Why INDIANA JONES Is Useless

Indiana Jones may be one of the most beloved action movie characters of all time, but it has been suggested he does more harm than good. Hit the jump for a look at his film exploits and whether he really is as heroic as most people believe.

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By MrSundayMovies - 1/31/2014

Check out the embedded video below for a light hearted look at the Indiana Jones' contributions to his own films.



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typicalfanboy - 1/31/2014, 2:37 PM
is this from Big Bang theory? where they said the same thing? I didn't watch the video.
Simonsonrules - 1/31/2014, 2:39 PM
May be useless but sure is sexy...just ask that emaciated lawyer chick...
DrunkenNukem - 1/31/2014, 2:39 PM
[frick] you
MrAisA - 1/31/2014, 2:44 PM
In related news, I heard Shia Labeouf was cast as Brainiac.
Humperdink - 1/31/2014, 2:48 PM
marvel72 - 1/31/2014, 2:49 PM
indy could of prevented world war 2.

raiders is set before world war 2,if you think about indy is asked if he will go in search of the ark & get it before the nazi's do.

at the end of raiders the nazi's open the ark,if indy had said f*ck it let them have the ark they would of took it back to germany & opened in front of hitler preventing world war 2.

beto - 1/31/2014, 2:49 PM
HOW DARE YOU
SaxoWolf - 1/31/2014, 2:49 PM
Odin - 1/31/2014, 2:51 PM
I always liked Tempel of Doom, probably gonna buy the Blu-Ray copy at some point.
Nomis - 1/31/2014, 2:59 PM
SauraLilvera - 1/31/2014, 3:06 PM
He's a statutory rapist if Marion is to be believed. "It was wrong and (he) knew it!"
monkeyballs - 1/31/2014, 3:08 PM
Woah woah woah. Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of the greatest movies ever!
ForeverPowerful - 1/31/2014, 3:08 PM
BlueMex - 1/31/2014, 3:08 PM
Sounds like someone ran out of ideas to talk about on his Youtube channel
Humperdink - 1/31/2014, 3:10 PM
@marvel72

So now WW2 is Indy's fault?
That hardly seems fair, and it's not even that simple.


Let me ask you this...do you think that national socialism and the Nazi movement in Germany at that time was driven and only sustained by one man?

That if he was killed, suddenly the entire ideology would immediately cease?

If not, and there were many people committed to the same cause and agenda, killing Hitler isn't really the solution to everything if the wheels were already in motion. It certainly isn't an ironclad guarantee that no other similar 'patriot' with the same belief system would fill the vacuum.

I think you'd have had to kill a lot more men than Hitler to stop WW2 around the time Raiders took place.

If the ark did that, then maybe it would happen.
Shaggy - 1/31/2014, 3:10 PM
lol

"Hang on rady we go foa wide!"
MCU4TheWin - 1/31/2014, 3:12 PM
I challenge you sir, to a duel!
GarthRanzz - 1/31/2014, 3:13 PM
Funny they make fun of Shia plagerizing. I saw this episode of Big Bang Theory as well.
SauronsBANE - 1/31/2014, 3:14 PM
Serious question: does anyone actually watch these videos?
ds9epicfan - 1/31/2014, 3:15 PM
*sigh*Whatever!Indy rules!
ndwwrestler2 - 1/31/2014, 3:15 PM
GarthRanzz - 1/31/2014, 3:16 PM
It's the October 10t, 2013 episode these guys rip off.
Enphlieuwince - 1/31/2014, 3:20 PM
GarthRanzz - 1/31/2014, 3:31 PM
Also, if it wasn't for Indiana Jones, who would turn the ark over to the proper authorities?
GarthRanzz - 1/31/2014, 3:32 PM
Credit to that goes to Dr. leonard
Superzero - 1/31/2014, 3:38 PM
Seriously, Mr. Sunday?

GO [frick] YOURSELF. That is all.
CaptainAmerica31 - 1/31/2014, 3:40 PM
Are ppl really taking this debate seriously? It's just some light hearted fun chillax
LeroyJenkins - 1/31/2014, 3:46 PM
You son of a bitch
pintoman - 1/31/2014, 3:46 PM
"Why INDIANA JONES Is Useless" or "How I came up with a topic that would get lots of comments".
MrMartinMarvel - 1/31/2014, 3:53 PM
I don't think anyone here watched the video.
GarthRanzz - 1/31/2014, 3:56 PM
I did Mr. Martin, both here and on CBS.
Arrowhead77 - 1/31/2014, 4:02 PM
Screw you, buddy....too bad there is no "down thumb" button.
Ace101 - 1/31/2014, 4:05 PM
As much as i love indiana jones, i must admit he really didnt have to do anything, the villians pretty much were killed by the objects they sought at the end of raiders, temple of doom and crystal skull. and in last cusade the grails effect pretty wears off once you leave the temple.
inkslinger616 - 1/31/2014, 4:05 PM
[frick] your embedded video my phone sucks
Tusky - 1/31/2014, 4:09 PM
I know everyone has an opinion and i normal respect that but, "Go [frick]yourself!!"
Mike89 - 1/31/2014, 4:20 PM
Ugh, if only there was a Thumb down button.
GuardianAngel - 1/31/2014, 4:29 PM
What a bunch of whiny pricks. No one's saying the movie sucks, they're just tossing some fun at the films. Fanboys are the worst type of audience.

Love the podcast, guys!
GuardianAngel - 1/31/2014, 4:47 PM


DrunkenNukem - 1/31/2014, 5:20 PM
@Guardian go on and marry mr sunday
Kendospawn - 1/31/2014, 5:36 PM
Big Bang Theory took the idea (almost word for word) from the book "This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It" by David Wong. Also known for "John Dies At The End". Read a book!
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