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SDCC 2010: Low Riders, Tacos, Tequila and Michelle Rodriguez on Doing Porn at the Machete Party

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Robert Rodriguez held one of the more unusual—and kick-ass—parties for Machete during Comic-Con, complete with low riders, a taco truck and free tequila!


In my third year at the San Diego Comic-Con as a member of the press, I've been to many industry parties already. Typically, you'll see a few cast members, but the highlight will be the free food and drinks and whatever other freebies are on hand. But, when writer-director-producer Robert Rodriguez throws a party, you know it's going to be something different.

Instead of holding his Machete release party in a posh hotel, Rodriguez held it in a parking lot near the convention center. Surrounded by a chain-link fence, it was strictly invitation only, unless you happened to get one of the fliers being handed out on the streets…or you're me and you simply con your way into the party with a little smooth talk!

Inside, there were several pimpin' low riders on display, but the highlight of the attraction was the taco truck. I ambled my way up to the truck and who should be in the service window, but none other than actress Michelle Rodriguez herself!

I was stunned to find the actress actually serving tacos! She asked, "What can I get for you, man?" I hesitated. "Uh, whatever you want to give me," I said. She smiled and asked, "How about a beef taco?" She could have asked, "How about a sh*t taco?" and I probably would have said, "Okay." I took my taco and went over to the bar where they were pouring free tequila. The rest is a blur...

Michelle Rodriguez on showing skin in Machete:

"Now that I've established that...you know, I've pretty much made my way here, respectively, I can do whatever the hell I want. If I want to do a porno, I can gladly do it tomorrow and be completely comfortable with it. That's the whole thing; it took me ten years to get comfortable, to that place where I can be chill..."

In response, Danny Trejo throws in:

"For the first five years of my career, I never had a shirt on."



I snagged this invite after I was inside, just in case anyone asked me to present mine.



Here are some pics from the event...















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73 Comments

Yes, Michelle Rodriguez really made me a taco!!!

And, before anyone bitches that this isn't "comic-related," it's from SDCC and that's good enough!
Brent Sprecher - 7/28/2010, 3:41 AM
i've heard that jessica alba was good and she had a hardcore fight scene
TANKGIRL - 7/28/2010, 3:44 AM
@TANKGIRL: I can't say. She hasn't been in much of the footage that I have seen of the movie and she didn't show up at the party. Personally, I think she's a little too thin to be a credible action star. At least Michelle is muscular. I believe she could kick some @$$!
Brent Sprecher - 7/28/2010, 3:52 AM

Brent Sprecher -




TANKGIRL - 7/28/2010, 3:57 AM
@TANKGIRL: She's hot, but look at those getaway sticks: too thin to kick butt! Plus, she needs Seagal's help to climb down from the car. Michelle would just do a back-flip off the car and land on Seagal's face! Boo-yah!
Brent Sprecher - 7/28/2010, 4:01 AM
Cheers @ BRENT, looking forward to this, looks a gr8 ride!!
LEEE777 - 7/28/2010, 4:06 AM
Brent- You are the man! Next time could you take Michelle, and Jessica and point them in my erection, oops that should have been direction.
ASSASSIN666 - 7/28/2010, 4:08 AM
Most of you know how much i dislike Rob Rodriguez's "style" but i wouldn't mind doing a porno with Michelle Rodriguez even if Rob's filming it LOL ;P
Shaman - 7/28/2010, 4:40 AM
Lol @ Brent I don't even care what the article's about. Thats the best title ever.
antz1104 - 7/28/2010, 4:45 AM
@LEEE: You're welcome. Yeah, should be fun!

@ASSASSIN: Ha! I wish Alba had been there too. I would have loved to get her taco, as well!

@Shaman: Now you're talking! Let's start a petition! She already said she would have no problem "doing" it!

@antz1104: Heh.
Brent Sprecher - 7/28/2010, 4:50 AM
BRENT @ Cool, should be! Remember the mock trailer in PLANET TERROR (I think) or was it DEATH PROOF?! Heh heh, was thinking even then that that would make a gr8 real movie, glad Robert made it!

Gr8 work man, you must be partied out???

An free tequila, what a partyyyyy!! ; P
LEEE777 - 7/28/2010, 5:06 AM
wait, so My baby gonna show her boobies in this movie? If only Jess would delete that "no nude" clause ... I would love for both to be topless in a movie....

