NSFW: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Gets Scientifically Accurate

Listen, NSFW means not safe for work. So, I don't want to hear any of you complaining about losing your jobs because you decided to watch a "Scientifically Accurate" Sonic the Hedgehog eat its own poop. Now, come check it out.

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By nailbiter111 - 7/29/2014


Sonic the Hedgehog is a platform game developed by Sonic Team and published by Sega for the Sega Mega Drive system. It is the first game in Sega's flagship Sonic the Hedgehog series, and was the first title developed by Sonic Team. It was first released on June 23 1991 in North America, and the next day in Europe. The Japanese Mega Drive version was released on July 26 1991.

This game propelled the Genesis into mass popularity in North America. After it was released, it eventually replaced Altered Beast as the game bundled with the console, and was later replaced with its first sequel, Sonic the Hedgehog 2. The game featured many novel elements which contributed to its popularity and helped to promote the uptake of 16-bit consoles.

Sonic the Hedgehog added the element of speed to the standard platform formula and introduced other unique elements as well, such as the loops, springboards, high-speed devices, and the rings now permanently associated with the game series.

The game was both a critical and commercial success. As of November 19, 2007, the game has sold 4 million copies, the second-highest amount for a Genesis game, behind Sonic 2, which has sold 6 million copies. - Sega
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DCGuy - 7/29/2014, 12:42 PM
LMFAO at the teaser description
Arrowhead77 - 7/29/2014, 12:42 PM
I could tell by reading the header that this was a Nail article. LOL
Pasto - 7/29/2014, 12:43 PM
LMAO!, dat teaser tho!
TChalla - 7/29/2014, 12:43 PM
Dude...

Really?

XD
RealDCGuy - 7/29/2014, 12:44 PM
Shouldn't have been eating while watching this
DCGuy - 7/29/2014, 12:45 PM
great video hahahahahaha
manofsteel1942 - 7/29/2014, 12:45 PM
SupermanFan - 7/29/2014, 12:47 PM
LOL X100 BILLION
DatScarletPimPerNeLL - 7/29/2014, 12:47 PM
Thanks Nail! You always steer me in the right direction brosef!
**By right direction I mean wrong...all wrong.
Mercwitham0uth - 7/29/2014, 12:48 PM
I learned a lot from this.

yossarian - 7/29/2014, 12:51 PM
The entire concept of NSFW is lost on me. Clearly I think it is acceptable to comment on CBM at work. That act is in direct violation of our policy. So...what do I care about other shit? There aren't degrees of that violation. It's not like my boss gets a report on me and says, "Well...Yoss is on CBM a lot. That's cool...wait...he just heard a bunch of curse words and saw a boob. Fire him!"
ALegendaryPanda - 7/29/2014, 12:52 PM
.......

YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 12:56 PM
Dammit you shouldn't have sad nsfw. Nobody wants to read Yossarian's retarded comments.
YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 12:56 PM
Hey, where's Gusto, I need to tell him I got his girl a Sonic the Hedgehog game and she did me.
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 12:57 PM
I want to read my retarded comments.
YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 12:58 PM
Also, the entire concept of Yossarian is lost on me. Clearly I think it is acceptable to comment on him at work. That act is in direct violation of our policy. So... what do I care about Gusto? There aren't degrees of that Pasto. It's not like Mr.BlackJack gets a report on McNyagano and says,"Well... Yoss is being Yoss again. THat's cool... wait... he just responded to Grif with a bunch of curse words and saw another Pasto profile pic... FIRE HIM!"
YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 12:59 PM
Say Yossarian, is that your actual face or is it from a tv show or something because I swear to God I've seen that guy in real life.
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:00 PM
It's my actual face.
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:00 PM
My workplace doesn't have much of a filter concerning things like this. I could google search "boobs" and enjoy a healthy dose of mammaries. However, what I can't see, for some weird reason, is everyone's avatars on here. When I try to click on it to see what they look like, it is blocked for pornography/Adult content. It's crazy. But I can do this all day long with no issues...

gifs give bouncing boobs some extra oomph 40 In life theres underboob and then theres everything else (43 Photos)
Sipprelle - 7/29/2014, 1:01 PM
I f*cking shit my pants after reading this comment:
"They rub shit all over themselves for no reason? Sounds a lot like Sonic fans."







YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 1:01 PM
HO Yossarian! Where the hell have I seen you! Maybe it's just a racist thing because I'm black and occasionally white people look the same to me. But there's something about you, were you in New York at any time in this life or your past one as a Columbian?
Humperdink - 7/29/2014, 1:01 PM
@yossarian

I think Nail was just being facetious with that comment but who knows what other workplace infractions people could incur if they watch a video about feces eating hedgehogs with cursing on company time. Maybe you're just in a different environment. I once got bitched out for simply reading the news on downtime at one position I held years ago.

I think it's just safe to say 'be warned', even if it doesn't apply to everyone.
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:02 PM
and this...

underboob shot 16 In life theres underboob and then theres everything else (43 Photos)
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:03 PM
and also this...
underboob shot 35 In life theres underboob and then theres everything else (43 Photos)
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:04 PM
Yeah. I think in late 2003 I took a vacation to NYC as a Colombian. Also, in a previous life AND a future life I live in NYC, but as a Korean-Spaniard.
YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 1:05 PM
All of these pictures remind me of that one time I had a white girlfriend. All of her friends were talking about how she was only with me, a black guy, for pleasure. Then I got a weird phone call from her one day and realized that I was ten years old and all she wanted was my chocolate tolerbone bars, also, then 9/11 happened and I moved out of Medicine Hat and to a bigger city, y'know, Toronto.
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:07 PM
for you then Yafisz

add dis In life theres underboob and then theres everything else (43 Photos)
YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 1:07 PM
Yossarian, that makes sense, in 2003 I traveled to New York, because us black muslims can get away with the shit that the others can't, and probably saw your Columbian form. Tell me, is Yossarian your second Pokemon evolution or is it your last one? I really want to see you become Grif before you die. Y'know, the whole live a Pikachu, die a Riachu kind of thing?
YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 1:08 PM
@Shabat

For you:">http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/71500/Barack-Obama-with-Super-Boobs--71845.jpg>
YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 1:09 PM
SHIT! Why doesn't that work for me? yossarian, post that for me!
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:09 PM
I love it Yafisz. That screams America!
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:11 PM
I don't know anything about Pokemon evolution. But I do know that I am just me and only able to have this form unless I take a vacation and then I am assigned a random form by the assigners of such assignments.
YafiszKhan - 7/29/2014, 1:13 PM
Ah, kewls. For some reason that reminds of that one time me and my PSN friends were chatting on a Facebook group that my ex was added to. She then proceeded to post her nudes thinking that I actually knew those people to spite me.
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:22 PM
Yeah. I remember that. I wasn't there, but I tap into the collective conscience pretty easily.
MercwithMouth - 7/29/2014, 1:23 PM
Haha, nice.

Dat teaser tho...
Arrowhead77 - 7/29/2014, 1:30 PM
Yoss, we al know thats really Brian Singer as you avatar! ; )
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:34 PM
@Arrow - Maybe I'm him?
sKeemAn - 7/29/2014, 1:49 PM
Its like shittin bricks
sKeemAn - 7/29/2014, 1:53 PM
this lady just walked into my job with her nipples almost dragging the floor. I'm trying not to laugh but she young and I've never seen that on a young woman before. They must be ready to be milked! lol!
Berserker187 - 7/29/2014, 2:03 PM
Skeeman share the jokes post pic
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