Everything Wrong With X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

With Bryan Singer's X-Men: Days Of Future Past only a week away, Cinema Sins have decided to take on Gavin Hood's X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Hit the jump to check out their hilarious take on the critically panned superhero film!

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By McNyagano - 5/14/2014


The gruff, adamantium-clawed Marvel superhero Wolverine strikes out on his own in this X-Men spin-off starring series regular Hugh Jackman. The story gets under way as the boy who will become Wolverine makes a shocking discovery about his family bloodline, and gains a brother in the process. Flash forward to find the mutant siblings battling side by side through two world wars and Vietnam -- where they are sentenced to death for killing a commanding officer -- and Logan (Hugh Jackman) and his brother, Victor Creed (aka Sabretooth, played by Liev Schreiber), have joined a top-secret government task force. When their targets begin to include innocent civilians, conscientious Logan escapes to the Canadian Rockies, where he builds a home with pretty schoolteacher Kayla Silverfox (Lynn Collins). Informed by his old commanding officer William Stryker (Danny Huston) that the members of his old team are being targeted for death, Logan is heartbroken when Victor finds and kills Kayla. Vowing revenge, Logan agrees to take part in a dangerous experiment that will fuse his bones with a powerful metal alloy called adamantium, which makes him virtually indestructible and gives him the strength needed to defeat his powerful brother. Subsequently betrayed by Stryker, Logan (now Wolverine) sets out to find his blood-lusting brother and stop the cycle of violence once and for all. Along the way, the temperamental hero is joined by fellow mutants John Wraith (Will.i.Am) and Remy LeBeau (aka Gambit, played by Taylor Kitsch). But before Wolverine can seek vengeance against Striker and his brother, he'll have to do battle with Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) a formidable mutant instilled with many powers.

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TheRationalNerd - 5/14/2014, 9:29 AM
Lmboo! *grabs popcorn* here we go!
Doopie - 5/14/2014, 9:31 AM
this could be the length of the entire film.
sKeemAn - 5/14/2014, 9:37 AM
Everything is wrong with this movie. except Liev and Kitsch
SuperCat - 5/14/2014, 9:37 AM
LOL. Cartoon claws.
sKeemAn - 5/14/2014, 9:38 AM
It must be a lot wrong wit this movie if its 14 min. Aren't these usually 7 or 8 min?
Gusto - 5/14/2014, 9:40 AM

JoeMomma29 - 5/14/2014, 9:46 AM
Freakin hilarious, man this movie was so terrible.
TheRationalNerd - 5/14/2014, 9:46 AM
That Cyclops (Bart Simpson) reference! lol xD
TheIncredibleHulksta - 5/14/2014, 9:47 AM
I saw this with a friend of mine...we're not friends anymore.
TheMadman - 5/14/2014, 9:47 AM
I would've thrown the whole movie in and just cut out scenes with Sabretooth and Wilson
Mrcool210 - 5/14/2014, 9:49 AM
yay......a new cinema sins video




ralfinader - 5/14/2014, 9:54 AM
Didn't watch, but at just a little over 15 minutes, they must have missed alot of the problems I had with this disaster. I expected this vid to be at least an hour in length.
spidey1994 - 5/14/2014, 9:55 AM
"Wolverine is a dick to fire escapes." LMAO!

This is by far the worst X-Men movie. Here's hoping DOFP finally get's back to the glory of the first two X-Men movies.
Shaman - 5/14/2014, 9:56 AM
This movie is simply irredeemable. To the point where it actually made First Class seem like a decent film.
batz11 - 5/14/2014, 10:02 AM
Funny
BackwardGalaxy - 5/14/2014, 10:05 AM
The Airplane and Simpsons references at the end of this were better than the whole movie.
Nomis - 5/14/2014, 10:10 AM
marvel72 - 5/14/2014, 10:14 AM
i thought this one would be two hours long,just have the guy talk over the whole movie.

did like the opening credits.
McGee - 5/14/2014, 10:21 AM
There were things wrong with X-Men Origins? Whaaaaaa?
Humperdink - 5/14/2014, 10:29 AM
Truly rests in the ranks of the indefensible.
DrRockit13 - 5/14/2014, 10:49 AM
To give this movie one of these videos, you would first have to say that there was anything right with this movie. and there wasn't
CaptShipwreck - 5/14/2014, 10:50 AM
At least the movie was better than that new batman suit
TheBrotherhood - 5/14/2014, 10:53 AM
I don't need to watch it.....wrong within a wrong ...Wrongception!
InfiniteMonkey - 5/14/2014, 10:56 AM
Best movie ever, when aiming for the sewer!
JorL5150 - 5/14/2014, 10:58 AM
Didnt watch the vid- but one of the. Things I know is wrong is a total lack of boobies
JorL5150 - 5/14/2014, 11:00 AM
He'll I don't even think flo from progressive could help this movie
McGee - 5/14/2014, 11:01 AM
CaptShipwreck....opposite day is tomorrow!!!
breakUbatman - 5/14/2014, 11:01 AM
Cinema Sins always late to the party.


I'd kill to have Liev in Age of Apocalypse though.
Humperdink - 5/14/2014, 11:05 AM
"cartoon claws."

ROFLMAO!




So much shady CGI going on in that film.

Hey, how come Will.I.Am's forced 'southern accent' isn't a sin?
JacksonVegaIII - 5/14/2014, 11:06 AM
they shouldve just turned the 1st ten mins into a film- wolverine n sabretooth rip and slice thru the civil war, ww1 n ww2 and vietnam. That couldve been amazing.
YoungThanos - 5/14/2014, 11:10 AM
Wow almost 16 minutes....

It that a record?
Kyos - 5/14/2014, 11:13 AM
I'd watched the leaked version with the unfinished effects back then, so I knew the movie would be shit. I honestly didn't expect the finished effects to be THAT bad, though. Pretty much everything aside from Schreiber's Creed was just plain embarassing.
Humperdink - 5/14/2014, 11:15 AM
"I guess that second bullet was for Cyclops' memory?"

LOL...man this was really like shooting fish in a barrel, wasn't it?

I want one of those magical memory erasing bullets.
They're very specific.
LIO - 5/14/2014, 11:17 AM
deadpool vs batman

NoAssemblyReqd - 5/14/2014, 11:29 AM
That headline just needs an apostrophe-s after "Everything"
Shaman - 5/14/2014, 11:30 AM
JacksonVegaIII- I agree entirely. Truly a missed opportunity. And it would've tied in so well with The Wolverine. What a waste.
CPBuff22 - 5/14/2014, 11:30 AM
Wait... Everything wrong with X-Men Origins: Wolverine and it's somehow under 90min? I'm sure they missed something.
ThrotTheUnclean - 5/14/2014, 11:38 AM
God I love these videos as much as I hate this movie.
rabid - 5/14/2014, 11:52 AM
Weak.
Almost all of these are a stretch of the imagination, a lack of comic understanding, or missing the fact that Logan is not supposed to be intelligent.
Bash this movie all you want, but it's still my favorite superhero film of all time.
OpticBlastWins - 5/14/2014, 12:00 PM
didnt watch... i assume its just the whole movie front to back
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