And Jess is in a few trailers where she is kicking ass... Brent, dont be sitting there thinking my Dark Angel can't kick ur ass!!!! lol
telavizion - 7/28/2010, 5:14 AM
I just checked the "Red Band" trailer for this to see if she was one of the nudes in that, but she wasn't :^(

Can't wait for this movie... Lindsey Lohan suppose to go topless in this too....She can keep her clothes on for all I care.
telavizion - 7/28/2010, 5:25 AM
telavizion -jessica won't do a nude scene but she is playing hooker in the killer inside me with cassie afleck


and jessica alba was good back to dark angek SHE SHOULD RETURN TO TV SHOW SHE NEVER SUITED IN BIG SCREEN

Jessica Alba

Dark Angel


TANKGIRL - 7/28/2010, 5:26 AM
Can't wait for this one. If the movie is as good as the trailer, it should be a lot of fun. I know some people find RR to be all style over substance (I'm lookin' at you, Ror and Shaman ;)), but he does genre movies, and I like his stuff. He's not really trying to make any headway with the arthouse crowd, and I guess that's why I think he's cool. He just makes action movies for action movie junkies. As much as I love the artsy-farts like Christopher Nolan, I can also find room for Robert Rodriguez.
MatchesMalone - 7/28/2010, 5:27 AM
TankGirl, Jess is great in everything.....Big screen and Small screen...

And I wanna see "killer inside me", but I hate the fact that cassie touches her in that movie...
telavizion - 7/28/2010, 5:34 AM
And thank you Tankgirl for the pics ;^)
telavizion - 7/28/2010, 5:35 AM
telavizion no problem lol really really jessica alba was golden in small screen she even won A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR PLAYING DARK ANGEL AND WHAT BIG SCREEN DID TO HER?RAZZIES


TANKGIRL - 7/28/2010, 5:39 AM
wait, so I tell u that I didnt like seeing cassie touch her and u go and put up the trailer for the movie??? I thought we were friends?! lol
telavizion - 7/28/2010, 5:42 AM
telavizion LOL! SORRY I DIN'T SAW TRAILLER BEFORE I POSTED ITS SO HOT LOL
TANKGIRL - 7/28/2010, 5:45 AM
Someone say PORN!!!!!!




:D
teabag - 7/28/2010, 5:54 AM
Yeah! I think I heard porn!

starscream4president - 7/28/2010, 5:55 AM
Trejo is one scary looking guy! I would be too afraid to ask his autograph!! Guy gives me a goosebumps!:S

Michelle and Jessica are so hot that it hurts!:P
AlexDeLarge666 - 7/28/2010, 5:58 AM

teabag - 7/28/2010, 6:04 AM
@AlexDeLarge666: He may look scary, but he was super nice and friendly. Reminded me of an uncle of mine who always plays football with the kids at family reunions while the other adults are playing cards.

Plus, he's only about 5'7", so no intimidation factor at all for me.
Brent Sprecher - 7/28/2010, 6:04 AM
@teabag: Heh. You're always on point with that stuff. Bring it on!
Brent Sprecher - 7/28/2010, 6:05 AM
Matches- True, but i don't hate "why" he does it that much, i understand it in a way, i'm just not a fan of what he does and would never be a fan of someone's art ONLY because i appreciated "why" they did what they did. And i don't revere Nolan as much as Ror does either. But i will admit that he has more substance than Rodriguez. For the moment, Abrams, McTeigue, Favreau and Snyder are higher on my list than Nolan. But, as the song goes, to each's own ;)

Brent- LOL Well i'll bring my "worm juice" if she brings her taco! Now THAT'S a party!!! ;P
Shaman - 7/28/2010, 6:05 AM
I'm surprised no one commented on the fact that both Michelle and Danny showed up IN COSTUME (minus her eyepatch, of course). You think Reynolds or Hemsworth would show up in theirs?

BTW, did you guys hear that Michael Cera was walking around the Comic-Con floor dressed in a Captain America costume and that Nathan Fillion was walking around in a fake mustache?
Brent Sprecher - 7/28/2010, 6:07 AM
Brent- Tell ya the truth, her beautiful face took all my attention so i didn't even notice what she had on. And seriously, it doesn't matter what she has on as long as she takes it off LOL ;P But Danny's suit was cool!
Shaman - 7/28/2010, 6:10 AM
@Shaman: Heh. I'm a Snyder fan, too. What do you think of Sucker Punch so far?

