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Rorschach01's Transformers 2 Review

My review of "Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen."
Im not a Michael Bay fan. In fact i would go so far as to say that the man's movies stink to the highest of heavens. That being said I really liked Transformers! For some reason, even though all of Bays usual groan inducing crap was there, it didn't matter because giant robots were kicking the crap out of each other!

Transformers 2 is bigger, longer, louder!..but not better. It's still very enjoyable but despite the increased action and running time, it lacks the impact of the first movie. The main reason is that along with all the good explosion type stuff being amped up, that groan inducing crap I mentioned gets amped up too..oh God does it ever.

Good stuff first. The damn Transformers..obviously! Every time any of them are onscreen (except the twins, more on them later) it's just a joy to behold. They smash, crash and yes, explode the hell out of each other and everything around them in some of the most amazing visual effects and action scenes ever committed to film. The opening "Pull over" scenes with Optimus and a giant wheely Decepticon (does he have a name?) is an instant classic and the 3-way duel to the death between Optimus and 3 Decepticons is just one more highlight in a movie full of them...

But, there are also lows. You expect a certain amount of schmaltz in a Bay movie, it's a given. But there is such a degree of sugary crap on display here I nearly lost my lunch. Why Bay feels the need to accompany every early scene Sam and Mikaela share with horrific poodle rock music is beyond me. This guy may very well have the worst taste in music in the known universe. Then there's the "comic relief". I get that this is at heart a movie for the young uns but why is the line between not being that funny and annoying as possible crossed so much. Skids and Mudflap suck. No 2 ways about it, they make your teeth clench. I could handle a few scenes but these 2 morons are in the damn movie more than Bumblebee!..who has now appeared somewhere along the line to have become Sam's pet dog rather than an Autobot Lietenant! Also, Sam's mother seems to have become mentally challenged since the last movie. And if you thought the sidekick computer hacker guy from the last movie was annoying, wait until you see the clown they replaced him with!

Performance wise, it's fine. Fox and Labeouf ain't winning any awards but they are convincing throughout and John Turturro's character is great value, as well as being actually funny in parts.

All in all the sheer spectacle makes this a must see..but its faults are too many to stop it short of just how enjoyable the first one was.

3/5
25 Yes
30 No
RorMachine
6/21/2009

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101 Comments

Well i was waiting for your review ROR !!! ; )

Nice.

TRANSFORMERS ARE NOW (nearly) EVERYWHERE!!! ; D



Lol, i had to do it!
LEEE777 - 6/21/2009, 2:57 PM
the best part was when prime blew up unicron.
grif - 6/21/2009, 3:04 PM
GRIF @ Why don't you just spoil it all for everyone! ; )

Hey anyways, gotta be better than WOLVERINE! ; D
LEEE777 - 6/21/2009, 3:10 PM
amazing fim but room for improvements

1. robots still much to quick on screen when fighting so cant focus on them correctly
2. having jetfire say bollox was cheap..that word never existed when he was around
3 didnt see enough of all robots i.e rc sideswipe etc
4. The fallen didnt really do much in it
5 love to have seen soundwave made more of an apprearence along with lazerbeak and rumble
marcolanni - 6/21/2009, 3:21 PM
sounds like a summer movie to me

SHHH - 6/21/2009, 3:22 PM
What up NeeYawckuzz!
shibazz - 6/21/2009, 3:31 PM
americans really dont have a sense of humor
marcolanni - 6/21/2009, 3:41 PM
I like Michael Bay films and his choice of music.
broken_structure - 6/21/2009, 3:42 PM
also hos roomate was a waste of my time..what a tosser
marcolanni - 6/21/2009, 3:44 PM
Fair play to ya broken_structure! Spose someone has to

Marcolanni, yeah thats who i meant at the end, the room mate, what a waste of space. The worst thing is that he ate into screen time the Transformers could have had while we were watching him cry and get tasered in the balls.

