My Cast To The X-Men

My first fan cast to the x-men its great!

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By awesomecasts - 5/9/2012
My choice for producer would be michael bay, he awesome filmmaker, favorites of mine are "bad boys two" and "transphormers" revenge of the fallen. the perfect director is jonathan liebesman he and bay are working together on "ninja turtles".

as profesor x: david caruso
he is very in "csi in miamai" and he looks like the character. in my version he wears sunglasses


as cyclops: keanu reeves
so awesome in "the bill n ted film" he was


as jean grey: sara jesica parkers
in "sex to the city two" a excelent performance she gave


as angel: paul walker
i loved "the five faster and fourious"


as beast: nicolas cage
he was a great hero in the "vengeance spirit: ghost ride" and its dissapointing he wasnt superman in "tim burtons: tha supper man"


as the ice man: robert patinson
this guy great he was on "water vs elephants"


as storm: blake lively (turned her white!)
well, storm as black did any sense make not so why not making her white like the other caracters? in my version, she is an french glamour blonde model who can produce rain


as rogue: america farara
farara so many actres is she! see "beti ugly" and understand will you!


as wolferino: eric stonestreet (turned him fat!)
chubby guys are always funny minorities so why not giving a role in this movie to them? in my version, wolferino is gay and in-loved with the wheelchair bald guy


as the crawler of the night: jason biggs
who love does not the "a pie from america" franchise? bigs exceled in those movies. in my version, he is a ultar-mega-super-awesome-pirate-ninga dude


as colossal: verne troyer (turned him dwarf!)
dwarfes are so cute and they look like little childs. in my version, colossal's mutation is dwarfism beacuse they are minorities


as cat's pride: drew verymore
she are many great and acted very good in "the et film"


as cable guy: rip torn
rip torn a tespian he is and his cable guy performance would be ocar-worthy


as bishop: jason tatham (in a blackface!)
awesome actor this tatham guy, when he acts my mind becomes like blowed. in my version, he is a black retro comedian, very expressive and funny


and now the villians

as magnetismo: huge grant
huge is a really huge actor ahaha! (çpun no intended hahahahaaAHAHAHAHAahah (sory caPS LOCK (sory caps lock again))) look this photo, he even looks like a bad guy in jail!


as mistique: kathy bates
omg kathy so sexi she is like mistique!!!!!!!!!!!11111


as tooth of a sabre: tha erny reies jnor
tha erny reies jnor is a actor favorite of mine, really menazing and he has an imposing physique. in my version he is a richard branson impersonator


and as the pool of death: andry serkas
serkas is a orrible actor but his body seems very pool of deathy so i cast him. in my version, pool of death is a gay pop star that is in loved of speedo-man like in this picture
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FlixMentallo21 - 5/9/2012, 3:02 PM
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Yer kiddin', right?????
MrBlueSky - 5/9/2012, 3:18 PM
tweeeeenkies3 - 5/9/2012, 3:19 PM
This is an obvious joke. It's lame. It is not funny.

People try hard on here, and upload GOOD stuff, but for someone to take no time, no effort, and create utter shit like this is just wrong.
Take it down, because NO ONE will like this, or even find it to be funny or cute.
RunDTC - 5/9/2012, 3:21 PM
hear that far away screaming sound? those are my IQ points making their suicidal leap from my ears.
RoadDogXXIV - 5/9/2012, 3:51 PM
I hope this is a joke.
TheSoulEater - 5/9/2012, 4:37 PM
This is just...purposefully bad
JeffBridges - 5/9/2012, 4:39 PM
LOVE!
StPete20 - 5/9/2012, 5:27 PM
best part about this is that you spent time putting it together
MrBlueSky - 5/9/2012, 5:50 PM
Dude, I suggest you delete this cast and put some more time and effort into making a new one (just trying to offer some advice).

Anyway, can you check out my Justice League Trilogy cast?
JerBear - 5/9/2012, 6:15 PM
Booooooooooooooooooooo. Lame, unfunny... just... go away.
Kakarot - 5/9/2012, 6:37 PM
Obviously a joke guys come on... it was mildly entertaining.
jbak368 - 5/10/2012, 9:51 AM
Yeah, just because you didn't think someone's joke is funny isn't really a good enough reason to tell them to kill themselves. Just sayin...
MovieMaster - 5/10/2012, 9:57 AM
This is so obviously a joke and it's so [frick]ing funny.
axelbratoski - 5/10/2012, 11:07 AM
Really? This is an obvious joke, but a very bad one and even a little bit immature. People here puts alot of effort in their cast, and you're just picking a bunch of random actors and casting them to make a joke!
95 - 5/10/2012, 4:52 PM
This is funny. You scared me at first though, I thought you were serious-- but then I saw Kathy Bates as Mystique. lol.
PaulRom - 5/10/2012, 7:04 PM
Dafuq did I just read.
AutobotCommander84 - 5/10/2012, 7:46 PM
Da [frick]?
AlexDeLarge87 - 5/11/2012, 5:36 PM
That was.......... Disturbing. ;)
Shadow11 - 5/11/2012, 8:10 PM
This has got to be one colossal joke, if anything my fan cast for X-Men would be:

Professor Xavier- Mark Strong
Cyclops- Chris Pine
Jean Grey/Phoenix- Rachel McAdams
Wolverine/Logan- Tom Hardy
Storm/Ororo Munroe- Zoe Saldana
Angel/Warren Worthington III- Justin Hartley
Rogue/Marie- Nina Dobrev
Gambit/Remy LeBeau- Ian Somerhalder
Beast/Hank McCoy- Jon Hamm
Iceman/Bobby Drake- Shia Labeouf
Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner- Elijah Wood
Magneto- Jason Isaacs
Mystique- Alice Eve
Toad- Andy Serkis
Pyro- Jamie Campbell Bower
Sabretooth- Paul Levesque Triple H
Senator Davidson- Gary Sinise
Stryker- Tommy Lee Jones
Lady Deathstrike- Maggie Q

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