HUMOR: New CAPTAIN AMERICA Clip is Less than Thrilling

HUMOR: New CAPTAIN AMERICA Clip is Less than Thrilling

Taking another clip from that awful 70's tv movie, Conan AGAIN pokes fun at the star spangled man's upcoming sequel using Reb Brown in place of Chris Evans, and corny production value in place of modern special effects.

After the cataclysmic events in New York with The Avengers, “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” finds Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, living quietly in Washington, D.C. and trying to adjust to the modern world. But when a S.H.I.E.L.D. colleague comes under attack, Steve becomes embroiled in a web of intrigue that threatens to put the world at risk. Joining forces with the Black Widow, Captain America struggles to expose the ever-widening conspiracy while fighting off professional assassins sent to silence him at every turn. When the full scope of the villainous plot is revealed, Captain America and the Black Widow enlist the help of a new ally, the Falcon. However, they soon find themselves up against an unexpected and formidable enemy — the Winter Soldier. Starring Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Cobie Smulders, Frank Grillo, Georges St-Pierre, Hayley Atwell, Toby Jones, Emily VanCamp and Maximiliano Hernández with Samuel L. Jackson and Robert Redford, “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” is directed by the team of Anthony & Joe Russo from a screenplay written by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely and is based on the ever-popular Marvel comic book series, first published in 1941. Marvel Studios’ President Kevin Feige is producing the film. Executive producers on the project include Alan Fine, Louis D’Esposito, Victoria Alonso, Michael Grillo and Stan Lee. The creative production team on the film includes director of photography Trent Opaloch, production designer Peter Wenham, editors Jeffrey Ford, A.C.E. and Mary Jo Markey, A.C.E. and three time Oscar®-nominated costume designer Judianna Makovsky. “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” is set for release on April 4, 2014.
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MisterBabadook - 1/15/2014, 7:48 AM
"Look good"
Jollem - 1/15/2014, 7:49 AM

AllHailMegatron - 1/15/2014, 7:50 AM
Dinotron - 1/15/2014, 7:51 AM
QuestiontheAnswer - 1/15/2014, 7:51 AM
Cap 2 is going to suck
EpitomeofAwesome - 1/15/2014, 7:56 AM
lol, gotta love Conan
Dinotron - 1/15/2014, 7:56 AM
try using a a better quality pic if you wanna pock fun of the avengers suit
KrazyForKomix - 1/15/2014, 7:57 AM
I agree. After seeing that clip . . . I is worried.
KrazyForKomix - 1/15/2014, 7:57 AM
What's he got in the belt? Seriously . . !
KrazyForKomix - 1/15/2014, 7:58 AM
Dinotron - 1/15/2014, 7:58 AM
Klone - 1/15/2014, 7:59 AM
Klone - 1/15/2014, 8:00 AM
Klone - 1/15/2014, 8:02 AM

More squatting than Wolverine lol.
TheWolverine08 - 1/15/2014, 8:02 AM
The suit in Avengers sucked. The Winter Soldier one looks much better. My man Cap is looking good.
TheWolverine08 - 1/15/2014, 8:03 AM
@MAC Don't criticize my lack of legs! It's all about the BICEPS!
cipher - 1/15/2014, 8:05 AM
Lovely arse on that one.
cipher - 1/15/2014, 8:08 AM
Yeah, she could probably pull a Xenia, an' suffocate the mutt with those.
Omarvls - 1/15/2014, 8:08 AM
I'm sure Captain America will have a new Battle suit for Age of Ultron I bet it will have dragon scales like in the comics
DrunkenNukem - 1/15/2014, 8:09 AM
lol @MAC
Jollem - 1/15/2014, 8:09 AM
certain lighting does make that suit look good. i usually liked it better with the cowl off like i liked green lantern with his mask off
patrat18 - 1/15/2014, 8:15 AM
Avengers suit was childish.
JasonBlue - 1/15/2014, 8:19 AM


Jollem - 1/15/2014, 8:29 AM
belt should have been brown. and the ears exposed like in some of the promo pics. star on the back wouldn't hurt, either. and i'm not holding my breath for scale-mail
SuperCat - 1/15/2014, 9:07 AM
m0th3r - 1/15/2014, 9:16 AM
Man..i watched both Cap movies on live Tv..even taped them with my betamax! yes im old...

Remember at the time we got a bunch of Marvel stuff...Spiderman TV, Cap, Hulk and just a few years earlier Doc Strange..Hell even was a Daredevil/BlackWidow movie that was put into production but never finished.

These were great then..but remember when this was on TV...SuperFriends was on Saturday Morning and Batman (1966)/Filmation Cartoons were afternoons..
Greengo - 1/15/2014, 9:17 AM
Geeksiah - 1/15/2014, 9:28 AM
Yeah those were the days.
Kids today just don't get it.

We lived through to times to get to now and we paid opur dues. We have the right to bitch about bad CBM's they don't! But do we bitch, No, because we know how bad it can be.


Remember the Legend of Superheroes (The first live action JLA?)

Nothing WB does can be that bad...Nothing!

ALmazing - 1/15/2014, 9:30 AM
That was pretty hilarious.

SpideyQuad - 1/15/2014, 9:35 AM
I was a kid back then and I still cringe when I hear this song
Dechiriko - 1/15/2014, 9:47 AM
it was funny the first time. not now.
Klone - 1/15/2014, 10:05 AM

If you want some impressive arms, train those triceps. Biceps are overrated and having good biceps and lagging triceps looks comical. As does chicken legs lol.
yingyangpalms - 1/15/2014, 11:10 AM
Tdi7457 - 1/15/2014, 11:58 AM
Ok, when can we start seeing some ACTUAL promotion for this big budget movie that's coming out in three months? One trailer and a few screen shots aren't cutting it.
jlabatman - 1/15/2014, 12:32 PM
CBM of the year!
Wang - 1/17/2014, 4:30 AM

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