Shibazz people have missed you! Keep It Real has been scouring CBM foe ya
RorMachine - 6/21/2009, 3:47 PM
SHIBAZZ @ Welcome back!!!!! We's all been worried about cha!!!

LMFAO!! Nice vid! ; )
LEEE777 - 6/21/2009, 3:48 PM
i would really like to see an origins movie back on cybertron
marcolanni - 6/21/2009, 3:56 PM
Nice article roar...it isn't out here yet. going to see it on saturday. Grif, thanks for giving it away, you could have at least put a spoiler alert first
spideysweb - 6/21/2009, 4:04 PM
Cheers spideysweb, and Grif gave away nothing, he obviously hasnt seen it yet.
RorMachine - 6/21/2009, 4:12 PM
GRIF @ You bad man!!! : D
LEEE777 - 6/21/2009, 4:14 PM
cool..thanks roar...i am really looking forward to this. my best friend and his family are coming up this coming friday for a week and we are all going to go see it. leee..this might be a stupid question but what is with the D after your sentences. i see you and others using it all of the time but i have no clue what it means..not much of a pc guy.
spideysweb - 6/21/2009, 4:21 PM
i've seen it and I was actually suprised. i usually can guess the outcome of the movie, but in the end it was no where what I had hoped for. It's a good popcorn flick, but it honestly disappointed me. One of my favorite Decepticons was in it for like two seconds and it ruled out half of the possible Unicon possibilities!

And what the hell was with Wheelie? The whole Megan dominatrix thing was a little odd. But the funniest part was Sam and Alice "He'll be doin a Honda, oh yes he will, a Decepticon Honda. Oh blah blah blah."
THEHAWK - 6/21/2009, 4:33 PM
yeah guys it was a joke. cant believe some people actualy believed me. but i will post a full review after i see it.

thats right. the first movie review from grif.
grif - 6/21/2009, 4:45 PM
: D = Its a lil laughing face lol!

Heyyyy im not much of a PC guy either (well wasn't lol), but you get to know all this sh!T! ; D
LEEE777 - 6/21/2009, 4:47 PM
@leee..thanks, wow i am an idiot..lol....i only wish i could figure out how to put pics on here..i signed up to photobucket like you said but haven't figured it out yet...mind you, i haven't spent a lot of time with it yet..btw, how are you feeling buddy?

@grif, glad you were joking man, though unicron being in it would be cool.
spideysweb - 6/21/2009, 5:24 PM
Getting better! Cheers lol! The photo thing, it took me awhile to figure it out, just go step by step, your get it!


LEEE777 - 6/21/2009, 5:34 PM
nice review. u am probably gonna go see this this weekend. on a bit of a side note, does any1 know whatever happened to the planned moon knight tv series?

Woo Hoo!
jallanr - 6/21/2009, 5:47 PM
Ever heard of apostrophes, Rorschach? They're used for contractions and to show possession. Use them.
GazelTGM - 6/21/2009, 6:22 PM
IM sorry did i spoil your reading enjoyment? Pedantic eejit ye!
RorMachine - 6/21/2009, 6:51 PM
FYI....."retarded" is just as offensive as [racial slur].
nybrian5 - 6/21/2009, 6:51 PM
lol, really? i must have missed that meeting. i think you will find that, well, its not..at all! But if it offends you ill change it to..mentally challenged, hows that?
RorMachine - 6/21/2009, 6:54 PM
i think that will make everybody happy rorschach

woo hoo!
jallanr - 6/21/2009, 6:59 PM
Thank you for the change. My son is mentally challenged and I appreciate your compassion.
nybrian5 - 6/21/2009, 7:12 PM
nothing you said in your review had no effect on me, i still find Skids and Mudflap funny, the music is good, and then while you're bashing the movie you say its good, WTF ror?
lilej2 - 6/21/2009, 7:15 PM
The first one sucked and this one will suck even more.
stupify_me - 6/21/2009, 8:21 PM
Awwwe you guys are the best!

