Honest Posters: THE AVENGERS, TDKR, TASM And More

We've seen a few "honest trailers", but now Hypable have taken the concept to the one-sheet. What if the posters to some of the biggest CBMs/CBM related movies of last year told the absolute truth? Click on to have a look..

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 1/9/2013










There are some more for the likes of Les Miserable, Silver Linings Playbook and Lincoln over at Hypable, click the link below to check em out.









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AC1 - 1/9/2013, 6:43 AM
The Spider-Man one actually made me laugh a little bit.
ATrueHero1987 - 1/9/2013, 6:48 AM
LMFAO @ the TASM poster!
Toshitheshadow - 1/9/2013, 6:48 AM
The spider-man poster is a bit stupid if you think about it. In the scene where he refuses to help the store owner, I think about 90% of the majority of people in the world would do the exact same thing (after you just had a major fight with your guardians and the store owner was being a douche).
Daven - 1/9/2013, 6:51 AM
hilarious! liked the avengers one.

but bats fixed the autopilot did he not?
so he didn't have to swim?
Otisburg - 1/9/2013, 6:52 AM
FUNNY HOW TDKR POSTER HAS THE MOST CRAP WRITTEN ABOUT IT, JUST HOPE ALL THE IDIOT DC FANS AND NOLANITES SEE HOW MUCH THEY WERE FOOLED INTO THINKING THIS WAS A GREAT MOVIE.
HBarnill - 1/9/2013, 6:54 AM
Those questions are solvable.
BackwardGalaxy - 1/9/2013, 6:56 AM
@Otisburg - Caps lock, buddy. It's okay. We'll wait.
TheDarkKryptonian - 1/9/2013, 7:00 AM
EVERY single one of the TDKR ones was easily solvable. Still funny though.
thatdylhooper - 1/9/2013, 7:04 AM
@otisburg..... are you sill talking about that man? sounds like TDKR was a bigger deal to you then us Nolanites
Jolt17 - 1/9/2013, 7:16 AM
Um, pretty funny...? OK, not really, to be honest.
KNIGHT3000 - 1/9/2013, 7:20 AM
1 frase emphasizes how ridiculously dumb AMAZING SPIDER-MAN was, and that wasn't even the worst part...
KNIGHT3000 - 1/9/2013, 7:21 AM
I didn't watch TWILIGHT and HUNGER GAMES because it was obvious that it was bullsh!t from the get go.
HellsHammer - 1/9/2013, 7:24 AM
Lmao "why doesn't anyone else notice that Bruce Wayne also dies at the same time Batman dies?"
Umm... Because a shitload of other people died pretty much around the same time by the scarecrows court, the ordibary people who killed the rich people when tey ripped them from their homes, the people who died in the bombings and also during the whole cops vs inmates battle. so it's not really as coincidental ad most people think lol
VIRILEMAN - 1/9/2013, 7:28 AM
Man did TDKR suck. By those questions being "solvable" you guys mean fanboys giving ridiculous explanations for these massive plot holes. There is no reason an 8 year old little girl should be able to out jump not only a world class athlete, but bunch of full grown men. What a horrible film.

Denial isn't just river...
MrReese - 1/9/2013, 7:34 AM
Lol those r great! XD
polarkyle - 1/9/2013, 7:35 AM
your telling me uncle ben died because peter didn't have 2 [frick]ing cents
polarkyle - 1/9/2013, 7:36 AM
i don't understand the hunger games one
AC1 - 1/9/2013, 7:40 AM
@teabag exactly! There's some pretty complex physics involved in that scene - essentially, Bruce Wayne's hair acts like a parachute, which not only prevents him from reaching the ledge, but also slows him enough as he falls that his back isn't broken again by the sudden jolt of the rope.

