Natalie Portman Rocks Out Thor, The God of Thunder!

You asked for it Comic Book Movie Maniacs, now you got it! Come inside and check out Natalie Portman's tasteful yet satisfying gallery.

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By jman1977 - 8/26/2010
Emm, emm good. That's what I think about Natalie Portman's sweet self of hotness, every time I see her on the big screen, small screen, and anything in between. Natalie is hot and not that normal "Hey Joe, she's kinda cute" Hot. No, she gets the "Move out the way Joe and let me get off my ass and go talk to this girl right now" treatment if she ever walked by. Joe would be sitting by himself.

So with out further ado, I bring to you, Natalie Portman's Gallery over at ComicBookHotties.com!

Or, you can click on any of the below pictures to get over to ComicBookHotties.com and start what will become a beautiful journey on around and all about Natalie Portman!













If the above pics are not enough to satisfy your Appetite of all things that are Natalie Portman's Hotness, then I say to you "Good job Man, keep up the hard work!" I also say to you "Check out the below video of Natalie and Chris Hemsworth behind the scenes Video of Thor"!



Also check out the 'Thor' Panel at the SDCC2010!



That about does it for this edition of 'J-Man's ComicBookHotties.com Gallery Extravaganza!' Stay tuned for the next gallery and don't forget to make your voice heard on what beautiful Women you want to see exposed next!
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LEEE777 - 8/26/2010, 2:10 PM
JMAN @ You da man!!!

An dats a BIG SNAKE! : P
RockNRollCC - 8/26/2010, 2:14 PM
SAAWWEEEEETTT! Thanks @Jman!

@LEE lol! it's looking for its cave XD
marvel72 - 8/26/2010, 2:22 PM
natalie portman is nice,but i prefer kat dennings & jamie alexander.
adamcawa - 8/26/2010, 2:25 PM
you totally dissed that dude who asked not to have his video reuploaded lol
adamcawa - 8/26/2010, 2:28 PM
lol @ "Have you seen her rap?"
Mileena16 - 8/26/2010, 2:30 PM
i wanna see her new movie "Black Swan"
gandalf550 - 8/26/2010, 2:31 PM
Very nice stuff! :D
RorMachine - 8/26/2010, 2:41 PM
Yeah Black Swan looks mental! Love Darren Aronofsky.

Portman is yummy.

BrotherStarkofMABMindz - 8/26/2010, 2:41 PM
Team Jane
ElBicho - 8/26/2010, 2:45 PM
I think I just Thor'd my pants...

No offense to the God of Thunder, but dang, Portman's smoking...
AlSimmons - 8/26/2010, 2:47 PM
I'd hammer that.
Superman8 - 8/26/2010, 2:51 PM
Wow. Only a God is worthy of that hottness.
claybo4131 - 8/26/2010, 2:51 PM
Man did Thor THUNDERSTRUCK her at all?

Can they title this from Isreal with Love?

I think that first photo is from that movie Closer am i right?
Ceghead - 8/26/2010, 2:52 PM
Portman, incredibly beautiful face, but for the love of god woman....eat some pies will ya! waaaaaaay too thin. Why do beautiful women do it to themseleves eh? WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY??????? or is it more the point that I WISH I had that much self control to develop an eating disorder? ;)
RockNRollCC - 8/26/2010, 2:55 PM
I cant wait for Black Swan! it looks trippy as hell. and:
Natalie Portman + Mila Kunis = LESBIAN SEX! OW YEAH!

here's her rap. LMAO





HULK2099 - 8/26/2010, 2:57 PM
i'd hit that
Ceghead - 8/26/2010, 3:04 PM
@EternalIntegrity well seeing as I just can't make myself vom after every meal then the huge black gangsta route is for me. (now there's a sentance i never thought I'd say).
HULK2099 ...you could hit it with a feather and watch it break into tiny tiny fragments with nothing left but a pretty face.

and YES before you get all hating on me, of course I'm jealous, hence the being a bitch!
RorMachine - 8/26/2010, 3:06 PM
haha, Eternal might be onto something there Cegers;)

Portamn is cute, but is she as cute as THIS..


claybo4131 - 8/26/2010, 3:08 PM
@ceghead You shouldnt be jealous you are gorgeous anyways, *makes sure the misses isnt seeing this* Also Natalie is a vegan, not vegetarian, vegan, I think she has been since she was in her early teens. I agree eat some pies, we can make them here in the south.