@ROR-01 i havenet seen it yet... i want to love this movie with all of the leather i have on my body..... but i saw what you saw from the beginnning... i am not saying that i see as much as you, i am saying that i see what every one else saw from the clips that Douchery abounds in the movie.... i was just hoping that like the rest i am sure ... michael bay would make me believe that Transformers were Roaming the Earth and kickin ass..... But the scenes we saw just cant be overlooked. I am still glad to know what we have to watch is good enough.... Now i ask you, Was Wolverine:BackYardAgains as well? sorry been drinkin and fixin on polishin off these bottles o wine!!! my girly has got that "Look what the Cat dragged in" look in her eyes! Great article though!

oh yeah @Lee777 and KeepItReal- Talk Dirty To Me !!!
shibazz - 6/21/2009, 8:45 PM
Retard is an offensive word only because you give it power to be offensive, while attaching some Pavlovian conditioned response to force your blood to boil when you hear or see the word.
TheMyth - 6/21/2009, 9:56 PM
shibazz--I watched the whole thing. That was great.
Betty - 6/21/2009, 10:12 PM
I'm in agreement with TheMyth. At the end of the day most words really shouldn't have as much power over people as they do, but we allow them to be offensive because for some reason society has decided that. For instance these days if you say retarded you get a bunch of shit for it yet 50 years ago it was the norm. To me it's just about the same as Janitor and Custodial engineer.
stupify_me - 6/21/2009, 10:13 PM
My word is,,, TRANSFORMERS! : D

Lol SHIB @!!!

Um,, er,,, um,, i'll let KeepItReal take over this bit! ; D
LEEE777 - 6/21/2009, 10:30 PM
sounds like they through a pair of "JAR-JAR'S" in there!
dellamorte1872 - 6/21/2009, 10:31 PM
Jallanr @ funny i was just talking about Moon Knight an stuff about MARVEL tv shows earlier, no news, but what do you expect from MARVEL, they promise all these live tv shows an don't deliver!

Dellamorte @ i said that too lol! Seriously though, do we need Robotic JAR JARS too! : D
LEEE777 - 6/21/2009, 10:34 PM
No retarded is NOT as offensive as being called a racial slur. Racial slurs are often cruel and unfair generalizations about a person due to their race or creed. Retarded refers to a person who hasnt developed mentally as well as others, hence the use of the word 'retarded.' Its cruel to call someone retarded, but the term wasnt specifically invented to be derogitory.

Unfortunately, we live in an age where people call each other retarded as an insult, something I loathe (my brother is retarded). I also happen to live in Detroit, and I hear racial slurs used a lot (toward me and my friends) and I can tell you its a hell of a lot worse to be called a racial slur than to be called 'retarded.' Seriously, I'm sorry to hear about your son, but you cant compare these two things.
Shadowelfz - 6/21/2009, 10:43 PM
Oh and great review, Ror. It sounded like you were trying to be open minded without preconceptions due to the Michael Bay thing. I don't like Bay very much either, but the man sure knows how to blow s@#$ up so having him do Transformers wasnt a terrible idea as I initially thought.
Shadowelfz - 6/21/2009, 10:48 PM
Dont get me wrong ror thats a good review but i love how people have there brain so far up their ass they cant just enjoy a film......do you know how crap and unexcessible Transformers would be to the general public if it didnt have dumb humour and @ marcoloni he would Know the word Bollocks cus its been around since the 13th century.

