Blade Vs Twilight!!

Blade Vs Twilight!!

For those of you who don't like sparkly Vampires, Blade says: 'I hate em too!

Yes I was dragged to the first Twilight movie like most of you were (that is, the guys with girlfriends) and like most of you, while sitting through this love fest for sparkly pale skinned people who uses words like 'Spider Monkey', I caught myself wondering "What if Blade got up in this movie and kicked some serious sparkly ass?" Hence the below video!

Can't you just feel the hate coming from Blade's eye's as he stares down the back of the most popular sparkly vampire? Man, if looks could kill!?!
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HelaGood - 7/28/2010, 9:32 AM
i could watch this over and over and over again....
HelaGood - 7/28/2010, 9:33 AM
like you, j-man i was dragged to the first one. but thankfully my wife hated it as much as i and so we have made it a tradition to get drunk off our asses and go see these films in the theater and razz them and the tweens watching them. good times...
claybo4131 - 7/28/2010, 9:36 AM
I love the guys from The Key of Awesome, they did a Twilight spoof music video called Emo Vampires, that is great
MatchesMalone - 7/28/2010, 9:37 AM
@Hela- Sounds like you got yourself a keeper!:)
HelaGood - 7/28/2010, 9:41 AM
@MatchesMalone ABSOLUTELY!!
BIGBMH - 7/28/2010, 9:42 AM
That guy'sm Blade voice was pretty funny.
ButtNakedSmurf - 7/28/2010, 9:44 AM
that was [frick]ing awesome!!!!!!!!!! twilight sucks!!
jazzman - 7/28/2010, 9:45 AM
Team Blade all the way
claybo4131 - 7/28/2010, 9:51 AM
The guys from Key of Awesome also did this one of The Dark Knight where Mark plays everyone in it (hes the guy who spoofed Whistler in the Blade video)

They also have parodies of Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Ke$ha (which is their most popular one) Katy Perry and others
LEEE777 - 7/28/2010, 10:01 AM

: P
GUNSMITH - 7/28/2010, 10:07 AM
superdog - 7/28/2010, 10:14 AM
awesome for sure
RedDevil - 7/28/2010, 10:32 AM
LOL Without Blade teenage vampires will end our world.
MrSuperheromoviefan - 7/28/2010, 10:52 AM
[frick]ING AWESOME!!!!!!!
HULK2099 - 7/28/2010, 10:59 AM
[frick]in love it
SHAZAM171 - 7/28/2010, 11:19 AM
LMAO!!!!! Good Stuff. I'd see this movie. LOL
BmanHall - 7/28/2010, 11:46 AM
Fortunately, for me, I have yet to see the first or third movie. However, I did have to suffer through the last half of the second. I honestly considered drowning myself in my Coke.
Rango - 7/28/2010, 11:47 AM
i always wanted to be part of Team Blade...ftw
Ven0m - 7/28/2010, 12:00 PM
I am team Blade!
gorgeousgeeks - 7/28/2010, 12:26 PM
I thought this was funny until he referred to Edward as a pansy for "not tapping that." I find it disgusting that people actually look down on you for saving yourself until marriage. Are STD's and having ten welfare babies (I know a woman) cooler than being a virgin? Oh, I guess so. IDIOTS! PIGS!

No, I'm not a tween or a Twihard. I just believe that some things are precious.

And if you have sex, that's your business, but I think it's wrong to mock someone for making a choice of abstinence whether it be for morals, safety, or religion.
MrSuperheromoviefan - 7/28/2010, 12:57 PM
@gorgeousgeeks - You got it wrong. Not only Bella and Edward want to have sex and they don't, but we have to listen to them grumble that they don't having sex.
Vital - 7/28/2010, 1:28 PM
Other than the emo comment, it was pretty funny. The guy who was Blade was really good.
claybo4131 - 7/28/2010, 1:30 PM
@gorgeous They just talk about doing it and they just dont, not till Breaking Dawn and he knocks her out while having sex then she wants seconds and then he knocks her up.

Its the same as talking the talk and not walking the walk
DDD - 7/28/2010, 1:36 PM
Tw!shite 20: Breaking Wind!!!!!
Ranger14 - 7/28/2010, 3:48 PM
Taboo@ If people only commented on articles that have to do with movies or actors they like, this would be a pretty boring place to visit. ;-)

I am sure I am like most. I went to the first movie not knowing what I was going to experience and as they say on GI Joe..."Now you know and knowing is half the battle". That's how I know about the franchise.

I read this article because Blade Vs. Twilight is very appealing me to me. I loved Blade and couldn't stand Twilight. ;-P
prinzjoker - 7/28/2010, 3:58 PM
Team Blade kills all twilight crap
countrymadness - 7/28/2010, 4:12 PM
SuperSpiderMan5778 - 7/28/2010, 8:29 PM
i can't stop applauding
grog - 7/28/2010, 9:55 PM
I love the trailer I would pay to see that. having a tween daughter makes in almost impossible to not have these movies in my house. however they do have 1 (and only 1) redeaming quality to them. they are guarentee to put me to sleep. great for that afternoon nap.
Jimdlux - 7/28/2010, 10:19 PM
jshark - 7/28/2010, 11:06 PM
I love that my wife hates Twilight more than I do. True Blood FTW! But I would pay to see a Twilight movie with Blade in it.
zeonsdemon - 7/29/2010, 8:19 AM
ive been waiting for someone to do something like this for a long time. and whistler looked hilarious
ThaJackaL - 7/29/2010, 6:19 PM
About the only way they could ever make Twilight watchable is by putting Blade in there! LOL
Vital - 7/29/2010, 10:19 PM
Yeah True Blood destroys Twilight for sure. :)
Nightmare4 - 7/29/2010, 11:43 PM
Blade Is The Shiitt!!the first flim is one of my favorite comic Movies of all time...
Nightmare4 - 7/29/2010, 11:44 PM
oh lol..and i would love to see Blade dcapitate the twilight vamp's!!
patriautism - 8/2/2010, 11:55 AM
Blade will kick hiss ass. Then blade and Bella will have consensual sex, while he watches, and uses his own tears to masturbate.
icebergslick - 8/12/2010, 3:40 PM
kill them all Day Walker....kill them all!
LinkHall - 11/14/2010, 8:08 PM
Eff team edward and eff team jacob. I'm Team Blade. SN: compared to twilight I'd even be Teamm Buffy. lol

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