@teabag: And not even one "taco" joke?!? You're slippin', man!
Brent Sprecher - 7/28/2010, 6:11 AM
Brent@ lol....what can i say...all this smallville news lately has made me ill :D

Good that she is willing to do Porn tho.....its a dangerous biz tho..



:P
teabag - 7/28/2010, 6:17 AM
damn, your lucky brent. It would be a great day to be served a taco by michelle rodriuez and then tequila with danny trejo
DangerDegan - 7/28/2010, 6:23 AM
Brent- I actually labeled Sucker Punch as "what it would look like if Robert Rodriguez had talent" LOL True story :P It looks amazing!!! IMHO, nobody is as good of a visual master as Snyder! His scenes are crisp and clean, his angles are perfect and he doesn't seem to settle for anything less than the perfect imagery of what he wants people to see. He seems to be the last director that would ever utter these words: "[frick] it, lets go with that, i'm tired." The Wachowskis brought visual art to a new level and Snyder is the only one to have eclipsed them so far. He's a god amongst directors IMO.
Shaman - 7/28/2010, 6:31 AM
I'd eat her taco. =d
BmanHall - 7/28/2010, 6:47 AM
"Taco flavored keeses, taco taco! I'm Hhhhhhenefer Lopez"


Shaman - 7/28/2010, 6:56 AM
Michelle Rodriguez is a million times hotter than Alba, and she doesn't have the herpes!
ElBicho - 7/28/2010, 7:04 AM
That sounds like a badass party!!!!
Intruder . - 7/28/2010, 7:05 AM
Brent@ So i have heard!:)
AlexDeLarge666 - 7/28/2010, 7:18 AM
Awesome story Brent! I love Rodriguez's movies. They are like a live comic book anyway. I wish I could have been there dude. I don't know if I would have ever made it into the convention center!
ROMACK - 7/28/2010, 7:19 AM
@Shaman- I hear ya, buddy. RR's one of those directors that people either love or hate. I do like all of those other directors you mentioned. Sucker Punch looks awesome!
MatchesMalone - 7/28/2010, 7:33 AM
@Brent. You sir are my hero!

You get some of the best stuff on here!


THEHAWK - 7/28/2010, 7:43 AM
@Shaman: Ha, I forgot that episode! Was that supposed to be Jennifer Lopez?

@Shaman: I agree with you. Snyder's style is clean, without being too "slick," and the action is fast, without that nauseating Michael Bay-style of jump- and flash-cuts.

@ROMACK: Thanks, dude. Yeah, if you look in the background of the pics, you can see that the side of the taco truck was actually painted with comic book-style drawings of Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez. And, yeah, I barely spent any time in the convention center because there was so much outside of the center to see/do/experience!

@THEHAWK: Thanks, homey! I'm just a fan, like you and everyone else who frequents the site. Wait until you read my article about drinking with Thor, Punisher and Blade at the EW/SyFy party!
Brent Sprecher - 7/28/2010, 8:23 AM
I just found it funny that they are having peoples taxes actually pay for the movie to be made?!?!?!?!? WTF.... Really??????

http://www.infowars.com/racist-film-machete-produced-with-taxpayer-funds/
thegreek - 7/28/2010, 8:29 AM
Low-Riders, tacos, tequila and porn...my kind of movie..


Username - 7/28/2010, 8:34 AM
Michelle Rodriguez doing porn?! Are they casting? Do they need actors? How about a makeup artist? God, just let me be on the set, for crying out loud!!!
loganoneil - 7/28/2010, 8:39 AM
@ Username: Ahahaha! RATED X! =D
BmanHall - 7/28/2010, 8:40 AM
@thegreek- ''Infowars, racist film machete''..come on man, [frick] off with that racist shit somewhere else..
Username - 7/28/2010, 8:41 AM
She's HOTT



too bad she likes the hole and not the pole....
blee947 - 7/28/2010, 8:45 AM
for some reason the big guy scares me.....
Mileena16 - 7/28/2010, 8:53 AM
Dang it, my invitation must've got lost in the mail..seems to happen alot
CaptainHero - 7/28/2010, 8:54 AM
Usermane- That is how the site itself talks about it ... I am only pointing out that why is a Film being paid for by peoples taxes?... that is the question i pose ... Nothing about the racist cogitation. Because if that is the case that tax money if funding a movie then it should be free shouldn't
thegreek - 7/28/2010, 8:57 AM
no movie is suppose to be paid for by peoples Taxes... That's all ..
thegreek - 7/28/2010, 8:59 AM
Matches- I will say that Machete looks like a good time though ;)