teabag - 6/22/2009, 12:51 AM
Do you know how much better the movie would be if it didn't have dumb humor? Or if it had character development? maybe a little depth or at least something similar to emotion. Instead it's just crap.
stupify_me - 6/22/2009, 1:10 AM
Do you know how little money it would make if that happened.....people say terminater salvation wasn't great but at least it wasnt trying to make people laugh...ok so terminater 2 was a the best and all it was doing was using comedy.
All im saying is advertising a film about a race of giant transforming robots who battle each other without the humour would turn the majority of movie goers away
ITS A FUN FILM and is more in the tone of the gen 1 cartoon.......the kiddies love it and why shouldnt they
teabag - 6/22/2009, 1:30 AM
are you people for real with the p.c. thing now i cant say retard on a dam internet sight you got to be kidding me.
and @ror my wife is an english teacher so i can hook you up with some lessons to make gazeltgm happy ;D . Apostrophes, dude are you kidding me, were not writing for the new york times man, were a bunch of fricking retards writing about comic books. and to tell you the truth most of the articles one this sight are pretty well written go check another sight and compare
and nick cage to go full mentally challenged
ses its just not the same :P
darthstern - 6/22/2009, 1:40 AM
HEHEHEHEHE you said retard ;)
teabag - 6/22/2009, 1:43 AM
Yea good for it the movie made lots of money that doesn't change the fact that it sucks. A FUN FILM as you put it should be a film that is actually oh I don't know good. I don't enjoy crappy films so gotta say Transformers isn't really all that fun for me.
stupify_me - 6/22/2009, 1:45 AM
Cool stupify its not for you and it sucks for you...that doesnt meen it isnt fun for me
Maybe one day we will agree until then heres hoping for Autobot Hamlet
teabag - 6/22/2009, 1:53 AM
Spideysweb...i tried the photobucket thing and i couldnt figure it out (no offence LEEE)
Go to your members page where yo add your avatar ..click new article...then again and you will see an embed icon click that and add your pics...then you can copy and paste where you like
teabag - 6/22/2009, 1:55 AM
Yea everyone has different things that they like. Some people find crap films fun and others don't. We all have our tastes.
stupify_me - 6/22/2009, 2:11 AM
Well i bet your just a bundle of laughs down the pub!!
stupify are you telling me that there isnt one film you like that is actualy crap...you know a guilty pleasure....and i dont mean porn before you roll them off
teabag - 6/22/2009, 2:19 AM
I don't watch porn I have sex it's much better.

I don't enjoy any film that I consider to be crap. The closest thing I would have to a guilty pleasure is a film that I just think is ok. If I think a film is crap then there is no reason to enjoy it. How can you enjoy something that sucks.
stupify_me - 6/22/2009, 2:41 AM
I enjoy my missis and she sucks!!!
and having sex whilst watching porn IS better
come on stupify just name something...i want to understand you
teabag - 6/22/2009, 2:45 AM
Great review Ror!!!

I watched it in all it's IMAX beauty yesterday and agree with everything in the review except for me this was a better film the first one!!

Loved it!
BCat - 6/22/2009, 3:17 AM
WHOAW slow down BCat your not allowed to like this film or stupify will get his dictionary out and push the fact he has real sex .....JK;)
teabag - 6/22/2009, 3:51 AM
lol
jallanr - 6/22/2009, 5:21 AM
I still think its going to be the best movie this summer.
Bandrews1 - 6/22/2009, 5:30 AM
Trust me Bandrews its great
teabag - 6/22/2009, 5:33 AM
Do you even read your comments teabag? They seriously make no sense.
stupify_me - 6/22/2009, 6:15 AM
i don`t get what doesn`t make sense about them stupify. They seem pretty understandable to me. i wonder wut that could mean? lol jus kiddin

woo hoo!
jallanr - 6/22/2009, 6:27 AM
Im not saying i dont want any humor in it, im just saying that it should be FUNNY! Theres no excuses saying well, its a kids movie because look at all the kids movies that genuinely make both kids and adults laugh their asses off. The humor in transformers is juvenile and lowest common denominator. Bay seems to think that unless something is humping something else or there's a big pair of robot balls on display that kids wont laugh..kids are far more sophisticated than he thinks. And anyway, in a movie he will defend by saying its for the kiddies he also has people being blown to kingdom come, bad language etc, so which is it Mike?

