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After a long night of threatening lawsuits, demanding recounts and numerous attempts to hack into voting machines, Krang is formally withdrawing from the race.
It's been a rough go of things lately for Krang's presidential run. Money is tight, polls are low and only about 0.004% of the population may vote for Krang, but there's still two weeks until election day so find out how you can support Krang!
Tyrannosaurus Rex is the king of the dinosaurs and just about the most badass creature to ever walk the earth. Though some representations of the creature don't quite measure up. Here's the ten lamest of all time.
With less than three weeks left until election day, there's still much work to be done to ensure Krang is made the next President of the United States of America. Find out what you can do to help the cause!
There are plenty of good reason to time travel: you want to save humanity or kill baby Hitler or you want a pet Velociraptor, but on film we've also gotten a lot of lousy excuses to travel through time, and here's the ten dumbest.
The Krang Revolution has officially begun! In spite of the mainstream media's blackout of all Krang stories, the grassroots efforts of people like you are making a big difference!
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, can smoke more cigars than George Burns and throw his voice farther than Edgar Bergen. Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's a fake hologram duplicate of Superman!
Krang finally announces his pick for vice president! Can you guess who it is? Here's some clues, he hates the TMNT, he wears blades on his hands and his name begins with on "S."
A very confused review of the 2002 graphic novel adaptation "Road to Perdition."
President Obama and Governor Romney are refusing to allow Krang's inclusion in this week's Presidential Debate! Krang needs all of his supporters to call the major networks and demand that they include the only candidate who can really turn this country around!
In the market for a used Batmobile? How about a 1987 Turtle Van? Or a flying Fantasticar with custom everything? Check out some detailed descriptions and the act now before these one-of-a-kind cars are sold!
It's been ten days since Krang declared his candidacy for President. Though he doesn't have the resources of Obama or Romney, Krang has one thing those other candidates don't have: An inter-dimensional portal that he can use to banish politicians to Dimension X with!
In this article I'll be taking (most of) us back a few years, to find out what happened to Scrappy-Doo, Bamm-Bamm, Dexter, Elmyra and other Child Stars from Saturday Morning Cartoons. Check it out.
Look out Obama. Step aside Romney. Krang has declared his candidacy for the President of the United States! The Dimension X Party's candidate has a bold plan to bring America to a new age of prosperity. Of course, by prosperity he means horrible enslavement.
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