Honest Trailers: The TWILIGHT Saga

Well, the first three anyway. In honor of the release of 'Breaking Dawn part 2', the lads at Screen Junkies have put together parody trailers for Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse. Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel? Sure, but they're still pretty damn funny!..

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 11/17/2012






They assure us Breaking Dawn is coming soon, so keep an eye out for that. Have any of you seen the latest one in theaters? Come on, you can admit it , we're all friends here! Sound off below with your verdict.









Source: Screen Junkies
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JustCallMeRazzy - 11/17/2012, 7:29 AM
see, its funny cuz its true
JustCallMeRazzy - 11/17/2012, 7:29 AM
also, first
XavierLehnsherr - 11/17/2012, 7:46 AM
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CaptainAmerica31 - 11/17/2012, 7:50 AM
The twilight saga is so.......baddddddd
TheLight - 11/17/2012, 8:09 AM
Let's us all thank God for ending these moody, Abercrombie wearing tools. Now the real vampires can make a comeback!
RorMachine - 11/17/2012, 8:11 AM
I remember years ago when the first one came out, I read a review in Empire I think it was that gave it 4 stars so I was like, ok, might be decent I'll give it a watch. So a girl pal of mine put it on one night and I had no objections. About 20 mins in and I swear I thought she must have put a parody version of it on instead or something..I genuinely thought it was supposed to be some kind of comedy. I think it was the exact moment from that fist trailer above when the fan blows on Edward and he shudders, I realized what a crime against cinema had been committed.
RorMachine - 11/17/2012, 8:21 AM
The only part of your post that matters - "Sure the clip is making fun of Twilight.."
MrSuperheromoviefan - 11/17/2012, 8:30 AM
STARES!
lol
RorMachine - 11/17/2012, 8:36 AM
Nice! Another one like that and I'm sure you'll be very popular with big G. We post most of the "honest trailers" in case you haven't noticed, why shouldn't we post this one that takes the piss out of something the rest of us enjoy making fun of? Your logic is as flawed as your judgement.
RorMachine - 11/17/2012, 8:46 AM
Keep it up.
CharlesLord - 11/17/2012, 8:47 AM
lmfaooooooooooo these movies are so awkwardly terrible that i could barely watch the honest trailers. How do ppl like this stuff?
Nomis1800 - 11/17/2012, 9:08 AM
HAHAHA I [frick]ING hate dat Twilight shit!
Nomis1800 - 11/17/2012, 9:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gd6SkF0uQk
reverendpd - 11/17/2012, 9:11 AM
There's only one word to describe these and that is Awesome! I think that someone... Cough... Cough... Levitkuz... Cough... Secretly loves Twilight and is hurt because the movies are being made fun of. It's ok, you can go see the new one that just came out with all the other 13 year old girls.
bagadoosh - 11/17/2012, 9:38 AM
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EdParker - 11/17/2012, 9:50 AM
LMFPRAO
TheLight - 11/17/2012, 9:59 AM
@bagadoosh

A true cinematic masterpiece.
TheBeard - 11/17/2012, 10:08 AM
iuhgluiblbjjkhkjhkljh - 11/17/2012, 10:15 AM
I think people just enjoy hating on Twilight, whether they've seen the movies or not. They weren't that bad, and I'm not even a fan.
HeadPool420 - 11/17/2012, 10:37 AM
Please keep the Twilight news on this site to jokes and making fun of it please.!
HRDWYR - 11/17/2012, 10:40 AM
THANK GOD THIS IS THE LAST MOVIE!
darkjoker1 - 11/17/2012, 11:00 AM
woooo no more movies i didnt lose all hope in humanty yet XD thnk god no more kristen stewart and her emotionless face XD
THEDARKKNIGHT1939 - 11/17/2012, 11:12 AM
I was never dragged to see any of these movies so I don't really care if it's the last one.
Ric - 11/17/2012, 12:07 PM
I totaly confirm HRDWYR's comment! shit movies
lalosuper3001 - 11/17/2012, 12:25 PM
Okay, am willing to admitit: I LOVE to Hate these movies! They are so bad, and I love watching parodies and sketches about them. It helps me focus all my repressed violence towards a specific subject, leaving my mind clear for actual important matters in my life.
Thanks Stephanie Meyers!
jingorot - 11/17/2012, 1:54 PM
I couldn't even get through the first film. Not only was it bad, but it was boring too.

How are these films making so much money?

Sure, we're not the demographic but I've seen better films intended for teenage girls.
Azazel1 - 11/17/2012, 4:37 PM
I completely respect this franchise. We can all say how bad it is, and how much we hate it, but it doesn't change the fact that Twilight Breaking Dawn part 2 just grossed 72 million in one day!

They know their target audience, know what they want and they market to them beautifully. I can think of a lot worse things my daughter could be reading or watching this is for certain!
marvel72 - 11/17/2012, 4:43 PM
twi-shite is finally coming to an end,i wonder what shit teenage girls are gonna cling to next.......

that hunger games crap.
GuardianAngel - 11/17/2012, 6:16 PM
I saw the first film when it was on TV and almost cried... because of how much the facepalms hurt.
Ranger14 - 11/17/2012, 6:19 PM
So, editors get to post articles like this on main that have nothing to do with nothing and take down popular-voted articles like the Hostess article that connects their products' ties to comic books and CBM's. Galactus' policy on user articles making main is getting handled improperly by some editors here. Second time in a couple days a solid user article compared to some editor articles gets taken down from main. Nothing annoys me more than lack of integrity and ethics.
Jefferys - 11/18/2012, 1:08 AM
Like Fifty Shades of Grey Azazel1? Cause, I kind of like that book. Gives a real deep meaning about love.

But hey, Twilight was a pretty iffy movie. It had its moments… even if those moments were really short. Really short.
SuperSomething616 - 11/18/2012, 1:33 AM
"A film so bland even we're running out of honest things to say!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Parker2017 - 11/18/2012, 2:36 AM
@Spidey31 My goodness we actuality AGREE ON SOMETHING! o.O


"It's not pedophilia because he looks 17." lol but it is :p

"a powerful romance expertise solemnly in stares.*cues epic music that should be used in something that actually would be more fun to watch, like paint drying, or watching RorMachine say BS things, like 'Marc Webb is the greatest director of all time' or Bread on a window still for no reason*"


Oh I Love you Honest Trailers, you guys are always truthful,Honest, and always so fun to watch. Thank Ror.
Parker2017 - 11/18/2012, 2:43 AM
@jingorot Know How I got throughout the first film? saw it as it is. an indy film. It was on a shoestring budget and I like Melissa Rosenberg (She written some of my favorite Dexter episodes, so I know she can write) this was pure paycheck crap, yeah it just grossed alot of money but then again looks like mostly crappy films get high gross(TASM, Twilight Breaking Dawn prt2, Snow white and the huntsman, etc), but some good films Like Skyfall and Wreck-It-Ralph, Avengers, and some other goodies sneak in :) Keep the faith becuase at least we shoudl have soem good movies coming are way.
Parker2017 - 11/18/2012, 2:54 AM
wait so "it's so lazy by twilight standards"? wait can a movie franchise actually make itself Even more bad?
Hitboyj - 11/19/2012, 3:17 AM
Not bad and twilight saga ain't that bad
Shadowelfz - 11/19/2012, 3:59 PM
Hahaha these trailors are so true! Its funny to see people defend them when all you have to do is sit through half an hour of anyone of these movies at any time to know they are the worst piece of film in the history of cinema. Awful in every aspect!

Shovel Face! Bwahahahahaah!

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