POLL: Who Would Win In a Superhero Drinking Contest?

It's Friday morning and everyone's got the same question on their mind: Who could drink who under the table at the Avenger's Mansion? Oh, you weren't thinking about that? I bet you are now! Let us know what you think after the jump.

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knocturnalzen10 - 2/7/2014, 5:48 AM
wtf.................... wolverine off of his ability but this made main................ nice ! lol smh
Dinotron - 2/7/2014, 5:48 AM
Where is Caps name?!? In the first avenger it was said he never gets drunk so cap wins
Pasto - 2/7/2014, 5:49 AM
*Everyone in the bar*
OOOOOH IT'S SUCH A PERFECT DAY!
I'M GLAD I SPENT IT WITH YOOOOOU!
OH SUCH A PERFECT DAY,
YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGING ON!
YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGING ON!
Pasto - 2/7/2014, 5:52 AM
I think it's a tad to soon to put Iron Man's name up there...knowing his problems with the...'Juice'.
MercwithMouth - 2/7/2014, 5:52 AM
Wolvie and Cap!

I'm not voting until Cap's name is on the list.
Sophisticated - 2/7/2014, 5:56 AM
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No further testing is planned.

Pasto - 2/7/2014, 5:57 AM
Snidely

*Rim-Shot*
knocturnalzen10 - 2/7/2014, 5:57 AM

I think it's a tad to soon to put Iron Man's name up there...knowing his problems with the...'Juice'.

lol it gives tony powers lol
shadearts - 2/7/2014, 5:59 AM
I think you have to add Captain America he can't get drunk and will definitly drink IronMan under the tabble but its probably going to be Wolverine or Superman they both kinda got a healing factor superman just gotta go in the sunlight
Dinotron - 2/7/2014, 5:59 AM
Put Cap on the list
That guy CANT get drunk hahaha
NightWatcher - 2/7/2014, 6:00 AM
Well, we all saw what Thor did in his first movie.
fortycals - 2/7/2014, 6:04 AM
Lmao@mcgee
wolvie of of that list. But technically galactus, if he eat the world technically he is drinking all of the alcohol.
baszs - 2/7/2014, 6:07 AM
Uhm easy, weird he isn't listed, but the obvious answer is captain america, who thanks to The super soldier serum cant get drunk!
Hè even says it in his first film!
billnye69 - 2/7/2014, 6:08 AM
Superman and Wolverine can't get intoxicated, so they would be able to drink for as long as there was liquor available.
SuperCat - 2/7/2014, 6:09 AM
Aquaman should be included on the poll.

knocturnalzen10 - 2/7/2014, 6:09 AM
i wanted to say cap too but has anyone seen logan drunk before ?
DelTorite - 2/7/2014, 6:11 AM
kinghulk - 2/7/2014, 6:12 AM
i voted Thor.this i like it another!!!!!!!!!
SuperCat - 2/7/2014, 6:12 AM
SuperCat - 2/7/2014, 6:13 AM
MrReese - 2/7/2014, 6:17 AM
Wolvie or Thor.Movie wise I'd go with Thor.
Pasto - 2/7/2014, 6:17 AM
Shout out to my man DaVinci for this awesome gift. I think It's time I use it.

Enphlieuwince - 2/7/2014, 6:25 AM
Duh, Cipher...
Enphlieuwince - 2/7/2014, 6:29 AM
This article is like 2 in one. When you vote it takes you to different comments...
TheWolverine08 - 2/7/2014, 6:29 AM
Wolverine drinks himself a new liver every weekend.
loki668 - 2/7/2014, 6:30 AM
Iron Man would just call booze his "courage potion" and drink everything until he died.

Wolverine CAN get drunk, I just wouldn't want to have to foot that tab!!

Superman WOULDN'T drink soooo.....he's disqualified (not a drinker at all)

Wonder Woman would nurse her one glass of wine the entire night.....disqualified (not a real "drinker"(

Thor will pound the sauce but he doesn't have Wolverine's healing factor

Winner of the contest to receive the biggest hangover in history: Wolverine
Vortigar - 2/7/2014, 6:31 AM
Matter Eater Lad!

Red She Hulk would have a good shot actually. She's been shown to drink away a bar and be barely affected. I think Jenny has been drunk here and there so Betty must have an extra power over here. No idea about Bruce there though.

If we're talking villains: Hydroman. I don't think he can get drunk, it'd just add to his volume.
Pasto - 2/7/2014, 6:33 AM
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loki668 - 2/7/2014, 6:35 AM
I thought if you said "Candy-Ass" three times in the mirror, Justin Bieber would show up. I bought these brass knuckles for nothing!
sicknimon - 2/7/2014, 6:37 AM
Wolverine is a no go, no healing factor. I'm going to go with Vision. I'll tell you what though. I'd like the options to be Psyloke, Black Widow, Wasp, and Jean Grey. "Hey, who won't get drunk the quickest? Eh? Eh? Awww.."
ckal - 2/7/2014, 6:39 AM
Thor or Hercules.

There is no other answer.
JossWeedOnMe - 2/7/2014, 6:40 AM
Stupid article to get people to buy more junk
Pasto - 2/7/2014, 6:41 AM
Pasto - 2/7/2014, 6:42 AM
I don't think I have ever seen Ciph so happy.

Pasto - 2/7/2014, 6:44 AM
Freakin picture won't load...
Pasto - 2/7/2014, 6:48 AM
You know that thing funny people do with the drums?
loki668 - 2/7/2014, 6:50 AM
Trick question. We all know the correct answer is Aunt May. THAT woman is CRAZY!!

GuardianDevil - 2/7/2014, 6:53 AM
None of them, the correct answer: Hercules.

They'd all be unconscious before Herc is even half done.

Thor or Iron Man for second place though. Probably Iron Man tho...
patriautism - 2/7/2014, 6:55 AM
He's not on the list but Captain America. Remember he can't get drunk so he can drink more than anyone.
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