael Bay movie -- "PG-13 rated" with a few gorgeous women and huge explosions.)
CapnSquintyEyes - 9/17/2013, 9:09 AM
I thought she was just alright and then I saw her on Top Gear and now she slays me the way girls melt over Ryan Gosling.
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:10 AM
@ Batz

No fair that was my audition tape for Flash Dance.
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:13 AM
Yeah but Batz is the true party animal.

JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:26 AM
Looks like Nomis hit puberty in that pic.
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:31 AM
OMG that is just disgusting.......
Nubase - 9/17/2013, 9:35 AM
@McGee Damn that is soo wrong on so many levels!

She bisexual right?...but depp sticking his jonny
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:40 AM
Yeah do not take Gusto up on his offer

Rothwilder - 9/17/2013, 9:41 AM
New life? She's in yet another B movie. This won't be giving her Oscar roles.

Watch Drive Angry. She's bad ass in that, even though it is a B cheese movie.
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:42 AM
@ Roth

Really you are concerned with her Oscar roles etc..........
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:45 AM
TheGreenBastard - 9/17/2013, 9:47 AM
Jesus God Gusto!!!!! I had to google her to be sure that two beautiful people like Demi Moore and Bruce Willis created that....things that make ya go bughghghh!!!!
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:49 AM
@ OldGreg

The freaky thing is she was in HouseBunny and her body is pretty nice. But dang she has a body to die for but a face to protect it.
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:52 AM
Thanks Batz

Sorry this is in Spanish

MyNameIsGroot - 9/17/2013, 9:53 AM
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 9:56 AM
@ Gusto

Also do not forget Batz girl on the far right in the pink dress.

NateBest - 9/17/2013, 9:57 AM
A long range M4 with reflex sights... Yeah, right :)
IM53 - 9/17/2013, 9:58 AM
80s yearbook photo: 80s 80s.jpg
JediPhilosopher - 9/17/2013, 10:05 AM
Not tall enough for WonderWoman.
marvel72 - 9/17/2013, 10:12 AM
@ CharlesLord

you know what they say about great minds thinking alike. :D
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 10:12 AM
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 10:23 AM
@ Gusto

I cannot post the video but this is just hilarious, This is happening where I live.....
JoeMomma29 - 9/17/2013, 10:39 AM
@ Batz


Yeah that guy posted pics on Craigslist too of the offender. Pretty gross and that is in a snooty community.
BritishMonkey - 9/17/2013, 10:55 AM
Yes, that's a good looking rack...
Also, that's quite a collection of guns.
JorL5150 - 9/17/2013, 11:30 AM
Generic blonde?

I wouldn't kick it out of bed.

Of course trudy would, she's only got eyes for sack-mode and really-reams-beauss.
PsyGuy - 9/17/2013, 11:32 AM
a little late, but Rumer willis is way prettier nowadays.

Ranger14 - 9/17/2013, 11:38 AM
Like this film would be the one to help her career. lol

Loved the first one for what it was, but this is not a franchise that is going to give her acting career new life.
NovaCorpsFan - 9/17/2013, 2:45 PM
You guys are [frick]in' disgusting, you know that?

But I loves ya's all!
JasonGrayson77 - 9/17/2013, 3:26 PM
Im on that weird part of CBM again.
Azrael725 - 9/17/2013, 4:51 PM
its even hotter that she's bi-sexual ;)
1 2

Please log in to post comments.

Don't have an account?
Please Register.