The Best Comic Book Related Pick-Up Lines

Have you ever seen a very attractive woman, and you would like to introduce yourself, but you do not know how? Then use this helpful guide to introduce yourself in the nerdiest way possible!

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By BobbyDrakeApproaches - 8/11/2014

One day I was at San Diego Comic Con, and I saw a woman more beautiful than any I had ever seen before. Of course, it might have helped that she was dressed up as Gwen DeMarco from Galaxy Quest, and that is my favorite movie of all time.

So I walk up to this lovely lady, and I say, “You know, if Daredevil was around, he would be able to tell from the way my heart beats that I’m in love.” Immediately after I said this, she fell in love with me. After a whirlwind romance, we got married, and had seven kids, all of which we named after characters from Galaxy Quest.
 

Okay, fine, I made all of that up. I have never actually been to Comic Con. However, if I did go, I would definitely try these out. You will have to forgive me if I forget a few, because my son Mathesar keeps distracting me.
 

I guarantee you will find love and happiness using these lines, and you know this must be true, because you cannot write anything on the internet unless it is absolute fact!
 

Now then, let’s start with number one!
 

1. Is your boyfriend the Hulk? Because I’m already green with envy.

2. Do you want to cause some mischief? I consider myself to be the god of mischief. You don’t want everyone to know? Don’t worry, we’ll keep it low-key.
 

3. Hi, my name’s Peter. Is your name Gwen? Because I promise I’ll make you fall for me.
 

4. I think I need an arc reactor. Are you a piece of shrapnel? Because I am having trouble keeping you out of my heart.

5. Are you an Amazonian princess? Because I Wonder, Woman, if I could get your number.
 

6. Do you know what my name is? It might be Nightcrawler, because if you don’t give me your number, I’ll be feeling blue.
 

7. Please don’t become the Invisible Woman. It would be a crime if no one could see you.
 

8. Hi, I’m Scott Summers. Even though I’m known as Cyclops, I actually have two eyes, and I can’t take either of them off of you.

9. I’m really sad. I don’t know if you’ve heard the news, but Wolverine’s days are numbered, and it would sure make me feel better if I could get yours.

Bonus section! Here are a few pick up lines that ladies may use if they so desire. I know, there are not that many women who use pick-up lines, but due to the song “Call me maybe,” I know they must exist. Enjoy!
 

1. Are you Warren Worthington the third? Because you look like an Angel.
 

2. What do you and Johnny Storm have in common? You’re both hot!

3. Are you Superman? Because man, you’re stealing my heart.
 

Those are all the pick-up lines I have so far! Can you think of any others? Let me know in the comments!

 
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DCGuy - 8/11/2014, 8:16 PM
THIS ARTICLE SUCKS!!! no I'm Batman? thats classic also 98% are Marvel LOL What...
BobbyDrakeApproaches - 8/11/2014, 8:19 PM
These are all original. "I am Batman," is not something I have come up with.

Of course, if you have successfully used "I am Batman," as a pick-up line, then tell me more..,
penguinlover - 8/11/2014, 8:22 PM
number 3 is in such bad taste.
AlexanderLykins - 8/11/2014, 8:23 PM
Just be funny. Girls love funny guys.
dethpillow - 8/11/2014, 8:44 PM
hahaha, great article.
i really like this one. right on.
BobbyDrakeApproaches - 8/11/2014, 8:47 PM
@AlexanderLykins I can see where you are going, but I didn't really want to go that direction with this article. Raunchy humor is not really my style.
BobbyDrakeApproaches - 8/11/2014, 8:49 PM
@dethpillow Thanks! I know I already said this, but I respect your opinion, and I am glad you liked it. It tells me I did something right.
BobbyDrakeApproaches - 8/11/2014, 8:49 PM
I'm just surprised, I think that's the shortest comment written by you that I've ever seen!
TheGodButcher - 8/11/2014, 8:52 PM
Nice, bringing the humor. I laughed = Good job.
Gandhi - 8/11/2014, 8:53 PM
are these pick-up lines for kids? where is the hot stuff?
RedNTheHood - 8/11/2014, 8:53 PM
@AlexanderLykins



@BobbyDrakeApproaches

BobbyDrakeApproaches - 8/11/2014, 8:54 PM
@TheGodButcher Thanks! Humor was my intention, I wasn't sure if I made that clear.
BobbyDrakeApproaches - 8/11/2014, 8:57 PM
@Gandhi Do enough peaceful protesting and I will change the article.
Gandhi - 8/11/2014, 8:58 PM
Best pick-up line for girls...

TheGodButcher - 8/11/2014, 9:03 PM
@Sooth Operator Vid
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Gandhi - 8/11/2014, 9:04 PM
TheGodButcher - 8/11/2014, 9:08 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-34CEG6u9bL0/Ufcrhxb8AbI/AAAAAAAAKTU/iK1R23YDhwU/s1600/sloth-hey-girl.gif
Gandhi - 8/11/2014, 9:11 PM
AlexanderLykins - 8/11/2014, 9:12 PM
You make me harder than Iron Man.

I'm bigger than the Hulk.

Wanna play with Mjolnir?

Hi, I'm Captain America. Wanna see what I look like naked?
Gandhi - 8/11/2014, 9:20 PM
MrBlackjack - 8/11/2014, 9:21 PM
Next time you do the dirty deed with someone say you know MrBlackjack and he thinks it's a good idea.
MrBlackjack - 8/11/2014, 9:24 PM
Mating calls work too.
MrBlackjack - 8/11/2014, 9:28 PM
Case in point
MrBlackjack - 8/11/2014, 9:37 PM
Or you could do what I did and give a creepy wink, then claim her as your own.
HypeXM - 8/11/2014, 10:36 PM
@DCGuy

TheIlluminati - 8/11/2014, 10:39 PM
Are you related to Yoda?



CUZ YODA-licious!!!!!
NovaCorpsFan - 8/12/2014, 1:01 AM
These are freakin' hilarious! That last one got me the most.
Sophisticated - 8/12/2014, 4:27 AM
I call my dick the butcher, because I always deliver the meat.
yossarian - 8/12/2014, 6:17 AM
I used to just say hi. I find being yourself works.
TheAbaryMan369 - 8/12/2014, 11:00 AM
I'd let you wield my Universal Weapon.

I hope you're not a SHIELD agent. Your body should never be classified.

If I was with Mystique, I'd have her transform into you.
ice132412 - 8/12/2014, 9:37 PM
You must be Pepper Potts, because you sure did Rescue my heart.

Just like CatWoman you was able to steal the most priceless jewel of all, my heart.

Your alter-ego must Star-Girl, because your body was shining like a star from a far.
Orehrepus - 8/12/2014, 10:47 PM
These are okay. But the funniest part out of the whole article is...
"because you cannot write anything on the internet unless it is absolute fact!"
caroldanvers - 8/13/2014, 2:09 AM
0/10. Would laugh in your face at any of these.
mctrinket - 8/13/2014, 3:37 AM
Is your name Starfire? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
fettastic - 8/27/2014, 10:54 AM

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