FAN CAST: Mr.Clean The Movie

FAN CAST: Mr.Clean The Movie

PrivateCanti casts a movie about the clean one.

When a woman's son is kidnapped by an army of germs, she must team up with Mr. Clean to stop the evil before it is too late.


A man, immortal by curse, who seeks only to cleanse the world of its germs.


A loving, yet sometimes neglectful mother who seeks only to find her child.


A normal 8 year old boy who gets kidnapped by an army of germs.


An evil king, who hopes to use Bobby to spread germs throughout the world.


After not selling enough products, Swifter decided to join the germs.


Germ King's right hand man, he lacks the ability to wear a shirt and must hide behind germs for fear of rabid women.

Feel free to comment with your thoughts, but as always, be respectful.
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Member Since 9/4/2012
Filed Under "Fan Fic" 1/21/2013 Source: CaptainCanti
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RR51 - 1/21/2013, 9:42 PM
Somebody just had LOST marathon.
iuhgluiblbjjkhkjhkljh - 1/21/2013, 9:42 PM
@Saint: Whats wrong with Lost?
Kakarot - 1/21/2013, 10:18 PM
I really thought Vin Diesel was a shoo-in for Mr. Clean...
DumbledoreCalrissian - 1/21/2013, 10:19 PM
this article is hilarious lmao!!!!
ForeverPowerful - 1/21/2013, 10:28 PM
You just made my night. This is awesome. Though I would prefer Terry Crews as the Old Spice Guy.
Jollem - 1/21/2013, 11:08 PM
should have used vin diesel for the clean one and terry o'quinn in the flash-forwards
Durf - 1/21/2013, 11:09 PM
why does this exist? And on main no less? LMFAO
SuperDude001 - 1/21/2013, 11:14 PM
1) Why the f*ck is this on main?!? SERIOUSLY WHO THE HECK PUT THIS ON MAIN???
2) Overall assessment of this: Wayway too many LOST actors. Even if they're good it's an unrealistic combination that doesn't set out for the best.
+ Needs reasons why you chose those actors at the least.
+ Some detail as to why you think Mr.Clean would be a good idea. Obviously it is quite an untraditional fancast so some explanation would be required.
+ I'm going to be honest. Poor effort in my opinion.
iuhgluiblbjjkhkjhkljh - 1/21/2013, 11:17 PM
@SuperDude001: I made this article as a joke, man. I'm still wondering who put this on main.
SuperDude001 - 1/21/2013, 11:19 PM
PrivateCanti @ The concept of Mr.Clean as a joke or the whole effort as joke?
I'm not mad at you that this is on main, I know you couldn't do it.
iuhgluiblbjjkhkjhkljh - 1/21/2013, 11:23 PM
@SuperDude001: The whole effort as a joke.
SuperDude001 - 1/21/2013, 11:26 PM
PrivateCanti @ Thank you for clearing it up. I suppose I'm just mad that this is on main, as I find it rather insulting to other more serious fan-fic work, but of course you wouldn't of known it'd be on main.
This is a humorous concept and although I don't see the joke itself, if I came across this normally I'd be much more amused by it.
iuhgluiblbjjkhkjhkljh - 1/21/2013, 11:37 PM
I think you're just jealous, Saint.
lightningfilms - 1/21/2013, 11:52 PM
i lost....the game
GuardianDevil - 1/22/2013, 12:09 AM
Seriously?? Look man...I know that you and I are always arguing but this??? Seriously man?? This is gave me a good laugh if ur intention was to make me laugh then...good job I guess...
mgeoff88 - 1/22/2013, 12:25 AM
I'm just going to rattle off names of actors who would be great as Mr. Clean: Bruce Willis, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Michael Chiklis, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Goldberg.

Those are all my top choices. I meticulously picked the best actors for the role.

SuperDude001 - 1/22/2013, 1:02 AM
SaintSpidey67Re @ Even though I don't entirely share your reasoning and lengths, I just gotta say I love someone else doesn't like that this is one main.
GuardianDevil - 1/22/2013, 1:22 AM
I also feel that it was an idiot move on whomever's part by putting this on the main. I mean there are people who put ALOT of time and effort into their articles and they still don't get on the main, while garbage that took 10 seconds for some troll to come up with (like this)gets pushed to the's ridiculous!
MrBlueSky - 1/22/2013, 3:24 AM
kong - 1/22/2013, 3:30 AM
Isiaih mustard is thebest old spice guy
DrDoom - 1/22/2013, 4:08 AM
Every article on main should be this article.
Shadowelfz - 1/22/2013, 7:08 AM
I'm sure the editor saw this article, chuckled, and put it on the main so other people could chuckle too. While I dont find it very funny myself I dont see why you guys are freaking out so much?
SuperDude001 - 1/22/2013, 7:52 AM
Shadowelfz @ People are 'freaking out' because there are some great news articles that although seen by users, thumbed up, and commented on, they never make it to main and get recognition for their work.
My personal reason is because this article is terrible fan-fic and even though my problem isn't with PrivateCanti as this is a joke the article getting on main is almost an insult to all the great fan-fic that never gets recognition. I mean barely any fan-fic work ever gets on main, and if it does it's the occasional poster and never fancasts, so when this pops up it's a bit insulting to all those that put so much effort into making good and intellectual fan-fic.
Although I see why some may chuckle it is also annoying to both ordinary news writers and fan-fic makers, but luckily the situation has been resolved.
ToTheManInTheColdSweat - 1/22/2013, 11:10 AM
I lol'ed ... at the fanboys losing their shit over an article.
eidreven - 1/23/2013, 9:35 PM
great article canti. cant wait for the sequel

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