POLL: Who Would Win In a Superhero Drinking Contest?

It's Friday morning and everyone's got the same question on their mind: Who could drink who under the table at the Avenger's Mansion? Oh, you weren't thinking about that? I bet you are now! Let us know what you think after the jump.

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knocturnalzen10 - 2/7/2014, 5:48 AM
wtf.................... wolverine off of his ability but this made main................ nice ! lol smh
Dinotron - 2/7/2014, 5:48 AM
Where is Caps name?!? In the first avenger it was said he never gets drunk so cap wins
MercwithMouth - 2/7/2014, 5:52 AM
Wolvie and Cap!

I'm not voting until Cap's name is on the list.
BennyFromTheBronx - 2/7/2014, 5:56 AM
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knocturnalzen10 - 2/7/2014, 5:57 AM

I think it's a tad to soon to put Iron Man's name up there...knowing his problems with the...'Juice'.

lol it gives tony powers lol
shadearts - 2/7/2014, 5:59 AM
I think you have to add Captain America he can't get drunk and will definitly drink IronMan under the tabble but its probably going to be Wolverine or Superman they both kinda got a healing factor superman just gotta go in the sunlight
Dinotron - 2/7/2014, 5:59 AM
Put Cap on the list
That guy CANT get drunk hahaha
NightWatcher - 2/7/2014, 6:00 AM
Well, we all saw what Thor did in his first movie.
fortycals - 2/7/2014, 6:04 AM
Lmao@mcgee
wolvie of of that list. But technically galactus, if he eat the world technically he is drinking all of the alcohol.
baszs - 2/7/2014, 6:07 AM
Uhm easy, weird he isn't listed, but the obvious answer is captain america, who thanks to The super soldier serum cant get drunk!
Hè even says it in his first film!
billnye69 - 2/7/2014, 6:08 AM
Superman and Wolverine can't get intoxicated, so they would be able to drink for as long as there was liquor available.
SuperCat - 2/7/2014, 6:09 AM
Aquaman should be included on the poll.

knocturnalzen10 - 2/7/2014, 6:09 AM
i wanted to say cap too but has anyone seen logan drunk before ?
DelTorite - 2/7/2014, 6:11 AM
kinghulk - 2/7/2014, 6:12 AM
i voted Thor.this i like it another!!!!!!!!!
SuperCat - 2/7/2014, 6:12 AM
SuperCat - 2/7/2014, 6:13 AM
MrReese - 2/7/2014, 6:17 AM
Wolvie or Thor.Movie wise I'd go with Thor.
TheWolverine08 - 2/7/2014, 6:29 AM
Wolverine drinks himself a new liver every weekend.
loki668 - 2/7/2014, 6:30 AM
Iron Man would just call booze his "courage potion" and drink everything until he died.

Wolverine CAN get drunk, I just wouldn't want to have to foot that tab!!

Superman WOULDN'T drink soooo.....he's disqualified (not a drinker at all)

Wonder Woman would nurse her one glass of wine the entire night.....disqualified (not a real "drinker"(

Thor will pound the sauce but he doesn't have Wolverine's healing factor

Winner of the contest to receive the biggest hangover in history: Wolverine
Vortigar - 2/7/2014, 6:31 AM
Matter Eater Lad!

Red She Hulk would have a good shot actually. She's been shown to drink away a bar and be barely affected. I think Jenny has been drunk here and there so Betty must have an extra power over here. No idea about Bruce there though.

If we're talking villains: Hydroman. I don't think he can get drunk, it'd just add to his volume.
loki668 - 2/7/2014, 6:35 AM
I thought if you said "Candy-Ass" three times in the mirror, Justin Bieber would show up. I bought these brass knuckles for nothing!
sicknimon - 2/7/2014, 6:37 AM
Wolverine is a no go, no healing factor. I'm going to go with Vision. I'll tell you what though. I'd like the options to be Psyloke, Black Widow, Wasp, and Jean Grey. "Hey, who won't get drunk the quickest? Eh? Eh? Awww.."
ckal - 2/7/2014, 6:39 AM
Thor or Hercules.

There is no other answer.
JossWeedOnMe - 2/7/2014, 6:40 AM
Stupid article to get people to buy more junk
loki668 - 2/7/2014, 6:50 AM
Trick question. We all know the correct answer is Aunt May. THAT woman is CRAZY!!

GuardianDevil - 2/7/2014, 6:53 AM
None of them, the correct answer: Hercules.

They'd all be unconscious before Herc is even half done.

Thor or Iron Man for second place though. Probably Iron Man tho...
patriautism - 2/7/2014, 6:55 AM
He's not on the list but Captain America. Remember he can't get drunk so he can drink more than anyone.
mgeoff88 - 2/7/2014, 6:55 AM
What gives? Cipher should be on this poll. He could out drink any superhero.
venom0706 - 2/7/2014, 7:02 AM
Changed my mind. I think it's a tie-in between Cap and Wolvie. By the time they finish their drinks, Iron Man would be rolling under the table and peeing in his suit lol.
Volver - 2/7/2014, 7:05 AM
Batman! He always win.
MercwithMouth - 2/7/2014, 7:13 AM
@Gusto's been training too. Looking good Old Man...

l0rdleg0las - 2/7/2014, 7:16 AM
Cap. In CATFA they talk about How his metabolism prevents him from getting drunk.
Neonzel - 2/7/2014, 7:20 AM
Well Superman can't get drunk so......
BenjiWest - 2/7/2014, 7:31 AM
Ozzy Osbourne!!
ckal - 2/7/2014, 7:37 AM
Thor also commented in the comics last year that the alcohol humans have is nothing compared the the alcohol the Asgardians drink.

Still, the correct answer is Thor or Hercules.
davidcub - 2/7/2014, 7:38 AM
WW needs to be taken off this list and replaced with LOBO!
HybridNetwork - 2/7/2014, 7:48 AM
I don't know why Superman is here, does he even drink in the comics in a somewhat regular fashion? Wolverine has been drunk in the comics before so I'd say he's out. Wonder Woman maybe could hold her own but I'd say Thor wins as he's been battling Frost Giants & Asgardian hangovers for at least a few centuries. He should have the greatest tolerance level out if everyone here. Captain America & some others may not be able to get drunk but he can get full, so eventually he'll have to stop drinking. Obviously though, we know the real winner is Hercules, that dude practically pisses grape juice he can ferment with his breath.
johnblake - 2/7/2014, 8:01 AM
Definitely Thor or Hercules.imean really.dont even know why sipes is on the list. He never drinks, though it's not shown I'm pretty sure he's pretty resilent, I don't think anyone considers him the best drinker.
GUNSMITH - 2/7/2014, 8:09 AM
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