EDITORIAL: Who REALLY Owns ComicBookMovie.Com?

After a wildly successful editorial uncovering the truth of ComicBookMovie.com, BatmanHeisenberg is here to uncover the the TRUTH of who sits behind the computer of the owner of the site. Hit the jump…. or just live in a lie.

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By BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014

NOTE:
 

Not much will make sense here if you haven’t read my previous editorial (check it out HERE), so please do that. I am risking a LOT here to try and uncover the truth, and the punishment for me is a VERY terrible one, so please take this seriously. More serious than a Jacky article. So continue reading…. or don’t, and live in a Matrix Inception world. M’kay.

After a horrifying turn of event’s, I’m back to show weaknesses in the system. And I know that the conformity is nice, but you need to look outside your SELFISH needs and see the light, m’kay? This is very important, M’KAY!! TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY OR I’LL RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH, M’KAY!!

Whoa. I’m so sorry. I….. I have no idea what just happened. A freak occurrence, no worries. Anyway…. I thought that I uncovered everything with my last editorial, and then two things happened. One, I thought, who sits behind Galactus’ computer, and two, it turns out, THIS happened in my comment section:

Wait… what? That was my response. Now, my initial response is that Nate killed Galactus. But that’s not all. The Nate I know is a nice guy. Why would HE kill him? What? Someone killed Nate, took over his body, and then killed Galactus, and now owns the site. So who would that be? Let’s do some problem solving. Let’s use a little capitalization. I RANDOMLY capitalized some letter in the name of the website and Nate’s username:
 

comicbooKmovie.cOm, nATebeSt
 

It was COMPLETELY randomized. Seems pretty out of place. Let’s use the word hurp and integrate it into the randomized letters because the word hurp has to do with DNA or some shit and these people are using DNA in their experiments, which makes total sense.
 

SOUTH PARK
 

Yup. I integrated herp and look what I found. A little town in Colorado. But who there would kill Nate AND Galactus?

Eric Cartman. He is a ruthless little fat shit who would do something worse than this. So that seems all fine and we can crack down on Eric, right? I wish it was that easy. Why would Eric want to do this…. Someone is manipulating him, and who is that?

Mr. Mackey. Now, his soft nature might seem a bit far stretched, but it’s a hoax. And it’s said he has had MANY violent outbursts towards his students. He doesn’t want his hands dirty, so he is able to convince Cartman to kill them both, and any naysayers,  and now Mr. Mackey operates the site and all the fake accounts(JoshWilding, Pasto etc.) But why would he want to control the lil’ ol’ site CBM.Com? Because, like us, he is just a fan of CBM’s, and wants grade A reporting on it. So should we condemn him for a hand in several hundred murders, if it means we get a site where we can get our comic book news? If not, then what’s life worth living? This site gives our little lives meaning. M'kay.

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BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:38 PM
Please like again, friends. Everyone needs to know.
TheAbaryMan369 - 7/14/2014, 4:40 PM
You are on the verge of uncovering the dark truth about CBM. There are conspiracies that MUST be revealed.
McNyagano - 7/14/2014, 4:42 PM
"Who REALLY Owns ComicBookMovie.Com?


BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:42 PM
@TheAbaryMan369

I know. You must wait for my next editorial.
Doopie - 7/14/2014, 4:42 PM
If all it takes is a few murders to keep this place running then I've got a few usernames I'd like to volunteer for the honour
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:43 PM
@McNyagano

So Mr. Mackey is controlled by HYDRA? I may or may not mention that in my next editorial. Let's make this a fun comment section again.
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:45 PM
@Doopie

I say we kill @McGee and/or @cipher with McGee's eating problem and cipher's drinking problem, we'll be doing them a favor, and they'll be dead by the end of the month.
DCGuy - 7/14/2014, 4:45 PM
LOL nice
NovaCorpsFan - 7/14/2014, 4:45 PM
I just realised the connection between Mackey and M'Kay... I watch South Park all the time. This news doesn't surprise me one bit.
NovaCorpsFan - 7/14/2014, 4:46 PM
Death to @Pasto!
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:48 PM
@DCGuys

Thanks, like please!

