FAN CAST - Spongebob Squarepants

FAN CAST - Spongebob Squarepants

My picks for a Spongebob Squarepants film.

A requel of sorts from the original movie. It would be about Spongebob and his friends guarding the secret formula for the Krabby Patty from Plankton after Spongebob inherits the Krabby Patty from Mr. Krabs.

Director - David Fincher

A great director who I think could do a lot with a Spongebob franchise.

Spongebob Squarepants - Bradley Cooper

The perfect leading man who would fill the square pants well.

Patrick Star - Jonah Hill

Would bring the humor that's needed from Spongebob's best friend.

Squidward Tentacles - Steve Buscemi

Brings the perfect mix of depressed and humor for Squidward.

Sandy Cheeks - Reese Witherspoon

Pulls off a great southern accent, just watch Sweet Home Alabama.

Mr. Krabs - Paul Giomatti

I can just see Giomatti yelling "MONEYMONEYMONEY" and getting on Spongebob's case.

Pearl - Precious

A great up and coming actress, this could be her breakout role.

Larry Lobster - John Cena

Has the perfect body to pull off Larry.

Gary - Andy Serkis

The master of motion capture, like in Lord of the Rings and Planet of the Apes.

Mrs. Puff - Rosie O'Donnel

Has the same body and would bring a mother figure to the movie.

Bubble Buddy - Jeff Goldblum

Would be an awesome cameo and would bring experience to the movie.

Squilliam Fancyson - Vince Vaughn

Plays a perfect baddy, I would love to see the interactions with him and Buscemi. Plus it would reunite him and Goldblum from The Lost World: Jurassic Park.

Flying Dutchman - Geoffrey Rush

Has already shown us that he can play a good pirate, let alone an undead pirate.

Plankton - Don Cheadle

While watching Iron Man II lately, I decided he's the only one who could pull off Plankton convincingly.

Mermaid Man - Bryan Cranston

Has the same head and could bring a great twist to the role.

Barnacle Boy - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

A lot of people want him to be Robin in Dark Knight Rises, here he can play another great sidekick.

Manray - Brendan Fraser

Stole the show in GI Joe: Rise of Cobra and still has a great body.

Dirty Bubble - Ben Kingsley

I don't know why but whenever I see Kingsley's bald head I think "sphere".

Special Cameo - David Hasselhoff

Do I really need to explain?
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AutobotCommander84 - 1/11/2012, 3:13 PM
This entire thing should be motion capture like Tintin.
FlixMentallo21 - 1/11/2012, 5:34 PM
Forget mo-cap, make it all CG-animated. But seriously--why Spongebob, of all things?
AlexRival - 1/11/2012, 5:39 PM
Spongebob's storyline was the thing that most spoke to me as a child.
TheRaven20 - 1/11/2012, 7:32 PM
This is actually really good... for being a sarcastic fancast. At least I hope this isn't serious because it sure didn't come off that way to me.
AlexRival - 1/11/2012, 8:15 PM
@TheRaven Well I guess you can think of it however you want to think of it.
ThreeBigTacos - 1/11/2012, 10:19 PM
the girl you picked for Pearl, yea, her name isn't Precious lol
sevenyearslumber - 1/11/2012, 10:57 PM
i'm confused... why?
MaddMonkk - 1/12/2012, 12:12 AM
What's her name then 3bigtacos?, if you're so smart with your fancy brain power!!!lol
I don't get the David Hasselhoff cameo?
Jolt17 - 1/12/2012, 12:17 AM
Indeed, the first question should be why? I mean if it's an animated movie (it should be; I don't want a live-action Spongebob Squarepants!), then just make it with Tom Kenny and co., they're all best for what they do AND if it's for the sake of big names for a big movie, forget it; because they can sell a Spongebob Squarepants movie as well.
TheSoulEater - 1/12/2012, 12:53 AM
AlexRival - 1/12/2012, 6:27 AM
David Hasselhoff was in the first one, it'd be cool to see him come back.
RunDTC - 1/12/2012, 6:28 AM
I don't get JGL as Barnacle Boy. he's way too young.
AlexRival - 1/12/2012, 6:33 AM
I picked him because so many people want him as Robin.
ScootyPuffJr - 1/12/2012, 9:45 AM
Oh God, I just lost it...hilarious, man. Oddly spot on at times too, lol
superbatspiderman - 1/12/2012, 2:16 PM
This is a little strange to me. You have a few good choices but then you have a few bad ones. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are supposed to be senior citizens and I do not know where you got Bradley Cooper for Sponge Bob from.
AlexRival - 1/12/2012, 3:52 PM
Bradley Cooper can handle drama and comedy quite nicely, and I was kinda going for a younger approach to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
AlexRival - 1/12/2012, 6:30 PM
Also for Bradley, just look at that smile.
StormLoganSummers - 1/12/2012, 8:00 PM
The chick from Precious playing a whale. How fitting.
headlopper - 1/13/2012, 11:14 AM
A fat chick for the 'Whale' role. Appropriate.
superbatspiderman - 1/13/2012, 4:39 PM
Sponge Bob is a very geeky and childish character and Cooper is very handsome and cool. It just seems strange to me.
AlexRival - 1/13/2012, 11:45 PM
I don't know, I feel like he can pull it off. I just have a feeling I guess. Like I can just see him singing while he flips burgers.
TheMadman - 1/14/2012, 11:11 AM
I'd love to see Andy Serkis do the motion capture. :P Sliding around on the floor like a snail and just laying there meowing..
AlexRival - 1/14/2012, 12:30 PM
MrHulkSmashin You win, I was laughing uncontrollably at that.
kong - 1/15/2012, 11:03 AM
why? But sbsp should be motion captured!

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