How It Should Have Ended: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

How It Should Have Ended: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

The Dark Knight Rises could've ended a lot sooner than its 2 hrs 45 min runtime according to the lads over at HISHE. That first fight between Bane and Batman in particular could've gone very differently.

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Running Time: 2 hrs 45 min
Release Date: July 20 2012 (USA)
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Starring: Christian Bale, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Hardy, Marion Cotillard, Juno Temple, Anne Hathaway, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman and Gary Oldman
Directed by: Christopher Nolan
Written by: Jonathan Nolan (screenplay), Christopher Nolan (screenplay), David S. Goyer (story)

The Dark Knight Rises is a superhero film directed by Christopher Nolan, who co-wrote the screenplay with his brother Jonathan Nolan and the story with David S. Goyer. Based on the DC Comics character Batman, the film will be the third installment in Nolan's Batman film series, and is a sequel to Batman Begins (2005) and The Dark Knight (2008). The Dark Knight Rises is intended to be the conclusion of the series. It stars Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, and Morgan Freeman. The film will take place eight years after the events of The Dark Knight and will introduce the characters of Selina Kyle and Bane—portrayed by Anne Hathaway and Tom Hardy, respectively—two villains from the Batman mythology.

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BlueMex - 8/21/2012, 12:26 PM
funny chet!
jaewest215 - 8/21/2012, 12:33 PM
This was funny!
blueorangeny - 8/21/2012, 12:41 PM
This was funny. Loved the cameo
McNyagano - 8/21/2012, 12:43 PM
John Blake (sees robin costume):"oh heck no i'm not wearing that" lol xD
batmanmovie2012 - 8/21/2012, 12:43 PM
Loved Superman's and Batman's diner talk.
GoILL - 8/21/2012, 12:44 PM
Haha, this was pretty damn good.
RedeyeJedi - 8/21/2012, 12:45 PM
That was pretty damn funny. "Worst. death. ever." LOL!
Marqy47 - 8/21/2012, 12:46 PM
I love it :)
Jaspion - 8/21/2012, 12:46 PM
That was good! Glad they did more than one ending because these movie needed. And this is not a good thing.
Kong - 8/21/2012, 12:48 PM
theInvincibleMexiMan - 8/21/2012, 12:53 PM
superman at the end. "Hey Alfred!"
Avenged99 - 8/21/2012, 12:56 PM
That's good stuff. can you make it 2 hours and 45 minutes long?!?
AlexDeLarge87 - 8/21/2012, 12:57 PM
Lucius had the best scene xD

Bane got outsmarted by Morgan Freeman.
Zarog - 8/21/2012, 12:57 PM
That may have been the best one they've ever done. It was awesome.
AlexDeLarge87 - 8/21/2012, 12:58 PM
The end was great also.
jtown904 - 8/21/2012, 12:59 PM
LOL awesome
RAWRG - 8/21/2012, 1:00 PM
LOL "Hey Alfred!"
Chewtoy - 8/21/2012, 1:00 PM
Ha! How many "or..." options did they include?

The Dark Knight Rises was a pretty silly movie.
Quasimodo - 8/21/2012, 1:00 PM
All of these are so true. Especially the bat darts. Seriously, where were those during his battle?!
Since when does batman notuse gadgets? Thats sort of his thing. :/
r1s1ng0fth3fall - 8/21/2012, 1:04 PM
Hey! 23 august!! How can u show this??
PapaEmeritus - 8/21/2012, 1:07 PM
LOL funny shit!
Lazyfan - 8/21/2012, 1:08 PM
You had your back broken, your heart broken, your bank account even broken, you even got stabbed dude! How are you even breathing right now?... Never mind I already I already know what your gonna say. Huuuuuuhhh Because I'm BATMAN!!!!!!!! ...................... Oh heck no I'm not wearing that.

RidiculousFanBoyDemands - 8/21/2012, 1:09 PM
HAHAAHAHA! That was fantastic!
RidiculousFanBoyDemands - 8/21/2012, 1:12 PM
I love the part where he takes a long inhale and goes

CharlesLord - 8/21/2012, 1:13 PM
SoFresh - 8/21/2012, 1:16 PM
InFamouslyCool - 8/21/2012, 1:17 PM
More proof it's the best.
MisterJay - 8/21/2012, 1:22 PM
worst death ever XD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maximus101 - 8/21/2012, 1:23 PM
Lol not bad not bad, not as god as some of the others but it was decent. The conversation between superman and batman was the best part and when lucious references shawshank redemption lol
IronSpider101 - 8/21/2012, 1:23 PM
I lost it when Superman appeared at the ending scene with them. That was hilarious.

Good movie, good spoof.
Supes17 - 8/21/2012, 1:23 PM
LMAO the ending was awesome:P
Rocket38 - 8/21/2012, 1:25 PM
well get busy swimming or get busy dying
AnditsOn1 - 8/21/2012, 1:27 PM
"because Im batman!" f**k you! You know why? Because you are batman!
Luminescent - 8/21/2012, 1:31 PM
LMAO..I freaking...Love this! Best part was Fox's xD
Luminescent - 8/21/2012, 1:32 PM
It was the worst death ever D: Awesome work HISHE.
myparentsaredead - 8/21/2012, 1:32 PM
Seriously hilarious. As much as I loved the film, I still can't get over why Gordon thought it was a good idea to send EVERY Gotham cop into the sewers. Either way, this was funny.
inky - 8/21/2012, 1:37 PM
well done and cleverly put together loved the robin bit.
CPBuff22 - 8/21/2012, 1:46 PM
The Avengers one was funny but that was Brilliant!
ronnie42 - 8/21/2012, 1:47 PM
this was funny, ten times better than the terrible 3rd
UncleDrew - 8/21/2012, 1:48 PM
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