NOVA'S FUNHOUSE: Iron-y

NOVA'S FUNHOUSE: Iron-y

Remember the scene in Lion King where Scar is holding Mufasa over the ledge and the wildebeest stampede is beneath them? Yeah, well here's my interpretation. Hope you enjoy it!

 

We see Mufasa trying to claw his way up the ridge. He's struggling and the thick herd of wildebeest beneath him have created a massive dust cloud. Scar appears at the ledge and looks down.

MUFASA
Brother! Help!

 
He stretches out his paw. Scar leans down and digs his claws into Mufasa's outstretched paw. Mufasa roars in agony and looks into his brother's eyes. Scar grins maliciously.
 
SCAR
Long. Live. The. King.

MUFASA
Wait, that doesn't make any sense.

SCAR
What?

MUFASA
Well, I'm old. I'll be dead soon anyway and my son is going to be King.

SCAR
Yes, but I want to be king.

MUFASA
It's just ironic you want to kill me now rather than just wait for me to die.

SCAR
Your son is going to inherit the throne, I wouldn't be able to be king if I waited for your death!

MUFASA
He'd be inexperienced. Plus, he's a child. Why not just kill him while he's young, let me die of depression and then you could be king.

SCAR
... No, shut up! I'm going to let go now!

MUFASA
Only because you know my plans are better than yours.

SCAR
Count of three, I'm letting go. One.

MUFASA
Scar, uh--

SCAR
DON'T INTERRUPT! Two.

MUFASA
Scar the stampede's gone.

SCAR
Thr-- what?

 
Scar looks at the gorge below. It's empty.
 
SCAR
You prick! You were keeping me busy so I wouldn't notice the stampede had finished!

MUFASA
Indeed I was. Now pull me up.

SCAR
I could just let go, you'd still die.

 
Mufasa reaches up with his other paw and latches his claws int Scar's free paw.
 
MUFASA
You just try that!

 
Scar pulls Mufasa up. Mufasa hits him a bitch slap to the face.
 
MUFASA
Trying to kill me out of the franchise, who do you think I am? Sean Bean? In all honesty, Scar, I think you'd be a better king than Simba.

SCAR
Really? Why?

MUFASA
Look at him.
 
 
The two look into the gorge and see Simba dancing and singing with various animals.
 
MUFASA
Boy's about as straight as a merry-go-round.

 
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I certainly hope you read that in the voices of James Earl Jones and Jeremy IRONS (see how I came up with the title?). Anyway, cheers for reading, everybody!
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Filed Under "Fan Fic" 7/6/2014
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11 Comments
kong - 7/6/2014, 6:35 PM
You should be glad you didn't [frick] with Rafiki. He would've been all over yo ass!!!


Abary - 7/6/2014, 6:36 PM
This... this is absolutely epic. This is practically a better version of HISHE.
NovaCorpsFan - 7/6/2014, 6:39 PM
Rafiki, the biggest badass in a Disney movie, ever.
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/7/2014, 3:17 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!! LOL :P
Doopie - 7/7/2014, 5:48 AM
I am in the middle of a pretty bad day and this put a big smile on my face so thanks Nova, it was very good!

I was on a boat called 'Rafiki' recently...made me think of this

NovaCorpsFan - 7/7/2014, 6:22 AM
Good to know I'm making a difference in the world, Doop!
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/7/2014, 7:49 AM
@Doop

cipher - 7/7/2014, 8:11 AM
Hang in there, Doop.

Last week was pretty shitty for me, so I'm just cracking up at the "Boy's about as straight as a merry-go-round."

Hahahahahahahaha.
cipher - 7/7/2014, 8:14 AM
I'd like to think I make a difference in the world every time somebody points at me and thinks "as long as I do the exact opposite of every thing that f*cker does, I'm pretty sure I won't die young".
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/7/2014, 9:09 AM
Last week was pretty shitty for me too ciph!! We are connected!!! :P
NovaCorpsFan - 7/7/2014, 11:08 AM
Jesus, you're a cheerful bunch today, aren't you?

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