Want To Be A "Superhero"? PHOENIX JONES Is Recruiting

Where do the villains sign up?
does he have an arch yet?

Sane people need not apply.

Say what you want about Jones and his gang, this is badass..

This has Afro-Ninja written all over it



go for it bud...live the dream :)

@ hellshammer, yeah pretty easy to be a dikk to a stranger in a mask, while doing nothing yourself. He feeds a lot more homeless folks than kicking the asses of bigots. Pretty easy to sit and poke fun while doing nothing good or bad yourself.

How this moron hasn't got his arse shot yet is pure dumb luck and nothing more.

Washington state must have some of the best weed imaginable. Has mothaf---ers thinking they have Super Powers!!! They shoud have added... (Those who get pussy need not apply)

#See What Kick-Ass Started!!!

People start kicking donkeys left, right and centre. Poor donkeys.

@sarahsatire Finally someone see's what I see, where can I sign up for that?

Phoenix Jones is an MMA fighter lol.

Most of his cronies seem to be the kind of nerds on CBM fat & out of shape geeks.

bitch's insane

These guys crack me up. If you haven't seen the documentary Superheroes, check it out. It's all about these guys. They're all over the country.

I understand wanting to help your community, etc. I'm certainly not against that, but be an EMT or a firefighter or a police officer. We need more of them with positive attitudes who are there for the right reasons.

We have too many of those Zimmerman asshats already. Without a true code of conduct backed up by law, people get a sense of entitlement and that's when bad shit happens.

At least he said they have to have training and that he will test em! That way they don't get a bunch of delusional people thinking they can be a Hero since they kick ass at X-Box! Yes I said Hero not Super Hero! They are regular people with no powers!

normally when a hero turns up normally all the villains suddenly come out of the wood work.

@fettastic...open your eyes man. First off ninjas? seriously man? I read your comments...you're smarter than that. Guys just walking down the street? More like hoodlums. I'm not condoning what these guys are doing...as a matter of fact ..it's fuggin retarded. (guardian angels did it better). It happens to be tough guys trying to start shit and some dorks (one in particular with some striking training) ended it. I wish every state had a mutual combat law(and legalized weed). Oh and Ror you can Be the the Pickled Liver! Or Blarney Stones of Steel.

@ciph....sup,lets get drunk ; )

Restless in the woodwork, finally getting out and about. Turns out chicken first.

@ Ms. Satire, Might not Have to get the cards, but hey, Vill's got lungs too.

fettastic, those drunken pricks are the ones that were behaving antisocially and the "spider-ninjas" stepped in. When they became increasingly aggressive, the cops were called but in accordance with the law of the land they were allowed to settle things with a one-on-one fight, and the lead moron got kicked in the damn face. No, not superheroes, just one guy putting another in his place.

@ mr. Ofthenorthstar, why should you care what happens anywhere?

First off i understand why pheonix does what he does but this is just stupid and dangerous. people who have some fighting expertise today have really little to none real world experience. not every one goes down with one punch. just because you took some mma classes at the y or local gym/studio does not make you remotely qualified. only do this if you have had experience outside of these institutions for many years and have a deep desire to help your community. also please do not follow pheonix, this "call for heroes" will get many unnescesarrily killed (think i spelled it wrong) or hurt as to make a difference you would need to deal with many people who are dangerous and just dont care. a bp vest may protect your torso but not your head and it doesnt take a genious to learn how to shoot. second there have been people in nyc who have been "heroes" for many years even going as far back as the seventies. i have met some of the current ones through circumstance and they have trained in martial arts of various types for most of their lives. they dont like to publicize themselves due to the danger it would bring to their personal lives. anyone who is looking to do this please do not unless you do have extensive training and a desire to do so. on what i hope to the behalf of those i do know do not follow him. this is not a hipster movement like occupy wall street turned into or kony. every city does need its heroes but some might cause more harm than good if they are not prepared. sorry for the length lol

Don't be hatters guys, how many of you have ever had the stones to get in the crap for a random person on the street? Phoenix may not be Daredevil, but he's got the right idea. This group that's being put together isn't any different from the "Guardian Angels" group in New York. Th G.A. have been doing the job for over 20 years and their start wasn't any easier than Phoenix Jones' groups' will be. I say more power to anyone that actually tries to make a difference.

We do have super villains unfortunately in our society. The lex luthors and "jokers" of the world that hurt people physically and financially.

This is his Nemesis so far. Take it with a grain of salt.

His arch nemesis steals food from homeless people, starts bar fights, and pushes old ladies in wheelchairs into the street

GreenLantern1417- That is awesome lol!