TEABAG Empties His Christmas Sack

With A Big Round Belly And A Bushy White Beard It Comes Once A Year. No Its Not The Mrs...Its Santa And This Is What I want From The Jolly Old Man

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By teabag - 12/15/2011
Well it appears to be the IN thing to create a wish list, and if their is one thing i love its being in things.

So...


Put on the wooly jumper ( Pants optional) turn on (hehehe) the festive music and grab a glass of smegnog and lets have a christmas sing-along








On the first day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...


A GREEN LANTERN PORN PARODYYYYYYYYYY





I love these parodies and out of all the characters given the treatment no one lends itself better than GL
using the power of his ring to bring his enemies to their knees






On the 2nd day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...


A PAIR OF BATGIRL GLOVES





This is the gift that keeps on giving and when this Dark Knight Rises next year ill be wearing these badboys






On the 3rd day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



3 CLASSIC HORROR DOLLS






Im a huge Universal Horror fan and these dolls tick all the right boxes for me..especialy since im not into buying toys but it appears these dont need to be blown up which put me off the last one i bought







On the 4th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



4 NIGHTS WITH LUCY PINDER



hehehe boobs..seriously tho this would be a real treat for Miss Pinder







On the 5th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



A SPIDER-MAN GLOOOWIIING RIIIIIING



When its dark and the Mrs is snoring i get a lil scared so to have something handy to use to light up my bedroom would be usefull..
plus i can think of no better Superhero to rest on my finger






On the 6th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...


NAKED APES A RISING









For me Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes was the best movie of 2011 so its a must to have this on Blu-Ray..PLUS THEY ARE NAKED





On the 7th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



MY MRS ALL NIGHT SCREAMING







I wish i could make her scream in another way but this is all about this hoodie
Im a big Jason fan and i would love to wear this and run to the back of the garden and slowly walk up to the patio doors for the Mrs to see








On the 8th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



8 MAIDS A MILKING







Im going old school with this one
I dont have any cows to milk (The mother in law only visits) but im sure i can think of something







On the 9th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



THE ROCKETEER GN FOR READING





Love the movie and im ashamed to say ive never read anything to do with the character.This collection is vol 1 of the 80's run...i cant wait to open those pages and see that helmet popping out of the pages







On the 10th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...




SOME COMIC BOOK COVER PRINTS FOR HANGING




I need these...i need these more than i need viagra (that alot)







On the 11th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



AN EPIC STATUE OF SIMON WILLIAMS






Im not ashamed to say im a huge fan of Wonderman..he has been one of the most long lived Avengers characters...and this statue captures the look i love the best from over the decades







On the 12th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



SOPHIE READE A DRUMMING




Ok so i ran out of ideas but damn id like to see her jiggle as she bashes out a beat








So to rundown thats



12 SOPHIE READE A DRUMMING
11 AN EPIC STATUE OF SIMON WILLIAMS
10 SOME COMIC BOOK COVER PRINTS FOR HANGING
9 THE ROCKETEER GN FOR READING
8 MAIDS A MILKING
7 MY MRS ALL NIGHT SCREAMING
6 NAKED APES A RISING
5 A SPIDER-MAN GLOOOWIIING RIIIIIING
4 NIGHTS WITH LUCY PINDER
3 CLASSIC HORROR dolls
2 A PAIR OF BATGIRL GLOVES

AND A GREEN LANTERN PORN PARO-DYYYYYYYYYY








Thats the list done and since i have made enough spelling mistakes to make Nuck proud all thats left is for me to wish everyone here at CBM from the regular users to the silent ones and the casual readers..

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS








Teabag out :D
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JoshWilding - 12/15/2011, 6:40 AM
Greatest. List. EVER! Nice work bud! :D

PaulRom - 12/15/2011, 6:50 AM
Best list so far. Good work mate.
marvel72 - 12/15/2011, 6:57 AM
yeah i agree,best list so far!

we will have to work something out sophie reade is on my to do list as well,maybe alternate days.

as for wonderman,i liked him in the 80s with the red jacket & shades,not as much of a fan that i once was but still a cool character.
Greengo - 12/15/2011, 6:57 AM
OLE'!
RunDTC - 12/15/2011, 7:04 AM
how is this news?
hatrick3 - 12/15/2011, 7:14 AM
HAHA! Laughed all the way through and some of those pics will have me hiding my lower half under my desk at work for the next several minutes.

Thanks Tea and Merry Christmas!!
manymade1 - 12/15/2011, 7:15 AM
Amazing list tea. heh I guess some of us will have to dream big to get everything we want.
RunDTC - 12/15/2011, 7:20 AM
@tea: lol, I did get a good kick out of this. nice list.
kylum616 - 12/15/2011, 7:20 AM
best list yet and since its you youl probely get all of it
ThaMessenger07 - 12/15/2011, 7:24 AM
Awesome list Tea! It's not boring like some, not stupid like nuck, and not out dated like Gusto....Love It!

