Bread presents... Justice League!

Bread presents... Justice League!

A comedic Justice League short film, one that makes sense! [very mild language]



Justice League-

Batman and Green Lantern are sitting in the Hall of Justice eating schawarma.

BM:
Hey, why the hell are we eating this crap again?

GL:
We wanted to be nice to Flash because he loved The Avengers movie so much, he wanted to cook the shit.

Batman and Green Lantern continue to chew their food.

BM:
… this sucks!

GL:
I know

BM:
I mean this sucks more than YOUR MOVIE did!

GL:
…I know…

BM:
…ya know what…it’s not that bad.

GL:
My movie!

BM:
No the food… this shitty ass food isn’t as bad as your movie was, I mean not even close!

GL:
…I know… but at least I’m cooler than Aquaman!

BM:
Damn straight!

They fist bump

END
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Filed Under "Fan Fic" 8/17/2012
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3 Comments
kong - 8/18/2012, 3:19 AM
HAHA LOL!
ftoons - 8/18/2012, 3:53 AM
this one's very good! :D
comiccow6 - 8/18/2012, 5:18 AM
I'm just sitting here, rocking back and forth, and my mouth is open, but no sound is coming out, with my eyes wide open. I hope no one walks in on me.

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