You May Want To Think Twice Before Pirating JOHN DIES AT THE END

Director Don Coscarelli (Phantasm, Bubba Ho Tep) has released the following blood-splattered trailer for his new sci-fi horror flick, urging would-be-pirates to pay for the movie instead, thus supporting independent film. Warning: This is a gory one..

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 12/28/2012




And here's the bonkers theatrical trailer too..



In John Dies at the End, it's all about the Soy Sauce, a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. Users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John (Rob Mayes) and David (Chase Williamson), a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can't.










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DukeAcureds - 12/28/2012, 5:19 PM
That goes double for the folks at Disney, Paramount, Warners, Fox and Sony!!!
TheNightmareVirus - 12/28/2012, 5:29 PM
Giamatti: WHAT THE [frick] MAN!?
TheGambitFreakIsBatmanOfCBM - 12/28/2012, 5:29 PM
If you'll indulge my manifest for a second:

1.) Given the oblivious fact it is an "Independent Film", it will not be shown in most theaters, especially Oklahoma. For example, Seven Psychopaths came out months ago, right? Oklahoman theaters NEVER, not 1, had it playing. I have yet to see it because of that.

If I don't pirate this film (Won't waste my time, FYI), chances are EXTREMELY high I'll never make it to catching this flick.

2.) It's a movie, people have video cameras and there is a small little fad going on right now called the World Wide Web... You do the math....
bbarber2323 - 12/28/2012, 5:45 PM
GambitFreak...you should move outta hee haw land...
RonSwanson - 12/28/2012, 6:31 PM
@Gambit You can purchase it legally through Itunes as of Dec 27th. They encourage you to buy it rather than Pirate it.
DioFoRio - 12/28/2012, 6:50 PM
Been waiting for this.
Webhead007 - 12/28/2012, 7:51 PM
I'll just buy it on iTunes.
Silentman - 12/28/2012, 8:08 PM
book's amazing, can't wait to see this
IIIAdamantiumIII - 12/28/2012, 8:24 PM
lol this is only going to make people want to "pirate" this film even more.


SamHell - 12/28/2012, 8:40 PM
angus scrimm
loki668 - 12/28/2012, 9:45 PM
Don't "pirate" this? What?!? Do I look Somali to you?

Lord Loki has spoken
AUSSYACE - 12/28/2012, 10:08 PM
whoelsebutkevin - 12/29/2012, 12:40 AM
Definitely went to High School with the lead guy, Chase Williamson. Pretty BadA
DEATHbyEXILE - 12/29/2012, 2:06 AM
loki668 - 12/29/2012, 2:27 AM
Arrrrr!!! Avast ye movie execs!! Prepare ta be boarded!! We'll be takin' yer women, yer gold, and a copy of John Dies At The End!! Arrrrrrrr!!!!!

Lord Loki has spoken
marvel72 - 12/29/2012, 3:28 AM
sorry after watching that trailer i'm not even sure its worth downloading.
thetrojan - 12/29/2012, 5:27 AM
looks brilliant,you will be obliged to purchase the dvd blu-ray book t-shirt badge ...
DukeAcureds - 12/29/2012, 11:14 AM
GambitFreak@ You're so right, babes, I searched everywhere for The Master, to no avail and I literally chased On The Road all the way down the country at arthouse theaters and missed it by a day or so every time. It's almost as if every film that isn't directed by Micheal Bay has to be pirated to be seen at all.
holeymonkey - 12/29/2012, 8:32 PM
Learn to spell dub. You'll still come across as a bit of an ass, but people will say "Oh well, at least his spelling was ok.".
patriautism - 12/29/2012, 8:43 PM
what's funny about this is, a pirated dvd of this was just leaked online today..
reverendjonnynemo - 12/29/2012, 9:10 PM
just stumbled across 6 pirate links... (and counting)
IronLantern79 - 12/29/2012, 10:08 PM
How does this not say "Pirate me! Download me!!"? This is almost ASKING you too. On the other hand...perhaps you know someone you want out of the way and you ask THEM to download it.... >=)


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Albie - 12/30/2012, 2:46 AM
TheGambitFreak said:

"1.) Given the oblivious fact it is an "Independent Film", it will not be shown in most theaters, especially Oklahoma."

Oblivious?
ComicBookGoth - 12/31/2012, 12:53 PM
i'll buy it.

because the Kurgan.

and because i've been waiting for this sh*t since the 1st trailer, that released forever-ago.

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