ComicBookMovie.Com and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)

I haven't been around for a long time, but never have I encountered a place like this man. I think I should say a few words about the love and hate about this place!

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By Austin Powers - 4/26/2014
Hello ComicBookMovie.Com

I think you all know who I am; the incredibly sexy, smart, and randy international man of mystery. I am none other than Austin Danger Powers! Believe it or not, I'm a very big fan of comic book movies. Yes, even international men of mystery have heroes. They're the heroes we always strive to be baby. We are living in a very special time period man, and it saddens me to see that not everybody is enjoying it. Honestly man, when I first understood how to work this site (a couple of days ago thanks to Basil), I found out that the lot of you are a very uptight and un-groovy. That ain't right man. This site should be about free love and partying baby, not hating and trolling! The uptight squares on this site need to take relax and have a few good laughs. Some think it's funny trying to troll other human beings on this site, but honestly man:
In the coming years most of you will look back at this site and think about how much regret the things you did and how you wish you would have done things differently. I don't think that's a future anybody wants man. We need to change our ways man! We have comic book movie freedom, yeah! Why should we sit around and waste it arguing and winding ourselves up when we can be enjoying it and living in the now? Remember the days when the biggest comic book movie in years was Batman and Robin? I do, and it was not pretty. I even remember the days when we didn't even have comic book adaptations. Trust me, you don't want to have lived in that period of time. Right now we've got not only many comic book movies coming out, but a way to express our love for them with a vast amount of people. It's a very groovy time to live in baby. Let's not waste that opportunity! Comic book movies aren't about hate; they're about watching our favorite heroes come to life! Even if we don't like some of the films, that's okay because they're are always more on the way! Let's not squander this opportunity, but let's love it man! Let's just take a step back, reflect upon the long journey it took to get where we are today, enjoy what we have today, and enjoy the glorious dirty pillows gifs some users drop on this site! Make love, not war baby! I hope to remain on this site for a long time to come, and I hope soon enough we won't have to worry about who's a troll or what movie is going to suck next, but rather how much we love what we got and what's coming next! If we do that, our future might be so bright we may just have to wear shades man!

Well, that concludes this groovy editorial baby. Remember to behave baby!
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BatManHeisenberg - 4/26/2014, 5:04 PM
Oh, behave!
AustinPowers - 4/26/2014, 5:06 PM
This is my first editorial baby, so do be gentle!
MercwithMouth - 4/26/2014, 5:06 PM
Haha, nice. You get a thumb.
AustinPowers - 4/26/2014, 5:09 PM
Thanks mates! Does anybody know when the t&a arrive?
BatManHeisenberg - 4/26/2014, 5:12 PM
Hey, MrBlackJack, should our groovy friend join DRG?
DrunkenNukem - 4/26/2014, 5:12 PM
My favorite thing about Austin Powers was Elizabeth Hurley..

AnthonyLantern - 4/26/2014, 5:13 PM
Awesome job
AustinPowers - 4/26/2014, 5:14 PM
Gangs? No no no, I don't need to be a part of those again baby!
BatManHeisenberg - 4/26/2014, 5:18 PM
Well, would it be okay if we used him in the story as an enemy?
AustinPowers - 4/26/2014, 5:19 PM
@DrunkenPirateNukem You're telling me!
BatManHeisenberg - 4/26/2014, 5:21 PM
You're such a cool user, baby!
AustinPowers - 4/26/2014, 5:22 PM
Say, how does a sexy Brit make it to the front page of the site? Do we have to bribe the editors, cause I have this penis-enlarger that I need to get off my hands and...never mind.
MercwithMouth - 4/26/2014, 5:46 PM
Took me 11 thumbs and 40 comments to hit main yesterday... And they took it off main after about an hour... Hope you make it.
TheAbaryMan369 - 4/26/2014, 5:55 PM
I have no words...
TheAbaryMan369 - 4/26/2014, 5:55 PM
TheAbaryMan369 - 4/26/2014, 5:55 PM
Okay maybe one ;)
TheBuoyWonder - 4/26/2014, 5:56 PM
I applaud you sir.
TheBuoyWonder - 4/26/2014, 5:58 PM
Also good choice in not joining the DRG they're nowhere near as high a calibre of group for a man like your self,
TheBuoyWonder - 4/26/2014, 6:10 PM
TheBuoyWonder - 4/26/2014, 6:16 PM
Diamond Dogs?
Greengo - 4/26/2014, 6:48 PM
It's about time you showed up.
LadyGusto - 4/26/2014, 7:11 PM
DrunkenNukem - 4/26/2014, 7:49 PM
Mothchild - 4/26/2014, 8:12 PM
McGee - 4/26/2014, 8:13 PM
maninfinesuit - 4/26/2014, 8:13 PM
'In the coming years most of you will look back at this site'

No. No, we won't.

TheDarman - 4/26/2014, 8:19 PM
This was great man. Nice editorial. Totally agree.
batz11 - 4/26/2014, 8:20 PM
BigBossKaz - 4/26/2014, 8:25 PM
Join The Diamond Dogs! Take down The Dead Rabbits Gang once and for all!
BubSnikt - 4/26/2014, 8:29 PM
Good luck with that BigBoss
maninfinesuit - 4/26/2014, 8:30 PM
Diamond Dogs?

Super12 - 4/26/2014, 8:38 PM
Well said, Austin. No idea why an alleged comicbook fan would bash the other half of the industry when we're living in this magical golden age where every cbm is incredibly awesome. Just doesnt make sense.

"I too like to live dangerously..." lol
AgentZero - 4/26/2014, 8:39 PM
Yeah I'm getting tired of these Mrs and all those same celebrity gifs in here

Take down the DRG !!!
BigBossKaz - 4/26/2014, 8:41 PM
BigBossKaz - 4/26/2014, 8:42 PM
So does AgentZero support mine and BuoyWonder's cause?
BigBossKaz - 4/26/2014, 8:45 PM
MercwithMouth - 4/26/2014, 8:53 PM
That is the worst album cover I've ever seen... Including Cattle Decapitation's covers...
BigBossKaz - 4/26/2014, 8:57 PM
I [frick]ing love Cattle Decapitation!

The band is prettt metal too.
but yeah i agree Bowie really freaks me the [frick] out. That cover is more than nightmare inducing
UltimateHunt - 4/26/2014, 8:58 PM
Haha.... Nice!
Thumbs Up..
Just dont get cocky like some users here.
ShelfPorn - 4/26/2014, 8:58 PM
Wellllll, we may be living in a time of many comic book movies but I think where the arguments arise is instances where studios throw crap in our faces and say, "Hey, it's a comic book movie! You're required to love it!" And half the people say, no deal, and the other half say, at least it's a comic book movie let's go watch. So....
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