Batman and Aquaman

Batman and Aquaman

A short story about when Batman goes on patrol and then Aquaman shows up.



Batman is out at night, patrolling the streets of Gotham. He is perched on top of a building, looking over the city. Everything is quiet. Suddenly, Aquaman appears behind Batman.

AM:
Hey Bruce!

BM:
What are you doing here Arthur?

AM:
I wanted to see what’s up with Gotham, I hear it’s so dangerous out here.

BM:
How did you even get up here? This building is completely boarded up and there’s no body of water for miles.

AM:
I thought I could help patrol the city with you!

BM:
Patrol for what exactly?

AM:
Crime! Danger!

BM:
Why would I want to fight crime with a man who can talk to fish?

AM:
I could do other things too!

BM:
Can you get Warner Brothers to make your solo movie?

AM:
Well… no.

BM:
Does Warner Brothers intend to put you in the Justice League movie?

AM:
Umm… I don’t think so.

BM:
Are you a hot chick?

AM:
No.

BM:
Then I think we’re done here.

Batman then shoots his grappling hook and prepares to swing away. But then he pauses-

BM:
Oh yeah, If I ever see you in my city again, I’m gonna beat the living crap out you. Understand?

AM:
Yes Batman.

BM:
Good.

Batman then swings away into the night.

BM:
Toot-a-loo! Fish-Man!

END
Posted By:
Bread
Member Since 7/5/2011
Filed Under "Fan Fic" 8/22/2012
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