New MACHETE KILLS Still Features A Very Angry Sofia Vergara

Vergara's character in Robert Rodriguez's upcoming Machete sequel has some very fetching boob-guns, but in this new image from the movie she's blasting at someone in a slightly more traditional way. Check it out after the jump..

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By Mark Cassidy - 8/8/2013

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.

Machete Kills stars Danny Trejo, Michele Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Lohan, Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Antonio Banderas, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, William Sadler, Cheech Marin, Alexa Vega, and Cuba Gooding, Jr. The movie opens September 13, 2013.

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SimyJo - 8/8/2013, 8:24 AM
She looks like an angry chipmunk!
SpectacularJoShFest - 8/8/2013, 8:25 AM
Hot...and super annoying...her voice is as annoying as Fran Drescher's...oh yah,I went there.
SimyJo - 8/8/2013, 8:30 AM
"who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen....."



JettJagguarrr - 8/8/2013, 8:40 AM

funny gifs

Minato - 8/8/2013, 8:50 AM
Didn’t Charlie Sheen change his name back to the original one lately?
Carlos Estevez
WildCard12 - 8/8/2013, 9:11 AM
Love seeing her in leather and her voice is so sexy.
supermarioworldE - 8/8/2013, 9:14 AM
marantaz - 8/8/2013, 9:24 AM
Charlie Sheen... the original Carlos Danger.

yeah she's hot, probably the hottest milf on the planet after Salma Hayek, but there's no way I'm seeing this flick. One look at Danny Trejo and all thoughts of Sofia fade away, that dude is ugly with a capital UG!

Just slap a 90 minute film together with hot chicks in GIFs, call it a documentary commenting on the failing American society and the loss of artistic expression due to the internet and you've got yourself a guaranteed money maker. But please, no ugly dudes.
JettJagguarrr - 8/8/2013, 10:09 AM
It's not Jessica Alba but....

FantasticSpidey - 8/8/2013, 10:37 AM
Wait this isn't a still from the new season of Modern Family?
Morbius - 8/8/2013, 11:39 AM
What I would do to have one night with her.
Killuminatic - 8/8/2013, 12:26 PM
Such a powerful rendition....

BANE5000 - 8/8/2013, 12:27 PM
I would so give up all my friends for her LoL
maninfinesuit - 8/8/2013, 12:57 PM
Her screeching voice echoes in my head just looking at that photo.

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