New OLDBOY Poster Takes A Hammer To A Fortune Cookie

"Ask not why you were imprisoned. Ask why you were set free". Today, as well as being Friday the 13th, is also "national fortune cookie day" apparently; and the latest poster for Spike Lee's Oldboy remake celebrates that..for some reason. Check it out after the jump.

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By Mark Cassidy - 9/13/2013

OLDBOY follows the story of an advertising executive (Josh Brolin) who is kidnapped and held hostage for 20 years in solitary confinement without any indication of his captor’s motive. When he is inexplicably released, he embarks on an obsessive mission to discover who orchestrated his bizarre and torturous punishment only to find he is still trapped in a web of conspiracy and torment. His quest for revenge leads him into an ill-fated relationship with a young social worker (Elizabeth Olsen) and ultimately to an illusive man (Sharlto Copley) who allegedly holds the key to his salvation.

Oldboy hits theaters November 27th, 2013.
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sansClaymore - 9/13/2013, 1:07 PM
i second that
Tony93 - 9/13/2013, 1:13 PM
but @McGee.. you don't see the Big Picture, look at the movie as a whole :)
supermarioworldE - 9/13/2013, 1:31 PM
That's one specific fortune.
nach1wan - 9/13/2013, 3:01 PM
did u know... fortune cookies arent even chinese?

ready for.. another lesson?
Jollem - 9/13/2013, 3:17 PM
i'd join in on the mandarin cookie thing, but i get ankle-biters nipping at my heels if i do that
ROMsnotdead - 9/13/2013, 3:21 PM
that "teaser" poster failed
IAmGalactuspool - 9/13/2013, 4:08 PM
...what does this have to do with oldboy? aside from the 'fortune' anyway.
Faboo - 9/14/2013, 8:13 PM
@IAmGalactuspool: I forget if it was the case in the movie, but in the original manga he lived exclusively off Chinese food delivery while imprisoned.

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