Happy Holidays Pal!
Greengo - 12/15/2011, 7:24 AM
LMAO! Grif is gonna be pissed!

Beware: Run likes it but he will still troll you up : )
Greengo - 12/15/2011, 7:26 AM

DDD - 12/15/2011, 7:26 AM
Yeeeeeahhhhh...Hoo-oo-oo-oo-oo!

TEABAG@ did the twelve days of Christmas!

Looks like I'm gonna half to work something
out with you and MARVEL72@!
Maybe I can get SOPHIE every other WEDNESDAY...
Ya know...HUMP DAY!

RUNDTC@.....
When TEA@ doesn't do aN ARTICLE BUT EVERY 18
months...IT'S NEWS!
LMAO
Greengo - 12/15/2011, 7:28 AM
DDD - 12/15/2011, 7:28 AM
Hey TEA@...Ya ol' sot!

Check out my MARVEL/DC VILLAINS MATCH-UP FANCAST!

It's my CHRISTMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYS CARD to ALL
of CBM!
Greengo - 12/15/2011, 7:30 AM
deadpoolstaco - 12/15/2011, 7:31 AM
that hoodie rocks
Greengo - 12/15/2011, 7:32 AM
DDD - 12/15/2011, 7:51 AM
MAN, I want that hoodie!

I could do so many wunderful e-vile things
with it!

Heh, heh, heh, heh.......
OptimusBurgundyMaximus - 12/15/2011, 8:42 AM
This is easily the most Awesomesauce List!

That Hoodie is Sick mate theres this Iron man hoodie i was gonna get

I believe there already is a Green Lantern parody ....
i saw it for sale in Tescos

I would only need 4 minutes with Lucy Pinder... giggidy
Cos my mind would explode just from her scent Trolololol
darkknightmare2012 - 12/15/2011, 10:02 AM
sophie howard is .. amazing.
RacerREX - 12/15/2011, 10:12 AM
Funny stuff as usual Tea!

MovieMaster - 12/15/2011, 10:21 AM
Best list ever! BTW thought I'd depress you a little bit teabag... Lucy Pinder lives 2 minutes away from me :)
Fastestmanalive - 12/15/2011, 10:51 AM
Great list teabag, u crack me up as usuall, I was laughing the whole way thru.

And DAMN!!! Sophie Reade has nice boobs, I dont remember them being that big.

She has turned her B's into C's, and for that I give her an A. ;)

happy holidays, and remember if u get Sophie, sharing is good holiday spirit.
nuck82 - 12/15/2011, 11:10 AM
i think its missing something......... i just cant put my finger int it........ more boobs maybe???


maybe a new butt plug?
marvel72 - 12/15/2011, 11:43 AM
@ ddd

i'm shore we can work something out,it is the season of giving & recieving. :D
6of13 - 12/15/2011, 12:54 PM
The horror...Nuckitis is spreading...nobody is immune!

Anyway, this is a awesome list. Merry Christmas and a Happy Chanuka to you :)
LucasMend - 12/15/2011, 1:40 PM
haha Best list so far. sophie reade and lucy pinder for me too heh :)
StrangeBlackPantherDoctor - 12/15/2011, 2:23 PM
LOL this is awesome.
m1312020 - 12/15/2011, 2:27 PM
As long as its this
Photobucket
Not this
Photobucket
I'm in for a Green Lantern porn.
MovieMaster - 12/15/2011, 2:28 PM
teabag@ Seriously? Blimey. My friend's sister knows her, so she could hook up some autographs for me and my buddy, he's kinda addicted to porn :P Obviously he wanted more than an autograph, he wondered if she did birthday parties nudge nudge wink wink ;)
headlopper - 12/15/2011, 4:16 PM
...and you deserve EVERY DANG THING on that list!

And if Santa doesn't come through this year...it uhhh, because...BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXISTS MAN!

I'M SORRY!!! SO , so sorry to have to be the one to tell you.

May your Christmas balls be ANY color but blue!

Peace!
mgeoff88 - 12/15/2011, 4:25 PM
Lol! This is an awesome list.

And since I'm really feeling the Christmas spirit...



What the heck, it's a time for giving right?



Cheers! You have a very merry Christmas too. :)
Cerebro - 12/15/2011, 4:36 PM
Most well thought list, unique and funny. Great job.
hush - 12/15/2011, 4:51 PM
@ teabag

Damn you, i've been working on mine for a good couple of hours

And I totally forgot any Christmas boobs

Happy Christmas Dude
SHHH - 12/15/2011, 4:55 PM
Great List... Should Be On Main..
MaddMonkk - 12/15/2011, 7:17 PM
almost identical to the things I want!
AlexDeLarge87 - 12/16/2011, 5:39 AM
Great list man! Who wouldnt want boobs for christmas!;) And of course that amazingly badass hoodie!
WinterSoldier24 - 12/22/2011, 4:51 PM
@Tea You, sir, are one badass mutha[frick]a!!!

<3
DEADHEAD - 2/24/2012, 10:04 PM
mmm

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