@Ror That yellow Lab looks like my Maverick dog
Christuffer - 8/26/2010, 3:15 PM
She's hot.

Check out my Freddy vs Batman fanfic!

/>http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/NewsGhost/news/?a=21936
Ceghead - 8/26/2010, 3:15 PM
claybo4131 appreciated....try telling my bf that >:(
(obviously looking for sympathy here lol).

Ror...Portman or any human hasn't got SHIIIIIT on that dog, or any other dog for that matter...cutest thing I've seen all day since I last looked at my own pooch!
RorMachine - 8/26/2010, 3:33 PM
Ceghead, I'm sure wherever he is, your BF thinks your the most gorgeousest girl in the history of the universe!

Freddy Vs Batman! My Goodness..I have to check that out...
Ceghead - 8/26/2010, 3:48 PM
@Ror.....hmmmmm, I'll most certainly need confirmation from him!

edit....

and a pair of Louboutins, some Rigby & Peller lingerie, a Bouquet of Autumnal tone Roses and a 4 Poster bed for Loki!
adamcawa - 8/26/2010, 3:49 PM
She's not that skinny, ceghead. although in that one picture you do see her ribs, in that snake pic she looks perfectly healthy, but we both know in either of those pics, there's probably tons of photocropping and touch ups, hell i wouldn't be surprised if they ADDED those ribs to her
RorMachine - 8/26/2010, 4:00 PM
ummm, I'll see what I can do about the flower things?;)

Ceghead - 8/26/2010, 4:05 PM
adamcawa ....in fairness, re-touching and airbrushing does not stop at slimming down fatties.
A lot of people have to be 'blown up' to look less thin in pics.
I'm not a fat gal being a bitch but she is horribly thin, i think men often fail to recognise it because all women in the media are tiny, even the so called 'curvy' ones are tiny. she is obviously an incredibly beautiful looking girl but IMO her weight is horribly low. It's a great shame that women in Hollywood do this, she's beautiful and a good actress. But then again, there must be massive pressure on them to be a certain size, espec seeing as I read a comment on this site that said Scarlett Johanson (excuse spelling) had cankles!!!!! I know some people are naturally very thin but when their head out propotions the size of their body (lollipop head), then it's not so good.

You can see everyones ribs when they put their arms up, it's no biggy seeing ribbage lol.

I digress...I am also a little tipsy (thank you wine), she is beautiful but needs some pie, this thread may have spured me on enough to make some pie and send it to her, then rip her face off and sow it over my own so I look more like her :D
Ceghead - 8/26/2010, 4:12 PM
Ror....WELL FINALLY! I've only spent the last MONTH coming on to you! Jaysus...get the hint already! (your GF's a bitch) ;)
Ceghead - 8/26/2010, 4:27 PM
in film and when you see her in random vid interviews, she does just look tiny...as in ickle and tiny not eating disorder tiny. I think it's prob just those pictures then, she looks (face not included) horrible and imaciated! so I shall now proceed to rant about horrible graphic artists (like myself) who need to hold back on the pinch tool!
juggy4711 - 8/26/2010, 4:29 PM
She's beautiful no doubt but a few extra tofu sammiches would not hurt. I think it would help fill out her curves.
Ceghead - 8/26/2010, 4:31 PM
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! my BF gets into World of Feckin' War craft, i threaten to leave because of it...and now he's off to hook up with FACKIN PORTMAN......woman scorned boyfriend, woman scorned!
Ceghead - 8/26/2010, 4:37 PM
juggy4711 true...but that would take some big tofu! where I'm from....a drippin' sarnie is the way to do it :D
Luigi - 8/26/2010, 5:09 PM
Not complaining about Portman, but I think Jane Goldman should have her own page. She may not star in any CBMS, but she wrote soon to be two, I think that's good enough.
adamcawa - 8/26/2010, 5:25 PM
@ Ceghead

World of Warcraft is for losers. And that's saying a lot from a comic book fan. Or rather, people who actually spend more than 5 minutes of their time away from WOW thinking about WOW are losers, which is like 90% of WOWers.

