VIDEO: CAPTAIN AMERICA Statistics Song - Happy 4th Of July!

The patriotic folks at Animation Domination High-Def have put together this special 4th of July alternative theme tune for the good Captain. If you have an open mind and a sense of humor click on, if not, probably best to avoid it!

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By Mark Cassidy - 7/4/2014

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antman8o8 - 7/4/2014, 8:41 AM
Hetzer - 7/4/2014, 8:43 AM
Humperdink - 7/4/2014, 8:44 AM

Pedrito - 7/4/2014, 8:44 AM
I'm gonna eat the third most meat today for sure!
Happy 4th!
dio - 7/4/2014, 8:45 AM
Eh..not that funny. Cool to see Kirby still being aped though.

On Kirby. Wonder how his stuff would look with modern coloring techniques.
FerFogs - 7/4/2014, 8:46 AM
dio - 7/4/2014, 8:47 AM
FerFogs sake put some pants on man!
Humperdink - 7/4/2014, 8:51 AM
This could have been really awesome with a more competent writer.
Sounds like something an intern wrote at lunch.
dio - 7/4/2014, 8:52 AM
Exactly @humperdink.
dio - 7/4/2014, 8:54 AM know any inkers? Looking to pay 75 bucks per page for inks.
And if you're not busy was wondering if I could get you to draw a cover for me in the future pay ya 200 ; )
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/4/2014, 8:55 AM
Happy 4th of July Americans!

Humperdink - 7/4/2014, 8:57 AM

I'll email you.
CrimsonFlash - 7/4/2014, 9:03 AM
so funny lol
dio - 7/4/2014, 9:04 AM
Hell yeah @humperdink
RobtimusPrime - 7/4/2014, 9:27 AM
More liberal hipster "humor."
We get it. Your Ashamed of your country & yourselves for living in it.
Now go march for "reproductive rights" or illegal immigration or some other
Douche cause. Or better yet, march your asses to Canada, or Mexico & leave the rest of us to enjoy the blessings of this great country.

Happy July 4, CBM! God bless you & God bless the United States of America.
F*ck yeah!
Darkknightman - 7/4/2014, 9:32 AM
I think it was totally effective. We are so caught up with American exceptionalism that we think we are God's gift to the world. When our president says things like "God bless the greatest country in the world", there is no evidence to support that statement and probably infuriates the rest of the planet when we feel we can make such a bold statement.
TheOverlord - 7/4/2014, 9:33 AM
Funny. Although I must say that the U.S. has the most Nobel laureates (346) of any country, so by one measure they're the smartest. They have the most Olympic medals (2,681) of any country, so by one measure, they're the most athletic. People like to hate (and everyone hates the U.S., because they have the highest GDP - BY FAR! - double China, three times Japan and five times the net worth of Germany, just to compare them to the next highest countries), but you can make statistics sing any song you want them to sing. I look at the individual man. And Steve Rogers is a hell of a man. God bless Captain America!
Bodwulf - 7/4/2014, 9:33 AM
*yawn* not funny.
I would have thought an Irishman could appreciate the celebration of throwing off the oppression of the old British empire.
Here is a real taste of what America is about:
fettastic - 7/4/2014, 9:41 AM
Happy 4th of July everybody!
ajc - 7/4/2014, 9:47 AM
I thought 'merica was founded on the idea that rich, white, slave-owning men didn't want to pay their taxes - not sure how freedom came into that mix.
JoshuaDBr - 7/4/2014, 9:47 AM
Well that was weird, and sadly true. But there is still no other nation I'd rather live in. But with the direction America is headed in, it won't be desirable for long. But I still think it can be turned around.

P.S. Thanks @Bodwulf I don't know where you got that quote, but I like it.
DemonBowler - 7/4/2014, 9:48 AM
Check out The Newsroom America rant
DemonBowler - 7/4/2014, 9:49 AM
How do I properly post YouTube vids?
JoshuaDBr - 7/4/2014, 9:50 AM
I think you need to learn a little more about American history. Yes slavery was a problem. But yes, freedom was in that "mix".
Bodwulf - 7/4/2014, 9:54 AM
To paraphrase Churchill :
America is the worst country in the world,
except for all the others.
JoshWilding - 7/4/2014, 9:56 AM
fettastic - 7/4/2014, 9:58 AM
@DEmonBowler, THANK YOU! Holy crap that was awesome!
Canary - 7/4/2014, 9:58 AM
This really sucks.
Darkknightman - 7/4/2014, 10:00 AM

Bodwulf - 7/4/2014, 10:02 AM
@JoshuaDBR None other than the great Mark Twain. :)
Bodwulf - 7/4/2014, 10:09 AM
@ajc. The king collected taxes from the new colonies. The colonies were not allowed to send representatives to Britain to speak for the needs of the colonies. All the money went to the British Empire. None was returned to finance the needs of the colonies. The colonies revolted against taxation without representation. The colonies became free from the British Empire.
fettastic - 7/4/2014, 10:28 AM
Thank you DarkKnightMan! I've known most of that for a long time but it's always nice to have a refresher.
dio - 7/4/2014, 10:31 AM
@Theoverlord...well said man, That's what I wanted was a Captain America stats vid.
SuperCat - 7/4/2014, 10:44 AM
Lol. That was great!
fettastic - 7/4/2014, 10:49 AM
@DemonBowler, although that's a great speech and has a lot of basis in fact, where I disagree is when he says we were EVER "nice".

America STARTED OUT raping and pillaging. Via Manifest Destiny, Vietnam, Arms for hostages and really culminating in the IMF and World Bank, America is a [frick]ing parasite, destroying everything in it's path to make a few assholes at the top rich at the expense of the entire [frick]ing planet.

Sooner or later, we are going to [frick]ing PAY! I have no idea what that will be or when. Maybe the Earth itself will say "Yeah, done with you" and just wash us the [frick] away. Hell, maybe Climate Change is that exact thing. And of course, America is most responsible for it.

Or maybe a [frick]ing asteroid, a terrorist with a nuclear bomb in New York, or maybe the robber-barons will completely destabilize the economy, sending it crashing down like they very nearly did in 2007.

To be clear, I am not rooting for any of this. I have a small boy. Ultimately I'd just like this horseshit to stop and we can all live like Gene Roddenberry envisioned, as one united people all working together for the common good.

But let's get real. That's NEVER going to happen. Why? Because money trumps morality every time and the ones with the money are making all the rules. That's not going to change unless we go through some sort of revolution, and again, that's not going to happen. Right now the only people talking about revolution of secession are the puppets of the very corporations that are [frick]ing their lives up in the first place. You think David Koche gives a flying [frick] about some overall-wearing squirrel-eater? But those are his soldiers and they will die to defend his right to destroy the water table so he can get richer, even if it's THEIR [frick]ing water table! It's just totally bizarre to me.
McGee - 7/4/2014, 10:50 AM


......and I found these videos to be hilarious! Happy 4th!

Darkknightman - 7/4/2014, 10:52 AM
Well said fettastic. I was going to post something similar, but you articulated it far better than I could.
RobtimusPrime - 7/4/2014, 11:07 AM
Wow. The self-loathing, America hating, MSNBC crowd is out in force! "Koch Brothers" "climate change." LMAO!!
MovieTheaterLad - 7/4/2014, 11:08 AM
Speaking of statistics and America, here's an interesting thing I found.

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