MACHETE KILLS: Alexa Vega Sizzle Reel

My hasn't she grown! Coming Soon have debuted a vid featuring clips of the former "Spy Kid" in action as 'Killjoy' in Robert Rodriguez's upcoming Machete sequel. The director sure does dig cowboy chaps. Check it out after the jump..

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 9/18/2013


Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.


Machete Kills stars Danny Trejo, Michele Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Lohan, Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Antonio Banderas, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, William Sadler, Cheech Marin, Alexa Vega, and Cuba Gooding, Jr. The movie opens September 13, 2013.
Source: Coming Soon.net
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Jakeroo - 9/18/2013, 2:24 PM
FIRST!!!!!! Always wanted to do that! :)

go me :)
Jakeroo - 9/18/2013, 2:25 PM
Also.....DAAAAAAMN!!! Spykid grew up nicely!!!!
JoeMomma29 - 9/18/2013, 2:25 PM
Man she is hot!
GUNSMITH - 9/18/2013, 2:31 PM
SHE GREW UP NICELY
JoeMomma29 - 9/18/2013, 2:36 PM
@ Gunsmith

No she grew out nicely!!!!!!
Natetrix79 - 9/18/2013, 2:36 PM
Ummmmmmmm, Dear 8lb 6oz new born infant Jesus thank you for making the Spy Kids girl a smoking hot chick!!!
BboiBlack - 9/18/2013, 2:50 PM
I DARE ANYONE TO BELITTLE MICHAEL BAYS WORK after the celebration of these films and half naked women and corn and cheese and so on and so forth.
GranGoose - 9/18/2013, 2:50 PM
Spy Hot Mamacita!
RorMachine - 9/18/2013, 2:59 PM
BboiBlack, not that I'm defending these movies because the first one was a load of shite..BUT, it knows it's a load of shite. Bay's movies actually attempt to get you to take them seriously to a point, and properly engage with the story/characters. That's the difference.
GUNSMITH - 9/18/2013, 3:00 PM
DioFoRio - 9/18/2013, 3:07 PM
bboiBlack, these movies know they are stupid...
JoeMomma29 - 9/18/2013, 3:37 PM
@ Grif wow you and I agree on Hobo and a Shotgun. Great movie.
BritishMonkey - 9/18/2013, 3:43 PM
Oh my yes...
And yet still looks pretty good.
kemuael - 9/18/2013, 4:29 PM
She'll make a great Kitty Pryde
KINGPEN266 - 9/18/2013, 4:38 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!!
gaikinger - 9/18/2013, 5:33 PM
why is she trying to kill uncle machete?
TheSoulEater - 9/18/2013, 5:41 PM
@kemuael

YES SHE WOULD!!!
manofmidgard - 9/18/2013, 5:59 PM
nice.

these are crazy fun movies. just wish lohan and gaga weren't gonna be in it.

I didn't know zoe saldana was in this! she's everywhere these days. which works for me. to quote chris evans in the losers, "that is one bad-ass chick!"

wow. jess alba, michelle rodriguez, and zoe saldana all in the same movie. not too mention this chick. that's an awful lot of yummmy.
KingEmperor - 9/18/2013, 6:34 PM
Way to go, Robert "Creepy Uncle" Rodriguez.
theKamizeus - 9/18/2013, 6:36 PM
My my, Carmen sure has grown up very well.
Gosh - 9/18/2013, 7:02 PM
Dare I say...Wonder Women. She has the look and I just did a quick Photoshop cut/paste of Megan Fox's hair and costume from here(http://smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net/806D5E/wordpress-L/images/megan-fox-wonder-woman.jpg)

She could be bad ass. All we need are some great acting chops and a light; but, noticeable accent.
bababoozer - 9/18/2013, 7:05 PM
Nice to see Rodriguez keeping every Latino in Hollywood employed.
eleven59 - 9/18/2013, 8:46 PM
"not that I'm defending these movies because the first one was a load of shite.
BUT, it knows it's a load of shite. Bay's movies actually attempt to get you to take them seriously to a point, and properly engage with the story/characters. That's the difference."

you left out "and then instead of knowing they are shite, Bay's movies actually shite on you"
jaycr - 9/18/2013, 10:50 PM
Alexa was great in Repo The Genetic Opera
osideous - 9/19/2013, 7:27 AM
it's cool that a character he developed for the Spy Kids Franchise, then crossed over to grindhouse/planet terror and now into two of his own movies. however having alexa vega who was his niece in the spy kids movies. now trying to kill him as a completely different character in machete kills is [frick]ing weird man.
superbatspiderman - 9/19/2013, 2:22 PM
Isn't she Machete's niece or is this just completely different continuity from Spy Kids?

@BboiBlack - Yeah there is a difference between these movies and Michael Bay's movies. Michael Bay actually tries to make serious movies but fills them with bad dialogue and half naked women. Machete is not supposed to be serious and is sort of a parody of big time blockbusters such as Bay's films.
JorL5150 - 9/19/2013, 2:44 PM
gusto and i got tattooed by a one legged retarded midget, and all he (the midget) could talk about was how glad he was he wasnt trudy.

the tatt's were terrible, of course, he's retarded.
but hey- you had to be there.
JorL5150 - 9/19/2013, 3:21 PM
its like christina ricci.

you just...KNEW she was going to end up hawt.

but you couldnt say it, or you'r be trudy or sack mode or really reams boys or 69 ballslicked.

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