It Isn't Easy Being Green

It Isn't Easy Being Green

Green Lantern has a brief encounter with an angry citizen.

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By Bread - 12/2/2012

Green Lantern had just returned to Earth from a long off-world mission. He is flying over Coast City and he sees a small car accident and many people surrounding the crash. He flies down to make sure everything is okay.

GL- Is everything alright here?

Citizen- HEY! It's that green Van Wilder guy! What do YOU want ya jerk?!

GL- Excuse me?

Citizen- What are you gonna do? Take a dump on the community and then abandon everyone again?

GL- What are you talking about sir?

Citizen- You gave us one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made, and then when Gotham is held hostage for 5 months, you decide not to help out! I mean what the hell man? My cousin was stuck in there!

GL- I was busy in outer space.

Citizen- Yea? Doing what?

GL- I was... fighting against the seductive powers of the Pink Lantern Corps...

Citizen- PINK LANTERN? PINK???? You're just a friggin' joke!

GL- Sir I'm sorry if I-

Citizen- SHUT UP! I'm leaving, come back to me when you're Deadpool.

The crowd leaves.

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comiccow6 - 12/2/2012, 11:43 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! This is way too perfect. Prepare for DC shared universe comments.
bazinga85 - 12/2/2012, 2:17 PM
As a DC fan myself, this is incredibly funny, clever, and true:-)
comiccow6 - 12/3/2012, 3:18 AM
^^ Ryan's actually a really good actor. He just gets dragged into movies with bad scripts. However, he was PERFECT as Deadpool in X-Men Origins. I'd love to see him return to that role.
Bread - 12/3/2012, 4:14 AM
^exactly. His scenes in the beginning of origins were the only good parts of that movie, and it was written perfectly for the character.

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