Oh, and I prefer big girls, I was just saying, give Portman a break, it's not like she's Lindsay Lohan on crack skinny.
Holmination - 8/26/2010, 7:28 PM
Portman is a great choice for Jane
juggy4711 - 8/26/2010, 7:53 PM
@Ceghead...Not sure what a "dripin' sarnie" is but it sounds like it has meat in it and is delicious. I think a few extra BBQ stuffed potatoes with extra sour cream and cheese would have the same effect. Honestly and atheistically speaking, I think she could be even more attractive with an extra 10-20 pounds.

ETA: Are all of those NP? Her beauty mark moves all over the place. Especially in the snake pic. The second one almost looks like it could be Kiera Knightley.
Lilith - 8/26/2010, 8:29 PM
I love Natalie !!!

TEAM JANE FTW !!!!
Lilith - 8/26/2010, 8:36 PM
I love Natalie !!!

TEAM JANE FTW !!!!
ElBicho - 8/26/2010, 9:47 PM
@Ceg,

As an fyi, I prefer my women's with a little bit of trunk space on 'em.
Ceghead - 8/27/2010, 3:18 AM
@adamcawa havin' looked at her, I think it is just in those pictures, shes tiny anyway, but in those airbrushed pics she looks horribly thin! In video, she just looks petite, so my bad. Still, a few pounds would help pump up her curves a bit.
That said, I am a lover of extreme curves (think Kim Kardashain figure...nom nom)

She totally looks like Kiera Knightly. She's beautiful too. shes horribly thin but i think as shes so tall, she looks really willowy and elegant.
Ceghead - 8/27/2010, 3:29 AM
@juggy4711 drippin sarnie lol......well it's where you collect all the fat from the grill pan after cooking bacon, steak etc. It's smelly, meaty lard stuff. You spread it on your bread and eat away :D can't say I've ever been able to stomach eating one but I'm quite sure it would help bulk a person up (or vomit...so could have the opposite effect)

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apparently she's only 5ft 3 and weighs 114lbs....which isn't that skinny for her height! so I'm totally confused!
phenomenon - 8/27/2010, 3:33 AM
well...I'm probably one of the few, but...... I don't think she's beautiful at all...... If I would see her walking by... I wouldn't give her a second look!!

I think she is a pretty okay actress, but beautiful.... NO WAY!!!!! not the face, and not the body...... she is more a meryl streep kind of way.
don't get me wrong I like to see her play in a movie, but not because of her looks!!
phenomenon - 8/27/2010, 3:38 AM
@rormachine .... hahaha the only thing portman has in common.... she has the same looks as the dolphin..... the dog looks prettier...... and no way as cute..... lol
Ceghead - 8/27/2010, 3:42 AM
phenomenon - blimey! I thought everyone loved Portman! I guess on an average day she looks kinda average, but she sure does scrub up well!
phenomenon - 8/27/2010, 3:57 AM
@ ceghead ...... haha.... well I like her as an actress, but to call her beautiful..... is beyond me...!! I prefer brunettes.... but When I look at your avatar pic..... than portman stand as it goes for beauty in your shades!! lol

and let's face it, there's a big difference between her pics and the big screen!! in some pics she looks okay(nothing more) and on the big screen..... in some shots ... pffft ..... it doesn't make her look to pretty..... and that's an understatement.

and everyone who had a modelling-gig.... knows that that kind of pic-shooting is way beside reality looks!
Ceghead - 8/27/2010, 5:42 AM
phenomenon lol...I'm trying to interpret that! I've just finished running and the blood has gone from my brain so Im not sure if you're complimenting ot insulting me lol. Each to their own I guess :)

My image tags aren't working, Im trying to put an image up of some fine womanly form.
Ceghead - 8/27/2010, 5:48 AM
haha tea, that image is excellent! Alot of women have a portman crush! I think it's something to do with brown eyes. Brown eyes are beeeeautiful on the ladies. I need to get me some contacts!
Ceghead - 8/27/2010, 6:08 AM
teabag....ermmmm ok, not sure how you know that but hey! ah my eyes are grand, i do love brown eyes with blonde hair though, think it's really pretty on women.
Get a man crush....a jackman man crush is the only way forward! :D
adamcawa - 8/27/2010, 6:13 AM
teabag, if it makes you feel better, i'll pretend to have a crush on you

grrr baby, yeah
Ceghead - 8/27/2010, 6:34 AM
lol tea, you know too much ;)
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