Humor (or in this case attempts at humor) in movies is fine but is Transformers a comedy? No. But this plays more like a wannabe Farrelly Brothers movie than an action adventure.

And lilej2, yeah i bashed the things i didnt like, but i also liked lots about it too.
RorMachine - 6/22/2009, 6:30 AM
Man, is VIBROCON in it lol?

I like humor but i draw the line at Transformers with ballz lmao! I could see the TWIN Robots as a bad idea as soon as i saw the picture.

Yeah i know, hav'nt seen it yet, hope i like it at the very least as much as TRANSFORMERS 1!!! (Was never really a Transformers fan till that movie, loved it, i was always GI JOE).

Hey can someone PLEASE tell me if GENERAL HAWK has his cameo in ROTF ??? Or was that internet BS????

Anyone????
LEEE777 - 6/22/2009, 7:45 AM
Which part stupify?????
ROR we must be some dumb ass unsophisticated people here cus the cinema was laughing out loud when they saw the balls......kid's mostly.....and the kid's were lauughing at the swear words....give people a break
teabag - 6/22/2009, 8:25 AM
Yeah of course they laughed! Im not saying kids wont find those things funny, im just saying thats not all they will find funny. The movie could have been less juvenile while still making the little folk giggle. And again i say, is Transformers a comedy?? Its not is it? Then why so much attempts at humor? If a comedy movie aimed squarely at children like Monsters Vs Aliens for example succeeds in being smarter and funnier than a pg13 action/sci fi movie, you have to know something went wrong somewhere.

As for "give people a break", dude im not ragging on anyone for liking the bits i didnt, if you enjoyed them thats your business, im just annoyed at the film makers for tainting an otherwise epic action movie with(imo and a lot of others) pointless crap.
RorMachine - 6/22/2009, 8:32 AM
Beleive me Ror i see where your coming from i really do....but here is where im happy with the way it is....My missis (bless her ) when Transformers came out she refused to watch it...straight out refused cus she didnt want to see a film full of robots talking and fighting each other....i managed to force her to watch it on dvd one day and she loved it because of all dumb humour and light heartedness to it....now she couldnt wait to see transformers 2 and i think alot of people feel the same way as the wknd box office shows it did 71% better than the first here.....sorry im rambling now i suppose its just nice for me to be able to enjoy the same thing as my missis........cus im not watching SEX IN THE CITY
teabag - 6/22/2009, 8:44 AM
Well thanx for clearing that up about if GENERAL HAWK has a cameo in it!!!

Thanx guys! ; )
LEEE777 - 6/22/2009, 10:12 AM
I dont have a clue who general hawk is????????????
teabag - 6/22/2009, 10:15 AM
agreed Rorschach, agreed. well put, this is honestly the classic movie #2 mistake so many damn directors make, they think "oh, sense they loved this this and this lets do this this and this...even more!" prime example (no pun intended) people thought shia's rat dog was funny in first transformers, so what does he do, add another stupid ugly dog...oh oh oh, and lets have them hump each other...that will make this movie so much better then the first one! RETARDED! Great movie, can't go wrong with Robots blasting the $#!+ out of each other, but if any director honestly thinks having their main character kinda die and go to transformer prime heaven is a "good" and essential idea to push the plot along, they need to shoot themselves...twice!
Stfargher - 6/22/2009, 10:16 AM
DENNIS QUAID IS HAWK IN GI JOE! ; )

