New GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Clip; "I'm A Warrior...I Do Not Dance!"

New GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Clip; "I'm A Warrior...I Do Not Dance!"

"A great hero named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing is the greatest thing there is." Hit the jump to check out this very humorous clip of Peter Quill/Star-Lord (Chris Pratt) attempting to teach Gamora (Zoe Saldana) the importance of dance...

From Marvel, the studio that brought you the global blockbuster franchises of Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers, comes a new team—the Guardians of the Galaxy. An action-packed, epic space adventure, Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the entire universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits—Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon, Groot, a tree-like humanoid, the deadly and enigmatic Gamora and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Quill discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand—with the galaxy’s fate in the balance.

Starring Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel, Lee Pace, Michael Rooker, Karen Gilian, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Glenn Close and Benicio del Toro, Guardians of the Galaxy is set to be released on August 1st.

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Abary - 7/29/2014, 8:04 AM

Abary - 7/29/2014, 8:05 AM
"A great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing is the greatest thing there is."
Abary - 7/29/2014, 8:06 AM
A lot of this movie's humor is going to come from Quill saying all this stuff about traditions and whatnot from Earth and all the aliens around him are like "WTF".
SuperCat - 7/29/2014, 8:10 AM
Warriors don't dance. They lean back.

DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:11 AM
man..that is such a comic booky space background..i love it!!
Chcl - 7/29/2014, 8:11 AM
I can't wait anymore! : (
DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:13 AM
hah.. that was he really admires his rebels and outlaws ala John Stamos and Kevin Bacon
Gusto - 7/29/2014, 8:13 AM
Big Pun ain't got nothin' on Nomis Ocean.

DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:13 AM
MarkyMark-that is fake,its someone phtoshopped it..that is a old set pic of snake eyes
SuperCat - 7/29/2014, 8:13 AM
LOL @ MarkyMark

That image is never going away!
Gusto - 7/29/2014, 8:13 AM
LMFAO...Marky's just tryin' to make enemies.
Starfox - 7/29/2014, 8:14 AM

jonah hill oscars cut it out gif Imgur
MrCBM56 - 7/29/2014, 8:16 AM
Cruel? Obviously she hasn't had a stick up her butt.
Omarvls - 7/29/2014, 8:17 AM
I hope to God this movie is a big Hit

But....that sounds too cheesy

DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:17 AM
MrCBM56-i tihnk Quill wants his stick up her butt...oh man..that went alittle too far
Superheromoviefan - 7/29/2014, 8:18 AM
Lol, earth has the most wierd stuff in the universe
DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:18 AM
Omarvls-yeah..Star lord is a 80s kid and he would have those refenreces..his humor would come from his 80s references
DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:20 AM
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 8:21 AM

Did Ciph die?
DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:22 AM
i love how the song from Quills walkman is playing low in the background
MrCBM56 - 7/29/2014, 8:23 AM
@Yoss he's been gone for 'bout a week ;(

He'll come back... *looks at the sky* He always does.
lawndart - 7/29/2014, 8:24 AM
But does she pole dance?
DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:25 AM
i cant quite make out what the song is
RorMachine - 7/29/2014, 8:28 AM
This was funny..but it's probably the least funny gag in the movie. That's how damn hilarious it is.
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 8:29 AM
Good. I'm glad he is safe. I worry about him.
DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:29 AM
i honestly was expecting this movie to get more mixed reviews due to its sense fo humor..Gunn has a specific sense of humor that works for some people and not for far..its been kind of right up my alley but we will see
Vegeta - 7/29/2014, 8:29 AM
This clip was kind of lame.
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 8:30 AM
That's the first clip I've watched since trailer 2. I thought it was funny.
MrCBM56 - 7/29/2014, 8:31 AM
@Ror when are you dropping your review?
Floke - 7/29/2014, 8:32 AM
@Yossarian Isnt Taco Bell the dirties name ever? The bell in the taco.. isnt that like.. the man in the boat.. The tickler?
m0th3r - 7/29/2014, 8:33 AM
That was awesome..or your too young to relate..

Seeing as Quill was kidnapped during the same childhood timeframe as some of us (old people..i was a kid of the 80s) I bet this isn't the last joke like im wondering if we get a Luke Skywalker or Even Planet of the Apes jokes...

The movie is at 97% on RT..out of 30 reviews one was bad, and that [frick] gave Cap2 2.5 out of 4 stars..same as thats says something..the movie rocks
YoungThanos - 7/29/2014, 8:34 AM
Then he should've said, "No those people are called Fox-lovers, they were born with them up there."
RamonSuarez - 7/29/2014, 8:35 AM
LOL @ Footloose
DannyRand1225 - 7/29/2014, 8:35 AM
man..this movie is tailored made for me and it also nails the tone of the comic perfectly from what i have seen so far ..i have heard its very funny, very action packed but has characters that u connect to and is an emotional film aswell..just my kind of film
RamonSuarez - 7/29/2014, 8:36 AM
"That was awesome..or your too young to relate.."

ATrueHero1987 - 7/29/2014, 8:37 AM
Haha, that was good
dutchman - 7/29/2014, 8:37 AM
ALegendaryPanda - 7/29/2014, 8:37 AM
This clip was pretty funny lol. I can't wait to see this on Friday, and YoungThanos is a truly sad individual
Nomis - 7/29/2014, 8:38 AM
@ Gusto - Don't Hate! Appreciate!

yossarian - 7/29/2014, 8:38 AM
@Floke - Yeah for sure. It is for sure a perverted name. I also like how their logo is a boob. I bet a corporate gig at Taco Bell is fun as shit.
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