Boobs, Guns, Explosions, Lady Gaga; This First MACHETE KILLS Clip Has It All!

Boobs, Guns, Explosions, Lady Gaga; This First MACHETE KILLS Clip Has It All!

The first clip from Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills has been released, and it features an action packed car chase, a cameo from Lady Gaga, Sofía Vergara's boobs shooting bullets and a whole lot more. Will this be the most must-see movie of the Fall? Check it out!

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez
Michelle Rodriguez as Luz
Mel Gibson as Luther Voz
Jessica Alba as Sartana Rivera
Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States
Sofía Vergara as Madame Desdemona
Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio
Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez
Zoe Saldana as Liza
Vanessa Hudgens as Cereza
Cuba Gooding Jr. as El Cameleón
Alexa Vega as KillJoy
William Sadler as Sheriff Doakes
Lindsay Lohan as April Booth
Lady Gaga as La Chameleón

RELEASE DATE: October 4th, 2013.
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Josh Wilding
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Filed Under "Action" 9/13/2013
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liveman789 - 9/13/2013, 5:40 AM
Isn't that the same crotch gun from "From Dusk Till Dawn?"
BackwardGalaxy - 9/13/2013, 5:43 AM
henchmen - 9/13/2013, 5:50 AM
After watching the Spy Kids movies, my manhood is confused on Alexa Vega.
elib - 9/13/2013, 5:51 AM
Jesus christ, how long ago was SpyKids?
BubblesShedAndBreakfast - 9/13/2013, 5:59 AM
@Liveman789 Yes and it was in Desperado. Hollywood recycling!
Gamera623 - 9/13/2013, 6:17 AM
Its Sex Machine's codpiece from From Dusk Till Dawn. Thats hillarious. :)

And I dont care what anyome says. Gaga is sexy as hell.
Rogers - 9/13/2013, 6:23 AM
Effusion - 9/13/2013, 6:24 AM
Robert Rodriguez you [frick]ing genius.
KrazyForKomix - 9/13/2013, 6:28 AM
Gotta love a good "A-Team" crash-ramp!
FirstAvenger - 9/13/2013, 6:44 AM
A strap on? Really?
fortycals - 9/13/2013, 6:46 AM
This is my kind of movie. One of those so bad it's good, type of movies. Amored El Camino ftw. This kind of reminds me of one of my favorite bad movie Baytown Outlaws.
thedemonknight - 9/13/2013, 6:49 AM
You forgot to mention balls in the title !!
supermarioworldE - 9/13/2013, 7:38 AM
With the summer being such a let down, this'll be the must see movie of the year.
JoeMomma29 - 9/13/2013, 7:46 AM
They should have included McGee's babe in this movie. Damn you are one lucky lad!

JoeMomma29 - 9/13/2013, 8:02 AM
Gusto even had a music album about his famous massages.

muttonman - 9/13/2013, 8:05 AM
Rodriguez is a hack... I used to really enjoy his work, but the last five or six years, all he has put out is crap...
JoeMomma29 - 9/13/2013, 8:07 AM
Though Gusto's massage parlor does not have a very good name.

LongJohnSilver - 9/13/2013, 8:31 AM
Alex Vega's ass is hot!!! Jesus' Mother of St. Joseph!
GoILL - 9/13/2013, 8:48 AM
@Joe, Gus and Mcgee

You dudes are hilarious.
jlabatman - 9/13/2013, 8:48 AM
militantcharles - 9/13/2013, 8:53 AM
Awesome he brought back sex machine's crotch gun!
marantaz - 9/13/2013, 8:54 AM
Gawd that was awful. Why are they all shooting bullets at an armored vehicle? So stupid. Worse than watching bad Telemundo soap operas... Same horrible writing acting and directing... but the boobs are awesome and make watching a pleasure... here the boobs are loud and angry... Ugh-ly and awful crap.
JoeMomma29 - 9/13/2013, 9:07 AM
@ marantaz

That is the humor of the movie, dang this is just going over some peoples heads. It is a glorified B movie, lots of stupid senseless crap, violence, and sex.
Gamera623 - 9/13/2013, 9:37 AM
The same thing happened with Pacific Rim. Its a glorified B movie with lots of senseless crap, monsters and robots.
And it went over lots of peoples heads who tried to take it seriously.
DioFoRio - 9/13/2013, 9:48 AM

So is this in the same universe as Dusk Till Dawn?
thewolveRAYne - 9/13/2013, 10:13 AM
Who doesn't love machine gun jubblies? I mean really! Frickin awesomeness
marantaz - 9/13/2013, 1:29 PM
JoeMomma, it was good in the double feature that got this all started, now these flicks are just awful crap. He'd be better off remaking big boob action flicks from the '70s, maybe a parody of the action porn flick from Boogie Nights. Anything, cuz this joke is old.
norseman79 - 9/14/2013, 5:08 PM
Shit movie

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