It was all over the NET that he had a cameo in ROTF as both movies are PARAMOUNT & HASBRO i believed it! God i hope he's in it, that would be so cool!
LEEE777 - 6/22/2009, 10:43 AM
lol, sorry Leee, i forgot to answer ya. No he isnt in it. Or at least, if he is its not a speaking part. He may be farting around in the background somewhere but i didnt see him.
RorMachine - 6/22/2009, 11:06 AM
i thought he sorta went into the matrix, remember like they did in the cartoon a few times. I LOVED this movie, there is a lot they could have improved on but mistakes and all it's possibly the most entertaining comic book related film i've seen to date. It was just so like the cartoon in terms of plot-decepticons trying to harvest the earths sun to make energon- i kinda thought there would've been some mention of unicron but i dont even care, personally i hope they make like ten movies like this then finish with unicron. Roommate dude is irritating but he's mainly only on screen for short periods at a time and the twins where way better than i thought they would've been. It's no thought provoker but still brilliant, i personally cant wait to get it on blu ray and watch it repeatedly til my girlfriend crys.
EvilEd2000 - 6/22/2009, 11:15 AM
AMEN

and no Quaid im afraid...ooh that rhyms

i miss stupify
teabag - 6/22/2009, 11:27 AM
Cmon EvilEd2000 , are you honestly going to tell me that seeing those 2 retards(oops, i mean mentally challenged robots) pricking about for the majority of the movie instead of actual interesting and cool characters like Ironhide and Ratchet was a good thing? Ratchet didn't have ONE line in the movie. Because his time was taken up with the Jar Jar twins! Other autobots just appeared with no mention of who they were and disappeared just as quickly. It was a mess. They should have left the room mate idiot out and instead gave some time to seeing the Transformers converse, build on their characters. The movies is called Transformers after all! Not "You say i love you first Sam"
RorMachine - 6/22/2009, 11:38 AM
UM, darn it argggggghhhhhh!!! That was the bit i wanted to see the most, damn them internet rumor mother frickers! : /

Thanx ROR/TEA! ; )
LEEE777 - 6/22/2009, 11:41 AM
ROR Rstchet did have a line " maybe we should leave earth " when talking to Ironhide sorry not to be too picky
but i agree they did kinda take over from the others and i know everyone say's that there was too much smooching with sam and fox but ther was only a 3rd compared with say spiderman 2
teabag - 6/22/2009, 11:54 AM
I just know im going to love but hate this movie lol, now ive read all this! : D

Stupify,,, dont start lol!
LEEE777 - 6/22/2009, 12:20 PM
Did I read someone's post correctly and Megan Fox is dressed as a dominatrix in this film...Interesting
ironknight27 - 6/22/2009, 12:40 PM
im going to see this movie out of sheer respect, i hated the first one but as a fan ihave to see it. why is sideways referencing the fallen when he has always been unicrons herald.the twins...FUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!why the [frick] introduce these douchebags, where the [frick] are prowl, mirage, hound, et. al. and the balls... that would have been funny as a easter egg if done cleverly by a creative director. if were a ripoff franchise like "gigantic shape shifting robots" it'd be cool but its not. its transformers.it has a history and storyline that should be followed for the fans.in short. [frick] michael bay. [frick] roberto orci and [frick] the other writer. watch a old gen one episode before you start the next film. appreciate it.
theeambassador - 6/22/2009, 1:44 PM
i cant believe how much criticism there is with this movie i went to watch it last night and thought it was great and so did everybody in the cinema there were tons of bits where everyone was laughing especially with the twins, i think most of you have forgotten its meant to be a kids film
topgooner187 - 6/22/2009, 2:41 PM
theambassador you may not agree with the transformers used but i think this movie DOES have the tone of Gen 1...cus that was a no brainer but great entertainment
teabag - 6/22/2009, 2:47 PM
Interesting... So would you say it as good or better than the first, Ror (being this IS Bay film AND a sequel to boot, of course)? Meaning - should I wait for the DVD or spend the extra nickle and go see it in the theater?

