FEATURE: Jacky's Happy Jolly Wishlist & Random Acts of Kindness Sing-Along
Okay I know you guys are healing from all this Holiday jolly spirit and I am sure everyone is tired of this random wishlists! But I promise this, my wishlist is going to be AWESOME!
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! There isn't really a sing-along at the end just random song lyrics I wrote. Anyways I think you guys know what time it, wait what is it? Hold on a second, XMAS IS ALMOST HERE :D! Wow time flies like a fly so high in the sky, speaking of haven't seen that many around. Anyways to define a wishlist, it's wish of lists...lol no sorry it's a "list" of wishes that you would want for you to come true on this very special day of spirtness. Yes I made up the word spirtness, BUT IT SOUNDS AWESOME ANYWAY! Okay let's just move on to, this list of good portions. Squirrel Girl is awesome by the way.
Trip To an Alternate Reality Again
So have you been to an alternate reality? Nope? Well I tell you what an alternate reality is. See you have to cross over into this over dimension in order to get to this alternate reality which I have successfully done before in a long trip that seemed like a dream but I can't remember exactly. Anyways, JUST SEND ME BACK TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY WOOP WOOP!
A Trip to Shutter Island
You know what Shutter Island is? You know what that place really is. It's a place of nightmares man and a place where you are actually a mental patient but you um SPOILER ALERT! So yeah I would love to take a nice trip to Shutter Island....
To Read a Comic Book
What's a comic book? Haha, not really serious. Can't remember the last time I even read a comic book. Spider-Man? Batman? Superguy? I don't know guys you can give me recommendations of the latest great series in the comments and I might check it out.
Enough Ryan Gosling Pictures To Cover My Entire Room
Um, he is a great actor. He looks good, no other feelings for him than that. He is, Ryan Gosling? Okay why would I want pictures of him all over my room? Well I guess I need some extra motivation in my life.
I really wonder what next gen gaming feels like....
...Well I heard when you drink a Unicorn's blood you get magical Unicorn like super powers and ancient Unicorn knowledge of extreme and dudely like wisdom. DON'T QUESTION MY KNOWLEDGE!
M.Night Shyamalan To Direct an Episode of Arrow
HA! No seriously if he directs one episode of Arrow, I will actually watch the show. Arrow: "But um that guy zoomed over there and this guy zoomed over there and they were both wearing red!", Flash: "But I'm da guy that was doin da zoomin and da zippity boppin all over the place man!", Arrow: "What a TWIST!".
To Finally Find Out What's on This Floppy Disc
I have no idea what's on it...
Ask Joss Whedon To Write a Biography About Me Then To Make a Movie About It
I can safely say my life is interesting. I have had my "crazy" adventures and I have been a major influential figure representing the amazing population of special people like myself! So I was thinking in turn wouldn't it be nice if special people like me had a biography dedicated to my life? So I was thinking Joss Whedon, why? (Well I did have to kinda make this article a little comic book themed and related). But Joss Whedon seems like a nice guy and he obviously is a great and amazing director! In terms also I would even enjoy a movie about myself. Let's call it "My Amazing Adventures in Wonderland!", wait is the name Wonderland copyrighted? Urgh...let me think about it. So now I was thinking that
Time Travel To The Past and Make Out With Myself
Thinking that possibly, WELL THAT WAS QUICK! Wow on to the next one already. Okay then slow down ole Jacky lol. Okay what was the title of this one again, oh yeah time travel to the past and make out with myself! Why the heck did I write that one.
A life Size My Little Pony
So I can pleasure the pony in my own little space and I can do whatever I want with it and any position I choose! Nah lol I am not doing what you are thinking. I just want to ride a pony....okay that sounded wrong again. I just want to take a joyride on the pony....IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN TYPE THIS WITHOUT IT SOUNDED SO WRONG! Okay you get what I'm saying!
Meeting James Franco
Seriously I would love to meet this guy. You know chill out with him reenact the entire events of Pineapple Express and This is The End. Maybe do some Spider-Man role playing and he could be that New Goblin guy while I am Spider-Man and then we just have a bunch of fun. Oh gosh this guy is really one of my favorite actors in all seriousness (Yeah I know this list has been kinda stupid) but I am serious about this.
Have Christmas dinner with Hannibal Lector
Hannibal Lector being one of my favourite icons of all time, I just wonder what it would be like to have dinner with him. What or um who would he serve me?
Marvel to merge with DC Comics to become one publisher
Look guys, I am a supporter of peace and I what I want the most is for you fanboys to stop fighting among each other. Like I don't understand you people will always get into a war about these two great publishers who have brought us great memories and good times. Which is why I propose for Marvel and DC to merge together, to create "MarveDComics". I also think it's in the spirit of the Holiday season that I actually wrote something good :).
Punch an Elf
Because I really want to punch an elf. Wait make that Will Ferrell as an Elf.
Navigate the Star Trek Enterprise
Just for one day guys I would love to navigate the Star Trek Enterprise! Just think of the possibilities and the places I could go! Going into hyper and warp speed all over the place pushing all of these buttons and getting into so much intergalactic trouble! Man that would be a dream come true.
Cancel Agents of Shield and Give Agent Coulson His Own Reality Show
Well since everyone is complaining about AOS 24/7 even though they are not forced to watch it at all so how about they just cancel the show....and replace it with an Agent Coulson Reality Show! That's right a show only about Agent Coulson where he does these crazy things and pulls pranks on a bunch of unexpected people like that TV show Punked!. Agent Coulson it's time to give that guy a super wedgie!
Lifetime Supply of Twinkies
DON'T QUESTION ME YET! According to the film Zombieland, the most rarest thing on this planet left would be a Twinkies if the zombie apocalypse happened. and you know what you would need in order to survive, a LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF TWINKIES :D! Maybe a house built out of Twinkies or even person built out of Twinkies that you talk to because you have no other friends and you realize you are the only person and you are talking to an inanimate object made out of a Twinkie....
or just give me a lump of coal
*Throws coal back at you*
SING ALONG TIME :D!
-Set to the tune of Jingle Bells or whatever song-
"OOOOOH I WAS ONCE A PERSON WHO RODE A POLAR BEAR! THAT BEAR WAS A CRAZY PERSON BUT HE DID ME A FAVOR AND SHOWED ME THE LIGHT AS I RODE INTO THE ARCTIC COLD! SO I SANG JINGLE JINGLE BEAR BALLS ALL THE WAY AND I JUMPED UP IN THE AIR! DANCING IN THE SNOW IN A SLEIGH MADE OUT TWINKIES AND GOING AS FAST AS TEN MILES DOWN THE 10 o 1 AND I WISHED I WAS HIGH BUT I WAS REALLY IN SPACE AND THEN I REALIZED OHHHHH JINGLE BEAR JINGLE BEAR JINGLE ALL THE WAYYYYYYYY OH WHAT'S FUN TO RIDE A BEAR ON A ONE PONY SLEIGH TO SOMEWHERE!"
HAPPY HOLIDAYS CBM AND EVERYONE OUT THERE! Now time to step out the door into my own reality once more!
"In case I don't see yah; good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"
So um it was a nice day today and yeah, wait I forgot to end this haha. I love this song.
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