NSFW: Hey Ladies, Loki & THE AVENGERS Adult Toys Will Make You Weak In Your Knees!

Hold on, before you go running off to your favorite adult bookstore, sadly these "neck massagers" aren't real, just fan-made. They're designed by artist, Balazs Sarmai, and inspired by Marvel's: Loki, Iron Man, Black Widow, Hulk, Captain America, Hawkeye and Thor.

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By nailbiter111 - 9/6/2013

I wanted to start by apologizing about the headline. At no point should I have just mentioned ladies. I'm sure there are plenty of guys that will also want to get their hands (and other things) on these Avengers-themed vibrators. Artist, Balazs Sarmai, has thoughtfully conceptualized these sexual aids, giving each unique abilities. The Captain America version is a silicon vibrator, Iron Man version has twin motors, Thor's adds some electrical stimuli, Black Widow is stimulating, Hawkeye's never misses the G-spot, and lastly, 12” of Hulk Smash!

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Marvel's The Avengers picks up when an unexpected enemy emerges that threatens global safety and security. And Nick Fury, director of the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D., finds himself in need of a team to pull the world back from the brink of disaster. With director Joss Whedon at it's helm, and an ensemble cast including Chris Evans (Steve Rogers), Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark), Chris Hemsworth (Thor Odinson), Jeremy Renner (Clint Barton), Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner), Scarlett Johansson (Natasha Romanoff), Clark Gregg (Agt. Phil Coulson), Cobie Smulders (Maria Hill), Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury), with Tom Hiddleston (Loki), and Stellan Skarsgard (Professor Erik Selvig).
Source: io9
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DioFoRio - 9/6/2013, 11:23 PM
ummmm. envelope has been annhiliated.
DioFoRio - 9/6/2013, 11:25 PM
Nail didn't only lick it and push it...he made it his bitch.
SpiderHyphenMan - 9/6/2013, 11:25 PM
specialkail - 9/6/2013, 11:28 PM
i wish i had a vagina.
HeroWithAThousandFaces - 9/6/2013, 11:28 PM
So the artist just had an idea one day to create conceptual vibrators based on Marvel's Avengers, a movie based on heroes that's kids love and adore? M'ok that makes sense.
MegatronLP9 - 9/6/2013, 11:29 PM
Holy shit that hulk one is huge
ruadh - 9/6/2013, 11:32 PM
Yeah, the Hulk one really stood out.

I feel it's something of a missed opportunity to have Hulk be 2012's answer to Dr. Manhattan.
SnapperCarr - 9/6/2013, 11:35 PM
I wonder how this guy even thought of this.
SnapperCarr - 9/6/2013, 11:35 PM
Sagemode and Intruder and Yaboi will need this.
LordHuck - 9/6/2013, 11:36 PM

This is a bit much even for this website.
Egg - 9/6/2013, 11:37 PM
It could be worse...
Banner - 9/6/2013, 11:37 PM
I'll give Ryan Reynolds some of this as a gift.

Cerebro - 9/6/2013, 11:37 PM
Cum on now!
PsyGuy - 9/6/2013, 11:38 PM

this is the best laugh I've gotten from this site!
Lozzy - 9/6/2013, 11:39 PM

nikgrid - 9/6/2013, 11:41 PM
HULK2099 - 9/6/2013, 11:41 PM
Hulk Smash indeed
JDUKE25 - 9/6/2013, 11:43 PM
Maia87 - 9/6/2013, 11:47 PM
Hmm..Gotta love the Hulk one...
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:48 PM
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:48 PM
yeah... the line was just obliterated
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:49 PM
ummmm... call me crazy but wheres the black widow faux vagina?
StarSpangledBruce - 9/6/2013, 11:51 PM
..............Did Marvel license this?
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:51 PM
women get all the toys!
JDUKE25 - 9/6/2013, 11:52 PM
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:52 PM
@starspangled... if not i smell one sticky lawsuit
loki668 - 9/6/2013, 11:55 PM
Why don't they have Senator Stern endorse the Iron Man vibrator? After all, he always talked about "how much pain one little prick can cause".

Egg - 9/6/2013, 11:55 PM
"Puny orifice" : Hulk
JDUKE25 - 9/6/2013, 11:58 PM
loki668 - 9/7/2013, 12:05 AM
Have you seen the deluxe models?

Here's the deluxe Loki version (seen here with the Miley Cyrus extension pole, for all of those hard to reach places *or when dealing with a whore*). It also has the "One-Hitter Clitter-Quitter" head attached.

Here's a new deluxe toy called "The Mister Fister" now "Gemmed, For her pleasure."

loki668 - 9/7/2013, 12:07 AM

sansClaymore - 9/7/2013, 12:13 AM
@loki668 that Loki stick is some se7en shit u sick bastard!
DioFoRio - 9/7/2013, 12:14 AM
lol @loki fister.
sansClaymore - 9/7/2013, 12:14 AM
but if the gem lights up with LED's im all in [frick] it
DioFoRio - 9/7/2013, 12:14 AM
most disturbing scene @Claymore
pintoman - 9/7/2013, 12:16 AM
Shouldn't be on this site.
sansClaymore - 9/7/2013, 12:17 AM
need some scarjo love, shit if these are legit in any way(and i doubt it) tell marvel to give us a whole line of female hero pocket ahem's... yaknowhatimsayin...shaknowhatimsayin...sha...know...wha...im...say...in...
sansClaymore - 9/7/2013, 12:23 AM
@pintoman at the very least the "HULK" should have been left a link for the curious lol
NeoBaggins - 9/7/2013, 12:28 AM
Well, we know which three users are wishing these were real- Tossing and turning in bed, dreaming of shoving these Avenger dildos up their asses.

Dudes creating digital art of fake dicks. smh
loki668 - 9/7/2013, 12:32 AM
I understand why one of these images should have been left as a link but, if any of you clicked this link and DIDN'T expect a giant, green penis then you must be new here. Welcome, and keep your hands safely inside the car at all times.
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