Shibazz - Where the HELL have you been? You had Real freaking out when you disappeared. I was afraid that you finally went through with your boycott! You've got some 'splainin' to do, little missy ;)!
loganoneil - 6/22/2009, 3:34 PM
@teabag its not the use or lack of transformers used but how and the way their being used and its [frick]ing up the mythos. did we need beavis and butthead(twins)no. didnt add to the story one [frick]ing bit.jetfire with a [frick]ing beard and a cane.when was wheelie a decepticon? most of the robots are commercials in and of themselves.a redbull truck?and the gen one im referencing is how it was about the transformers and people were the props. i understand studios need to do things for mass appeal and to make them more modern and relevant, but im sure people who enjoy the twins are probably a friend on dane cooks myspace page
theeambassador - 6/22/2009, 3:55 PM
haha, probably theeambassador (although i kind liked Vicious circle!)

Loganoneil, the action scenes are better but its not a better movie. The first one is not half as schmaltzy or annoying and even though its shorter, the Transformers are actually more developed as characters! BUT..it really is amazing to see them in action in 2, id go see it, im glad i did aside from all the crappy bits.
RorMachine - 6/22/2009, 4:12 PM
Well i can care less about Michel Bay And whoes directing And how Megen Fox acted and the twins. It seems like Rorschach01 u went as a fan of the movies than u did of a fan of Transformers. See im going cause im a fan of Transformes and once again u have no say in anything!!!! Rorschach01 >:(
Logan-X - 6/22/2009, 5:24 PM
Well guess what genius, this is A MOVIE about the Transformers! get it? Its not lots of still shots of toys or the cartoon, its a movie with actors and a director. Which part of that is giving you the trouble you nutcase? What would you like me to review if not a movie? The cinema decor?
RorMachine - 6/22/2009, 6:35 PM
So Ror other than all of the negative is the movie worth seeing? And is it true Megan is dressed as a dominatrix?

By the way I also like Vicious Circle, I just saw him live recently.
ironknight27 - 6/22/2009, 7:18 PM
LoganX - I think you're missing the point of Ror's review. Regardless of whether or not Ror's a Transformers fan, there needs to be a helluva' lot more to a successful film than just 2 hours of giant robots kicking the [excrement] outta' each other, with a little PG-13 Mgan Fox T&A session thrown in for eye candy. A successful film NEEDS a decent plot, actors who can ACT (or else all the CGI in the world won't save it!), a director who has an understading of timing, pace and tone, plus a TON of other goodies that go into the finished product. If these AREN'T there (and in the right balance), you would be paying to see an over-blown 2 hour video game (and one you COULDN'T control or interact with, I might add). Hell, even the best video games play like a film nowadays to get the players hooked on the storyline, otherwise we'd all be playing crap like Mario Brothers XXV (how many time can you rescue a princess - REALLY?!) Imagine jerking off for 2 hours, but never getting a payoff - yeah, it's fun in the beginning, but after a while you'd quickly loose interest (plus you'd have to deal with a sore arm, all that raw skin, and a 2 hour 'blue-ball' session - not my idea of a good time... LMFAO!)! In order for the audience to really BELIEVE there are giant transforming robots kicking the [excrement] outta' each other, the film NEEDS all that other stuff! THAT'S why Ror is reviewing all aspects of the FILM, and not just the Transformers in it...

If you REALLY don't give a crap about directors, actors, and all that other stuff, watch Joel Schumacher's 'Batman & Robin' (aka 'Death of a Franchise') and tell me it's a great film - I DARE you to!
loganoneil - 6/22/2009, 8:26 PM
oui monsieur loganx, transformes, moor zan meetz za eyes mon ami
theeambassador - 6/22/2009, 10:22 PM
I liked that it was the seemingly weakest links of the autobots side that went on the mission to get the matrix an basically save the day, it was kinda like lord of the rings when you think about it, the twins and simmons split away from sam and co. to draw off the decepticons(bit like pippin and merry, think thats their right names) they go on to take out the huge decepticon threat that is devastor(christopher lee's wizard) while sam goes on to get the matrix(ring) to optimus(mount doom) as thats their only chance to defeat the fallen (sauron). All this happening while the more warrior-like autobots ie ironhide, sideswipe, ratchet, other ones cant be assed naming help the ill equiped humans (legolas, gandalf etc help ill equiped humans) beat seemingly impossible odds by taking on the much more powerful decepticon army (armies of mordor). Am i on to something here or what
EvilEd2000 - 6/23/2009, 5:22 AM
You lost me at seemingly EvilEd
teabag - 6/23/2009, 5:32 AM
lol, yeah just came to me about 10 minutes ago