Brent- Yeah, that was a wacky episode with Cartman giving Ben Affleck handjobs LOL ;P

loganoneil- I'll hook you up. I'll bring you on set as my personal ball shaver. Don't worry, it's a front. I had my balls lazered last fall ;P
Shaman - 7/28/2010, 9:14 AM
@thegreek- I understand, but I lost interest when I saw the words ''racist film machete''.
.
and do you really want to start a conversation about what CRIMINAL,ATROCIOUS AND VILE things are done with taxpayer money,?..I'd rather have my tax money produce a kick ass film, than be spent on corrupt ''allies'' in the middle east,...Its not like its a special effects extravaganza..How much money can possibly go into a movie called Machete..?.
.
Alex Jones just wants to ride the wave of anti-immigrant sentiment,...[frick] that puto..
Username - 7/28/2010, 9:26 AM
Username- I can understand that
thegreek - 7/28/2010, 9:34 AM
@ thegreek: It happens a lot. A film being made in a state using Taxes to fund it so they get paid back with interest on the Revenue of the film which is mandatory. So if the return is suppose to 48 million and the film only make 50 million they will still get there 30 million back with an added 18 million interest.
ThaMessenger07 - 7/28/2010, 9:36 AM
Messenger07 - thanks for the clarification which in a business sense makes sense but then they are taking a risk with tax payers money if the movie flops..

So really they shouldn't be giving away TAX money ....
thegreek - 7/28/2010, 9:42 AM
ok so that was michelle rodriguez's ass. she has a nice one
deraj36 - 7/28/2010, 9:43 AM
Yeah Michelle Rodriguez is hot ... with the i'm going to kick your ass hotness to her
thegreek - 7/28/2010, 9:52 AM
[frick]ing Killer..
.
He can't see through walls, but he has a shit load of machetes...


Username - 7/28/2010, 10:05 AM
Imagine the drunken lesbo session that was going to go on between Michelle Rodriguez and Evangiline Lilly the night they got popped for DUI in Hawaii during filming of Lost. Tell me they weren't on their way to Michelle's place for some taco.
Yourdaddydevilandlord - 7/28/2010, 10:31 AM
That Michelle Rodriguez... mmmmmmmmm ;-)
HULK2099 - 7/28/2010, 10:47 AM
Shaman - LMFAO!! FYI - I don't do hair...
loganoneil - 7/28/2010, 10:58 AM
loganoneil- Good thing for you i don't either LOL
Shaman - 7/28/2010, 11:27 AM
I didn't like her before, but she's getting hotter and hotter. : )~

SHAZAM171 - 7/28/2010, 11:33 AM
I thought she was like that bad ass chick that was hot ... Since resident evil
thegreek - 7/28/2010, 11:53 AM
SHAZAM171- YES! She is aging VERY well. As the years go by she's looking dangerously "milf hot"!!!
Shaman - 7/28/2010, 12:32 PM
Shaman - Not even 'man-scaping'? That's just wrong (LMAO!).
loganoneil - 7/28/2010, 12:47 PM
Can't wait for this.
Bandrews1 - 7/28/2010, 12:54 PM
Michelle can piss off since her acting chops sucks. Why couldn't we have the Crazy Babysitter Twins doing porn instead? That's what I'm talking about.

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skullboy - 7/28/2010, 1:06 PM
Im surprised no one posted the red band trailer yet... I wonder how much she takes off?! I hope she's as naked as the naked chick fighting him in the trailer.
telavizion - 7/28/2010, 1:15 PM
Friggin Pimp Sauce!!Trejo is a legend and a nice down to earth dude I met him a while back This Movie should be really cool!and does have pulp comic elements film noir moments all over..
Nightmare4 - 7/29/2010, 2:49 AM
That sounds like one of the greatest parties I could ever imagine going to.Seriously.
McFinn138 - 8/4/2010, 10:37 PM

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