@NovaCorpsFan

I know, this is very serious.
McNyagano - 7/14/2014, 4:48 PM
@BatmanHeisenberg



;)
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:48 PM
@NovaCorpsFan

DEATH TO PASTO! DEATH TO PASTO! HAIL HYDRA!
TheAbaryMan369 - 7/14/2014, 4:49 PM
@NovaCorpsFan I say kill off @PsychoManiacJacky, he has influenced a LOT of insane shit here on CBM. But yeah, I agree with you on Pastie.
NovaCorpsFan - 7/14/2014, 4:50 PM
y@BatmanHeisenberg

It must spread incredibly far into the ranks. The use of the apostrophe seems to be their way of coaxing us into the matrix.
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:51 PM
Wait, no death to Pasto. that means we'd kill all the other people.(Mr. Mackey, Josh, BlackJack, staypuffed, anyone else I said was a fake username...)
NovaCorpsFan - 7/14/2014, 4:52 PM
It's evident @Pasto has some form of status, he has survived countless bannings and other horrific things.
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:52 PM
@McNyagano



LOL gonna see Dawn for the first time in like 2 and a half hours. SO excited.
Pasto - 7/14/2014, 4:53 PM
@NovaCorpsFan @TheAbaryMan369 @BatManHeisenberg



I ain't goin nowhere.
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:54 PM
@TheAbaryMan369

If we kill off Jacky(who I love(and is fake)) that would set a chain reaction to Mr. Mackey. Which would be very bad, mkay.
NovaCorpsFan - 7/14/2014, 4:55 PM
Kill it! The beast, @Pasto, has come in an attempt to claim us!!!
McNyagano - 7/14/2014, 4:55 PM
@BatmanHeisenberg

It's the best movie this summer so far imo. Enjoy!

Hail Hydra;)
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:55 PM
@Pasto

I retracted my comment about killing you. So calm your tits.
DEVLIN712 - 7/14/2014, 4:56 PM
@BatManHeisenberg
You're getting in pretty deep, I'd watch your back. You wouldn't be the first intrepid journalist to be knocked off for looking to far into @NateBest's past.
DEVLIN712 - 7/14/2014, 4:56 PM
@Abary
Blasphemy! @PsychoManiacJacky is the only one (with the exception of BH) who sees the truth! Kill @MrBlackJack, as far as I've gathered he was responsible (with the help of Nova) for my disappearance!
Doopie - 7/14/2014, 4:57 PM
if we killed off cipher I'm not sure the booze industry would survive the hit
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 4:57 PM
@McNyagano

Thanks! Is it better than TWS, DOFP, TASM2? I loved all three.
Pasto - 7/14/2014, 4:58 PM
I got my iPad Mini today.

So suck it.
NovaCorpsFan - 7/14/2014, 4:58 PM
You ain't got shit on me, @DEVLIN712!
NovaCorpsFan - 7/14/2014, 4:59 PM
@Pasto
0megaDaGod - 7/14/2014, 5:00 PM
BatmanHeisenberg be like...





Doopie - 7/14/2014, 5:00 PM
Pasto

I'm not gonna suck your iPad mini
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 5:00 PM
@DEVLIN712

@BatManHeisenberg
You're getting in pretty deep, I'd watch your back. You wouldn't be the first intrepid journalist to be knocked off for looking to far into @NateBest's past.


Thanks for looking out for me.

@Abary
Blasphemy! @PsychoManiacJacky is the only one (with the exception of BH) who sees the truth! Kill @MrBlackJack, as far as I've gathered he was responsible (with the help of Nova) for my disappearance!


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@Doopie

McNyagano - 7/14/2014, 5:01 PM
@Batman

Better than TASM2 and DOFP but just a notch below TWS for me.
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 5:01 PM
@0megaDaGod

MrBlackjack - 7/14/2014, 5:01 PM
I'm [frick]ing flawless, so all you mother[frick]ers can piss off.
DEVLIN712 - 7/14/2014, 5:02 PM
@Nova
I know what you look like!
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 5:02 PM
@McNyagano

Cool deal. Is it better than Rise?
BatManHeisenberg - 7/14/2014, 5:03 PM
@MrBlackjack

FLAWLESS. Nice lowercase letter there.
DrunkenNukem - 7/14/2014, 5:04 PM
Some kind of judeo-masonic conspiracy theory in cbm.com
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