First Look At MACHETE KILLS Teaser (Low-Res)

First Look At MACHETE KILLS Teaser (Low-Res)

Unfortunately it's only 30 seconds long and in pretty lousy quality, but if you fancy a first look at Robert Rodriguez's Machete sequel (and the multitude of lovely ladies involved in the production) click on to check it out..

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.

Machete Kills stars Danny Trejo, Michele Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Lohan, Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Antonio Banderas, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, William Sadler, Cheech Marin, Alexa Vega, and Cuba Gooding, Jr. The movie opens September 13, 2013.

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LucasMend - 5/24/2013, 10:37 AM
I wonder if Amber Heard will show her goods (once again) like Lindsay Lohan did in the first film :D
JoeMomma29 - 5/24/2013, 10:38 AM
LOL! I am going to see this!
cmay13 - 5/24/2013, 10:43 AM
Lohan's was a body double
DCjohnny - 5/24/2013, 10:47 AM
I purposely did not see the first one...
no way ill see this... these grind house movies are rubbish ...
Newbus - 5/24/2013, 10:48 AM
What is this some 70s porn movie!? Looks good to me.
DioFoRio - 5/24/2013, 10:56 AM
someone film this with an Irish Handicam? AKA potato ; P

these flicks are fun hangover, on the couch ,blazed ,recoup and waste time, flicks.
LucasMend - 5/24/2013, 10:57 AM
@cmay13 [frick].
Well, at least Amber Heard wasn't a body double in The Informers.
MisterBabadook - 5/24/2013, 11:08 AM
I'll see it, loved the 1st one
MisterBabadook - 5/24/2013, 11:10 AM
But... No Don Johnson? I was hoping for a return.
Effusion - 5/24/2013, 11:12 AM
Robert Rodriguez is [frick]ing awesome
Slasherman - 5/24/2013, 11:13 AM
Hell Yeah Machete is back!!! Can't wait to see it.
Mysterion - 5/24/2013, 11:14 AM
I read that Charlie Sheen is using his birth name "Carlos Esteves" for this movie.
Natetrix79 - 5/24/2013, 11:32 AM
How can you not love Machete? Chicks & Guns!!!
SDR11 - 5/24/2013, 11:54 AM
I hope this movie is going to be as good as the first one. Looks like it.
FanboyTrump - 5/24/2013, 12:13 PM
I eat pussies like Machete for breakfast
Phlegmbot - 5/24/2013, 12:57 PM
Thx Rodriguez for giving work to a Jew-hating, woman-hating horrible human being like Mel Gibson. I will never see ANY of your movies ever again...even if Gibson does get cut to bits by Machete, you still gave him money and invited him to be in your movie.

You're a douchebag.
Kyos - 5/24/2013, 1:06 PM
Nice! Kind of...
CharlesLord - 5/24/2013, 2:07 PM
hahaha wow i really wanna see this now
BANE5000 - 5/24/2013, 3:40 PM

Didn't Don Johnsons' character die at the end?
OrgasmicPotatoe - 5/24/2013, 4:25 PM
Can't wait for this one, first one was awesome !

There is also Machete Kills Again after this one (unless Machete Kills bombs... No !)
manofmidgard - 5/24/2013, 6:58 PM
i didn't think they'd really make this one. i am very happily surprised. the first one was so twisted and awesome. my only fear came when they said "lady gaga" in the trailer. but then i thought the same thing when they said "lindsay lohan" in the first movie's trailer. no jess alba eye-candy? that's too bad, but still get michelle rodriguez who is just as yummy, and a lot more bad-ass. charlie sheen as prez. wow. LOL!
Jollem - 5/24/2013, 11:47 PM
machete can kick your ass while holding a taco
agentawsume - 5/25/2013, 1:57 AM

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