That takes care of one TDKR plot hole, 76 more to go.
GoILL - 1/9/2013, 7:48 AM
These are okay not that great though.
Maximus101 - 1/9/2013, 7:51 AM
Here comes the @itching and whining lol some of those are funny though.
MisterJay - 1/9/2013, 7:58 AM
hahaha the batman one is great xD is my new wallpaper...

here comes the nolanites?
scoobyjas - 1/9/2013, 7:59 AM
Hey guys, don't know if you've heard this podcast b4, but it's pretty funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W_PoL-dXf0
Jollem - 1/9/2013, 8:05 AM
some of these made me giggle. i'm watching the commentary on spider-man right now. there's some good stuff in there
bobevanz - 1/9/2013, 8:06 AM
TDKR was the worst. I'd take batman and robin over it, and thats saying alot lol
gambgel - 1/9/2013, 8:08 AM
the Spiderman man was kind of funny
Mackywatt - 1/9/2013, 8:09 AM
My favorite defense of the TDKR plot holes came from a friend who said: "It's a comic book movie...just go with it."

Then he called me up the next week after he finally saw the Avengers and complained about how unbelievable the movie actually was.

Nolanites will do whatever to protect their creator.
gabriellarkins - 1/9/2013, 8:10 AM
I don't know, I was bothered more in TASM by the whole bit where Peter Parker sexually assaulted Gwen Stacy.
MrEko - 1/9/2013, 8:14 AM
Whatever... Man of Steel is coming ;)
superotherside - 1/9/2013, 8:18 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA all of those are hilarious.
CPIXLEY - 1/9/2013, 8:24 AM
Most of TDKR stuff can be easily explained.
xstryker - 1/9/2013, 8:26 AM
I thought Talia was more like 13. And if you don't think a 13 year old girl can out-jump you, you've never watched Olympic Gymnastics.

Someone explained the ice thing by pointing to the ice scene in Batman Begins. He's Batman.
bestintheworld - 1/9/2013, 8:37 AM
@ManofSuperguy

1. The halucination didn't know the plan, Bane explained the whole thing to Bruce before he left the prison.

2. I was under the impression that he flew the Wing back into the city from Wayne Manor and left it on the rooftop after he returned from the prison. That's how he got back into Gotham.

3. The ending led me to believe that Bruce left Blake the keys to the cave and all the goodies because he trusted him and saw a lot of himself in him. It was more of a "here are the tools, now it's up to you to decide what to do with them".

4. Miranda Tate started the reactor before Fox ever touched the controls.

5. Fair point. Stupid move by Gordon.
Darkhaven - 1/9/2013, 9:07 AM
"Mentioned in the suicide note of the Fox executives that cancelled Firefly"

I don't care where you stand with Joss Whedon, you KNOW that line above is true to an extent :) Somebody out there somewhere is either kicking their own ass or kicking someone else's ass for not keeping Whedon around after the Avengers exploded the way it did.
LAXtremest - 1/9/2013, 9:22 AM
FLAAAAAAME WAR!!! You guys! You guys! Flame war on!!!! Over here!!! Over here!!!
bestintheworld - 1/9/2013, 9:39 AM
@ManofSuperGuy

Oh yeah, Blake is toast....if he chooses to put on the cowl and go do his thing. That being said, Ra's put it best: "The world is too small for someone like Bruce Wayne to disappear."
Zordan - 1/9/2013, 9:45 AM
batman questions are dumb
saidgb2 - 1/9/2013, 9:55 AM
I think the problem with TDKR is that it relies too much on the audience's previous knowledge they learned from the previous two movies (especially Batman Begins more so than TDK), that's why you have a lot of people nitpicking(nope, no plot-holes in there)their way throughout the movie, only to be given logical explanations, that they just ignore for not knowing much about the laws of that universe. So it's kinda the movie's fault because in doing it tried to get away from including too much exposition that will drag the movie even more than it already is.

p.s: there's one true plot-hole that nobody ever talks about which is kind of funny!

"Daggett's plan for hijacking Wayne's company could not have happened. Not only would it be fairly evident that Wayne was not on the trading floor that day, the fact that a terrorist had seized control of the Stock Exchange and hacked into their network would have cancelled all trading that occurred that day and called any trades that went through into question."
jaewest215 - 1/9/2013, 9:59 AM
monkeyballs3 @ LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughin'.
DrDoom - 1/9/2013, 10:03 AM
These guys still aren't funny.
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