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By Gusto - 2/27/2012
Hi Guys...
in my ongoing quest to win countless NINJA FIGHTS, teach Nuck how to pee without peeing on himself, protect the innocent with all the sweet kung fu moves I picked up from Powder Puff Girls, and, in general, make the world a better, more sexy place...I've put together a boss list to brighten your stupid day and weed out the…yes…Jerks.

1. You know me…Freckly redheads (hint: boobs) get my lunch money…every damn day. But, yeah…Power Girl.

2. Teabag. I think that‘s plain as day.

3. With a bullet…Lady Sif…!

4. Poison Ivy…duh…no-brainer here, people. Hot redhead…hallucinogenics? Derp!

5. I’m a DC guy…but, yeah…Spider-Woman. For obvious reasons.

And, because we respect everyone and everybody…for our LGBT friends…
6. Cyclops.
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nuck82 - 2/27/2012, 6:03 PM
really? jojo pic as cyclops? [frick] you buddy!!!
TheGambitFreakIsBatmanOfCBM - 2/27/2012, 6:08 PM
[frick]ing random as hell! Keep it up you...

Greengo - 2/27/2012, 6:12 PM

Greengo - 2/27/2012, 6:24 PM
Hahahahahahahaha. Love the teabag one!!!!

It seems I have a lot in common with Poison Ivy. : )
Greengo - 2/27/2012, 6:26 PM
Give me your lunch money!! NOW
marvel72 - 2/27/2012, 6:33 PM
i'd do power girl.
ThaMessenger07 - 2/28/2012, 8:30 AM
Really impressive for a guy that was probably drunk off his ass when he typed it up.....
airrun2000 - 2/29/2012, 6:17 AM
I think I am going to be sick....blah..

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