Check Out The First Trailer For FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

No, there is no Fifty Shades Of Grey comic book (at least that we know of), but since this trailer is going to be bombarding the internet today we figured we'd give you guys a chance to watch it here. It's actually safe for work..for some reason.

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 7/24/2014
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Dev7 - 7/24/2014, 5:53 AM
Who's the "we" you're referring to in your headline?
McNyagano - 7/24/2014, 5:54 AM
Why are they making this film? I can watch this free on the internet before it ever comes out;)
RorMachine - 7/24/2014, 5:57 AM
Dev, the United Congregation Of The Society For Stupid Questions.
Pasto - 7/24/2014, 5:57 AM
Hey, my comments were nice and they got deleted? What gives?
McNyagano - 7/24/2014, 5:58 AM

Gandhi - 7/24/2014, 5:59 AM
Are they going to show tities in this movie?
TheAbaryMan369 - 7/24/2014, 5:59 AM
Dis is mhy motest antisipatet moveh ov evar oh m gee im soo exitit
TheAbaryMan369 - 7/24/2014, 6:00 AM
The fact that this isn't NSFW blows my mind.
EzioKenway1225 - 7/24/2014, 6:01 AM
uhhhhhhhhhhh.NO..i think i will wait for Avengers Age of Ultron to be the first movie i see in theaters next year..also remember when this was suppose to come out with Guardians of The Galaxy..that would have been weird
AZ108 - 7/24/2014, 6:02 AM
RextheKing - 7/24/2014, 6:02 AM
If there is no nudity then I'll pass, which I probably would still pass if there was, I could find the nude scenes online somewhere. From what I heard the books are crap, so there is nothing other than potential nudity that what make me see it.
Lozzy - 7/24/2014, 6:03 AM
Remember when this movie was going to be released on the same day as GOTG and everyone started to panic?..........good times.
Jollem - 7/24/2014, 6:03 AM
fun for the whole family!
Gandhi - 7/24/2014, 6:03 AM
It would had been nice to see this against Guardians of the Galaxy, that would had answered the final question of who decides things in dah house, kids or moms.
Gandhi - 7/24/2014, 6:04 AM
@RextheKing you are bluffing, you will go see this if there is nudity even if you have other nudity accessible. There is no such thing as too much boobs.
MrNiklander - 7/24/2014, 6:04 AM
There are so many damn books BETTER to adapt and they adapt what??? A [frick]ing porn book?? You see this is what happens when movies like Twilight happen more shit is coming on our way

TheAbaryMan369 - 7/24/2014, 6:04 AM
After watching the trailer, it looks like a faithful adaptation, despite the fact that I have never read the book. But this video tells me everything I need to know (NSFW).

RextheKing - 7/24/2014, 6:05 AM
@Gandhi Moms period. Kids have more of a say than the Father, but Mom has the final say.... That how it was in my childhood at least.
Lozzy - 7/24/2014, 6:07 AM
Also this basically just looks like porn for women.
Gandhi - 7/24/2014, 6:07 AM
@RextheKing in that case GOTG should be happy that they moved.
Pasto - 7/24/2014, 6:07 AM
In a marriage there is a person whose right...

And then there's the husband.
RextheKing - 7/24/2014, 6:07 AM
Gandhi, I'd rather pay for Mrskin to watch the nude scenes than pay for a movie ticket to see them plus the other shit.
ProfessorX - 7/24/2014, 6:08 AM
I didn't know this was based on a comic book.

KINGPEN266 - 7/24/2014, 6:08 AM
@ror WHAT TH.....,SMH
TheBuoyWonder - 7/24/2014, 6:08 AM
So this a actually happening?
So ummm.....
Fifty Shades of Grey before Justice League then?
Gandhi - 7/24/2014, 6:09 AM
I can feel this getting a shitload of money
Lozzy - 7/24/2014, 6:09 AM
Men need something like this. I vote for Backroom Casting Couch: The Movie.
EzioKenway1225 - 7/24/2014, 6:12 AM year....i am not kidding..i was looking over the schedule for movies next year from January-May and nothing before Age of Ultron interests me to see it in theaters
RextheKing - 7/24/2014, 6:12 AM
@Lozzy Sounds too much like porn, and I'd bet it would end up being full on porn and will never be allowed to be screen in regular theaters.
Gandhi - 7/24/2014, 6:14 AM
Woman's porn might be better than no porn at all, just saying
Lozzy - 7/24/2014, 6:14 AM

Isn't this basically just porn?
ProfessorX - 7/24/2014, 6:15 AM
Josh Wilding and RorMachine are both hit-whores. It's just that one does it by flame baiting and the other by posting porn.
Lozzy - 7/24/2014, 6:15 AM

You're right, im sure I can find a way to fap to this.
Gandhi - 7/24/2014, 6:15 AM
I'm sure that if "50 shades of Agent Coulson" was released before Avengers next year then @EzioKenway1225 would go to see it.

Batmantis - 7/24/2014, 6:16 AM
If I want to see a creepy yuppie having sex with women, I know what I'll watch.

Gandhi - 7/24/2014, 6:18 AM
@Lozzy you would be amazed of the different things one could fap to.
TheAbaryMan369 - 7/24/2014, 6:19 AM
50 Shades Of Coulson is a movie I would actually go see.
EzioKenway1225 - 7/24/2014, 6:19 AM
Gandhi-no, i would see a movie before age of ultron if it sounded or looked good though
grif - 7/24/2014, 6:20 AM
who needs this when this year we got 50 shades of bay
Lozzy - 7/24/2014, 6:21 AM

What about Fast 7?
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