Fox's X-MEN Trilogy Gets An Honest Trailer

Bryan Singer's X-Men: Days of Future Past is about to be released so it seems fitting that Screen Junkies would produce an honest trailer for the first three X-Men films.

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By nailbiter111 - 5/20/2014
X-Men - Born into a world filled with prejudice are children who possess extraordinary and dangerous powers - the result of unique genetic mutations. Cyclops unleashes bolts of energy from his eyes. Storm can manipulate the weather at will. Rogue absorbs the life force of anyone she touches. But under the tutelage of Professor Xavier (Patrick Stewart), these and other outcasts learn to harness their powers for the good of mankind. Now they must protect those who fear them as the nefarious Magneto (Ian McKellen), who believes humans and mutants can never co-exist, unveils his sinsiter plan for the future!

X-Men 2: X-Men United - The evolution continues in this "exhilarating thrill ride" (Seattle Post-Intelligencer) that features the extraordinary original X-Men--along with amazing new mutants possessing fantastic powers that have to be seen to be believed. In the wake of a shocking attack on the President, the X-Men face their most dangerous mission ever. They must stand united with their deadliest enemies to combat a menace that threatens every mutant on the planet. But could this new alliance backfire and annihilate the human race? Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Hale Berry, Famke Janssen and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos star in this breathtaking, action-packed spectacle that "may be the best superhero movie yet made!"


X-Men 3: The Last Stand - Experience the awesome power of The X-Men's epic, final battle. Join well-known mutant heroes and villains, and meet a cadre of all-new warriors -- including Angel, Beast, Juggernaut and Colossus -- in this thrilling, explosive adventure! After a controversial "cure" is discovered, mutants can choose to retain their superhuman abilities or give up their unique gifts and become "normal." When peaceful mutant leader Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) clashes with his militant counterpart, Magneto (Ian McKellen), the battle lines are drawn for the war to end all wars. Bursting with nonstop action, spectacular special effects and exclusive extras, X-Men 3: The Last Stand is a force of nature that "will blow you away!"
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HappyMeal - 5/20/2014, 10:48 AM
Hilarious
DEVLIN712 - 5/20/2014, 10:50 AM
I love these, along with CinemaSins, they get me in the mood for a big CBM release
blvdnoise - 5/20/2014, 10:51 AM
This should sting..
CherryBomb - 5/20/2014, 10:52 AM
Haha was pretty decent!
There were bigger parts they could've picked on but I liked it.

CherryBomb - 5/20/2014, 10:53 AM
I also found it funny how Jackman is way more ripped now than he was when he was 15 years younger in the first X Men.
bazinga85 - 5/20/2014, 10:56 AM
LMAO, "slim-fast" :)
Nomis - 5/20/2014, 10:56 AM
I wrote this one. ;)
AXE - 5/20/2014, 10:58 AM
lmao, I lost it at "TIMMY!"
yossarian - 5/20/2014, 11:00 AM
MrReese - 5/20/2014, 11:01 AM
Still HATE the way the handled Rogue.Smh.
CaptainObvious - 5/20/2014, 11:01 AM
While Brett Ratner is definitely not a good director, I don't think he deserves all the blame for X3. He boarded a film that was already in pre-production and was put on a deadline. Fox hired him solely to get the movie made by a certain date and he accomplished that.
MrReese - 5/20/2014, 11:01 AM
they*
Arrow96 - 5/20/2014, 11:03 AM
TIMMEH
AwesomeSauce - 5/20/2014, 11:04 AM
When they were showing the kids in Xavier's school, there was a kid with white hair. Pietro?
yossarian - 5/20/2014, 11:06 AM
My favorite mutant was note-taking man. He has a bright future ahead of him.

Oh and her:
SugarYumYum - 5/20/2014, 11:07 AM
"TIMMEH!" X-D
MrReese - 5/20/2014, 11:07 AM
The Object of My Dreams
AwesomeSauce - 5/20/2014, 11:07 AM
@yossarian
TheBeard - 5/20/2014, 11:07 AM
^ now those are powers
BatManiac - 5/20/2014, 11:08 AM
specialkail - 5/20/2014, 11:08 AM
i watched the honest trailer and everything wrong with... for thor the dark world today and neither made fun of the fact that he has to use giant nails to defeat malekith. with his giant hammer. wtf.
GA15 - 5/20/2014, 11:12 AM
LOL!
Nomis - 5/20/2014, 11:14 AM
@ Yoss

sKeemAn - 5/20/2014, 11:17 AM
@yoss

Bloodraven - 5/20/2014, 11:17 AM
Pretty damn honest.

TIMMEH!!!
SauraLilvera - 5/20/2014, 11:17 AM
"Twinks."

Nomis - 5/20/2014, 11:19 AM
It's not like Singer movies were any better than the one Ratner directed! They all are Crappy!

If anything, Rater was just following in Singer footsteps to screw everything up with the X-men lore in Look, Chronology, and abilities!

This Franchised Started off Bad,and got worst which each movie!
Ramiel - 5/20/2014, 11:23 AM
"Ron Paul"

Haha!
pointman - 5/20/2014, 11:23 AM
Good grief......singer could be guilty of his crimes and totally ruin a film and people will still really to him.........what did he put in their kool aid?
AFRICANNERD - 5/20/2014, 11:29 AM
Dead at "Footage not found"
lntrn8 - 5/20/2014, 11:31 AM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too easy on Bryan Singer. Worst Honest Trailer ever!

JoeMomma29 - 5/20/2014, 11:31 AM
GAMBIT

"NO FOOTAGE FOUND"

Okay that was hilarious............
JoeMomma29 - 5/20/2014, 11:32 AM
"THE POWER OF STARES"

CherryBomb - 5/20/2014, 11:35 AM
As X Men movies, they're all bad.
But as standalone movies, X1 and X2 were pretty good.

They couldn't have used Beast and Angel right away because of obvious budget reasons and lack of CGI technology.
Gusto - 5/20/2014, 11:36 AM


JoeMomma29 - 5/20/2014, 11:36 AM
Man I can only imagine what will happen to BlackNerd when he sees this.....



CherryBomb - 5/20/2014, 11:37 AM
Yeah you can't blame Ratner much.
I'm sure X3 would've been decent or at least for the tone of the first two if Singer hadn't have abandoned the franchise
CaptainObvious - 5/20/2014, 11:38 AM
@xcan- I'm not saying he shouldn't be blamed for how X3 turned out, but the blame should be shared among everyone working behind the scenes instead of using Ratner as a scapegoat.

"I thought your name was 'CaptainObvious'?"

And I thought you weren't such a condescending prick, but I guess I was wrong about that.
JoeMomma29 - 5/20/2014, 11:38 AM
@ CherryBomb

Incorrect on the Beast they put Mr. G in a Beast outfit and if I am correct no real CGI was used on him.....

UltimaRex - 5/20/2014, 11:39 AM
@pointman. You. Do. NOT. Want. To. Know...
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