Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE KILLS Gets A Release Date

Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE KILLS Gets A Release Date

Starring the likes of Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Sofía Vergara, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Alexa Vega, Lady Gaga, and Lindsay Lohan, Open Road has now pencilled in Robert Rodriquez's Machete sequel for later this year. Hit the jump for details!

It has just been confirmed by The Hollywood Reporter's Borys Kit that Robert Rodriquez's Machete Kills will be released on September 13th, later this year. Principal photography took only 29 days to complete and shooting wrapped last July. There were previously rumblings that the sequel to 2010's Machete would be released in July, but this is obviously no longer the case. An image released of a very grown up Alexa Vega (Spy Kids) and the casting of Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen and Lady Gaga have resulted in the film receiving a lot of attention in the press. Are you looking forward to the movie? Stay tuned for updates and keep an eye out for more images and the trailer here on CBM.

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez
Michelle Rodriguez as Luz
Mel Gibson as Luther Voz
Jessica Alba as Sartana Rivera
Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States
Sofía Vergara as Madame Desdemona
Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio
Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez
Zoe Saldana as Liza
Vanessa Hudgens as Cereza
Cuba Gooding Jr. as El Cameleón
Alexa Vega as KillJoy
William Sadler as Sheriff Doakes
Lindsay Lohan as April Booth
Lady Gaga as La Chameleón

RELEASE DATE: September 13th, 2013.

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Josh Wilding
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jessepostal - 1/15/2013, 12:13 PM
I pissed next to some guy in a bar last night who looked just like Danny trejo, which is kind of hard to do(look like trejo, not tinkle next to him) now that i think about it the guy probably thought I was checkin him out
DioFoRio - 1/15/2013, 12:21 PM
lol!@jess. I had the same shit happen with Edward James Almos at the the most feminine voice I could muster, I asked"are you Edward James Almosssss" to which he grunted "yes" then I raised my hand fresh off my junk and asked to shake his hand, to which he sternly replied"NO" then hurried outta the bathroom without hesitation.Right answer. Cool dude.

BTW nice thumbnail pic of that chick...she got so damn hot it's ridiculous.
Optimus83 - 1/15/2013, 12:24 PM
I love the movies of Robert Rodríguez. ...specially for the woman jajajajajjajaja
jessepostal - 1/15/2013, 12:31 PM
@dion hahahahaha, I'm surprised he didn't go for the shake, he looks like the type that would haha. I saw some of your work, you got some talent bud
DioFoRio - 1/15/2013, 12:44 PM
thanks man. I really appreciate that. Trying to work on something right now. I'll post when I get enough to show.
DioFoRio - 1/15/2013, 12:46 PM
@AmericanPsycho...yeah , she looked better with some meat on those bones. But....She looks like dirty 20 eyes in my head wasted,wear a kryptonite condom ,get tested the next day, fun.

TheBatman3000 - 1/15/2013, 12:54 PM
@batz11- don't get me wrong 1st and 2nd choice are hot ...but Sofia is where its at! shes got awesome curves! any chick next to her...just looks flat lol
jessepostal - 1/15/2013, 12:56 PM
@dion, let me know when your ready, I've got some close friends that can get me some contacts for you
OrsonRandall - 1/15/2013, 1:31 PM
fortycals - 1/15/2013, 1:35 PM
Sofia gets it first, followed by Michelle, then Alba. You can have the rest, as i could die a happy man with a joker smile on my face.
BSingerFoxMen - 1/15/2013, 2:18 PM
I'll probably download this for the women, but I can't for the life of me understand why they make sequels to horrible movies! The first one was just complete schlock, and not the fun kind! The kiss at the end between Trejo and Alba was so gross, unnatural, and actually made me uncomfortable...possibly sterile.
BlueDemon - 1/15/2013, 2:38 PM
So I looked her up cause I was wondering what the big deal was...

CharlesLord - 1/15/2013, 2:52 PM
cuba gooding jr is in this?!?!?!!?
spectre88 - 1/15/2013, 4:53 PM
Crazy stuff
SunfireUrA55 - 1/15/2013, 5:59 PM
And why is Rodriguez making this a 2nd one?
The 1st one was already AWEFUL.
CaptainKangarooPimp - 1/15/2013, 8:07 PM

I would bang them all starting with Lindsay Lohan. That way I would give them all STDs. trololololol
mgeoff88 - 1/15/2013, 11:24 PM
WOW! That is a lot of gorgeous women in just one movie. Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan excluded.

I don't have to explain Lindsay Lohan for obvious reasons, but Lady Gaga is nuts. Call me old fashioned; craziness in a woman is not a desirable quality.
CoulsonLives - 1/16/2013, 5:45 AM
Why is they're last name Cortez? I feel like this is the same as the Spy Kids Universe... WEIRD!!!
geeekgod - 1/16/2013, 10:09 AM
@batz amber heard is gay you know
Phlegmbot - 1/17/2013, 12:04 AM
Ignoring all the embarrassingly childish misogyny on the board, I'll just say this: I saw the first Machete twice in theaters. I bought the DVD...I bought the DVD for my (19-y-o) nephew. I joked with people that "it was better than Citizen Kane."

But I will NEVER see a movie with wife-beating anti-Semite Mel Gibson in it. Period. It'd be like paying to go see O.J. Simpson in a movie.

Even if Gibson gets sliced to bit by Trejo's character, the fact that he's in it and was given a paycheck is disgusting to me.

(steps off the soapbox, pulls up pants, exits)

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