Marauder Presents: Justice League #00

The immature Billy Batson gets an all-new tale in this parodied feature.

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By Berserk - 12/19/2012

This is one of the very firsts "Marauder Presents.." features that will bring out the comedic side of comic books today in general. As we follow the story of a spoiled and bad-news child, Billy Batson, he is then summoned upon by a mystical pedophile, please read on...

This parody comic-strip(s) contain sexual themes and mild language. Please prevent your youngsters from reading this.

Pretty logic ending, don't you think? Well I hope you readers enjoyed this parodied Justice League #8.
Sound off your comments down below to share your thoughts and don't forget to click the red glove!
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CaptainDoctorIamTheLaw - 12/19/2012, 1:28 PM
Hilarious. You should make more.
GuardianAngel - 12/19/2012, 1:31 PM
Great stuff. Can't wait to see more
Magnus66 - 12/19/2012, 3:52 PM
Inappropriate for a site that has so many kids reading... and shouldn't this really be in the "Fan Fiction" section?
Berserk - 12/19/2012, 4:47 PM
@Magnus, why do you think I have the big red words giving a warning statement to the content featured in this article? I even gave another warning statement in the beginning of the article. And if I were to post this in the fan fic more children would view it because that's where children create their own stories and view others' too. It's not like this site doesn't have enough inappropriate stuff in the comment section.
And this place already has cosplay which showcases women showing off their goods.
So I think that this is fine where it's at because it's a feature readers can read that isn't customized with edited pictures and parodies.
If your child viewed this i'm very sorry, but you should teach your child that if they see the warning on it then it's not suitable content for them.
This site had a video just a few days ago with strong language.
If you had let your child view this then that is not my fault, I gave out the two warnings in red letters clearly stating to prevent your youngster from reading this content.
Durf - 12/19/2012, 4:49 PM
@Magnus: how about you chill bro. he did give a warning, and this isn't a site for kids. relax
CharlesLord - 12/19/2012, 4:50 PM
Magnus66 - 12/20/2012, 1:48 PM
LOL... I used the word "inappropriate" and two of you got bent out of shape. LOL

I guess the character requesting a blowjob is okay but you feel the need to comment on the fact that I voiced an opinion you didn't agree with. LOL My God... and you tell me to relax. LOL

Oh, and I forgot to add in my initial post... the parody is really pretty poorly done with amateurish dialog and simple minded humor.

And I notice it's now in the "fan Fic" section by the way. LOL LOL LOL
Durf - 12/20/2012, 3:58 PM
@Magnus: not getting bent out of shape dude. Just telling you to chill a bit. You were bitching about something that didn't need to be bitched about. He gave a clear warning and, as evidenced by just the cosplay articles, this is not a kids site. So, how is this anything approaching a valid opinion on your part?

Also, why don't you say LOL a couple more times?
Magnus66 - 12/21/2012, 1:41 PM
@Durp... Bitching? LOL. Describing something as "inappropriate" is bitching? LOL... and yes, I did another LOL just for you.

But hey, if you're into the kind of homosexual forced rape scenes this "parody" implies... enjoy yourself. I just think it's "inappropriate".

This "parody" was put up on a site that clearly solicits responses. If you're going to be so sensitive about opposing ones maybe you shouldn't post crappy "parodies"... or waste your time "bitching" about them.

You kids are so sensitive. Have your mommies put a little ointment on that rash.
Berserk - 12/21/2012, 2:16 PM
@Magnus66, I forgot to make this thread "bitch" proof
You're calling us "kids" and "sensitive". Sir, you are the only sensitive one here as your first comment states "Inappropriate for a site with kids" none of us were sensitive about it, we were just having a good laugh until you came to act "sensitive" and if you think the article is shitty, then you shouldn't read it. And you're still complaining about the content this article shows. Did the big red words not help enough or should I make the font bigger for you? And i'm not making this parody for you, I made this for the people who have a good sense of humor and who would enjoy a quick laugh. And I quote when you said "or waste your time "bitching" about them", you were the only one that was bitching, my friend. Bitching=Complaining, was Durf complaining about my article? No. Were you complaining about my article? Yes. You have invalid statements, my friend. And you say "amateurish dialogue"? Coming from the one who uses "LOL" in almost every post of yours that you submitted on this article. And expect another one to be coming out soon, which shows I really don't give a shit about comments from people like you. And is there a problem with homosexuality? I'm pretty sure there are some on this site that wouldn't be too happy about your comment. But anyways, i'm off to make #2.
Magnus66 - 12/21/2012, 2:34 PM
@Marauder... You said "And I quote when you said "or waste your time "bitching" about them", you were the only one that was bitching, my friend. Bitching=Complaining, was Durf complaining about my article? No"

Now THAT's funny. You really need to focus on your reading comprehension my little simple friend. I was clearly referencing "opposing responses". Go on... read it again now that I've explained it to you.

You really are a cry baby when someone doesn't care for your posts. Sorry, but I'm just not into your obvious jail rape fantasies.

Good luck with your next project though... I look forward to commenting on it. LOL
Berserk - 12/21/2012, 2:46 PM
Sir, i'm talking to you in a casual manner, a "mature" manner. You use the statement "Have your mommies put a little ointment on that rash.", not only was that a pathetic joke, but that's what I consider "immature" and it something I would expect to hear out of a 7-year old. "You really are a cry baby when someone doesn't care for your posts."
Well, sir, you obviously care for this post if you care to keep responding sir, even though you're already doing what I told you to do, but you just don't know it.
As I stated in my article "..share your thoughts" so you're doing what I told you to do. So please keep the commenting coming, my friend.
Durf likes it...
captainamericano likes it...
IncredibleChuck likes it.....
UniBeam likes it.....
MarvelWeiner is confused.......
GuardianAngel likes it.....

But you don't like it....... I think 5 is a greater majority than 1.
Keep the comments coming, bitch...
Magnus66 - 12/21/2012, 8:46 PM
So ALL those people like your "parody", but you felt the need to fixate on my one comment? I'm flattered.

Like I said... homoerotic rape fantasies just aren't my thing, but since you seem to enjoy them, I wish you luck with that.

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