Boba Fett Saves the Day!

Boba Fett Saves the Day!

A new story featuring everyone's favorite bounty hunter!

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By Bread - 9/20/2012


Boba Fett flies his ship up to the Death Star. He is attacked by a small fleet of three TIE Fighters but easily destroys them without putting forward any effort. He then docs with the Death Star and jumps out of his ship. He is then attacked by six storm troopers. The storm troopers open fire upon him while he ducks for cover behind an X-Wing ship. Boba Fett easily kills five of the imperial troops, but he only wounds one of them, purposely keeping him alive. The Fett walks up to the injured trooper, who is screaming on the ground, and drags him over into a corner. He them removes the storm troopers helmet, and punches him in the face.

ST: Why didn't you just... kill me?

BF: WHERE IS THE MILLENNIUM FALCON?

ST: The WHAT??

[punch]

BF: WHERE IS IT!?!??!??!??

ST: You won't get anything from me. You'd be better off just killing me
right now.

BF: Tell me where it is, then... you have my permission to die!

ST: I DON'T KNOW!!!!

[punch]

Then all of a sudden someone pulls out a thermal detonator which would destroy the entire Empire, and THE BABIES! So Boba Fett heroically grabs the detonator and duct tapes it to the storm trooper. He then picks up the storm trooper and starts to drag him over to his ship.

ST: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BF: I'm gonna put you in my ship, and you're gonna fly it out of here with this detonator so we don't have to die.

ST: But why do I need to fly the ship?

BF: The auto-pilot doesn't work

ST: WHY NOT?!?!?!??

BF: NO ONE CARES! NOW GO!

ST: BUT--

[punch]

Boba Fett then throws the storm trooper into the ship.

BF: If you don't fly this ship, I'll slaughter your Ewok.

The storm trooper then flies away into the distance and the ship explodes.
The Next day, Darth Vader and Boba Fett are chilling at the beach on
Tatooine.

DV: Thanks for saving that Death Star dude, I wouldn't want to go through
the trouble of building another one. I mean those things blow up, like, every week now.

BF: No problem bro.

DV: Good thing that trooper could fly your ship. We'd be dead without him.

BF: Yeeeeeaaaa not really. I fixed that auto pilot six months ago. I just thought it'd be funny to watch that guy blow up.

DV: LOL! Nice!

END
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zachman2013 - 9/20/2012, 3:44 PM
ehhhhhhh.
avengers72 - 9/23/2012, 12:43 PM
pretty funny man

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