EvilEd2000 - 6/23/2009, 5:39 AM
theres also a bit of star wars in there what with megatron calling the fallen master and the fallen calling him his apprentice, lol. Bet the writers thought hmm how could we this one more epic. hmm...i know we'll use a classic plot straight from the cartoon but have the events of the second half roll out bit like they did in lord of the rings, add a hint of star wars as it's also considered epic and we'll slip in an annoying roommate so no one notices.

can't wait to see this movie a second time to make more comparisons
EvilEd2000 - 6/23/2009, 7:39 AM
Um, this one blew the first one out of the water.

I can not stop geeking out about it!

And the Airbender trailer will make all you naysayers stfu.
saymekian - 6/23/2009, 8:03 AM
I cant wait to see this on dvd so i can skip every part where a human being opens their trap and watch the good bits. Should be about...30 mins worth of great entertainment!
RorMachine - 6/23/2009, 9:47 AM
30 mins of entertainment? Damn was it that bad?
ironknight27 - 6/23/2009, 9:54 AM
Nah, its worth seeing. Just dont expect too much Transformer character development.
RorMachine - 6/23/2009, 10:12 AM
And you would think there would be more of that since it is called Transformers.
ironknight27 - 6/23/2009, 10:16 AM
Well i say someone mentally chalenged never had a choice in the matter where as a retard is too retarded to realise he's not mentaly chalenged. IMO, there's a whole world of difference. Oh, am i off topic...? What...? *blink* *blink*
Shaman - 6/23/2009, 10:18 AM
shaman go blink!!....ROR is right dont expect much robot character development just lots of robot fighting...now you decide if you wanna see it or not
teabag - 6/23/2009, 10:31 AM
I'm not gunna actually, i'll wait till someone gives me the DVD for a present or somethin. Never been much of ANY robot fan. You name it:

Gundam
Evangelion
Transformers
Xenogears
Mechwarrior

Hell, i even prefered the power rangers before they got in they're robots. I'm just not the robot type. I mean, i enjoyed the first one but i only went to see it cause i had a free ticket. I still don't own the first one on DVD. And i won't shed a tear over it.
Shaman - 6/23/2009, 12:11 PM
Shaman - POWER RANGERS?!!! To quote a line from 'Bad Santa', "You need therapy. Many... MANY... [FRICK]IN' years of thearpy!" (LOL)
loganoneil - 6/23/2009, 3:42 PM
People who think that just because a movie's existence means quality sure won't want to read the Transformers 2 review in most outlets. Critics have not been giving a favorable Transformers 2 review. The film has been pilloried in the press as having a labyrinthine plot that is ultimately lacking depth, and it received a 20% approval on Rotten Tomatoes, the film review site, and it appears a fast payday loan isn't going to reverse the tide. Director Michael Bay is frequently lambasted by critics as a hack that relies on effects rather than plot, and the Transformers 2 review stream seems to reflect this view, but it likely won't stop people from getting fast cash to watch it.
Nelly09 - 6/25/2009, 11:08 PM
This is the first film I've seen in the movies in two years. I didn't expect much, and I only saw it because I'm learning 3D modeling. It's pretty rough, and aside from the gleaming cg bots tearing each other limb from limb I wanted to tear my hair out. HOWEVER I understand peoples taste in music change. I can't expect them to make a compelling masterpiece out of a kids show.
Aestro - 7/4/2009, 12:19 AM

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