UPDATED! WIN! RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION “Human Hand” Autographed by Milla Jovovich!

<font color='red'>UPDATED!</font> WIN!  RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION “Human Hand” Autographed by Milla Jovovich!

Whether you’re a Resident Evil fan, a Milla Jovovich fan, or simply a zombie fan, you’re not going to want to miss out on this awesomely creepy and unique Resident Evil: Retribution movie tie-in item! WINNER ANNOUNCED!

Hey, CBMers! It’s me, Brent Sprecher, former editor, comic book junkie, movie head, and star f*cker, back from the dead to offer my former minions and all of you newbies out there a chance to own an awesomely creepy and unique movie tie-in item: a severed "human hand" autographed by the new queen of sci-fi action movies – surpassing Sigourney Weaver’s four-movie Alien streak – Milla Jovovich!

“What’s this about a ‘human hand?’” you ask, incredulously.

It’s just that, a “human hand” manufactured, inspected and distributed by the evil Umbrella Corporation to keep the t-Virus infected zombie hordes in check. [CBM’s attorney, Foggie Nelson, has instructed me to inform you that it’s not actually a human hand, but a pretzel painted with edible dyes to look like a human hand. Like you thought it was real!]

“Wherever did you get such an awesome thing?” you inquire, enthusiastically.

I had a chance to chat with Queen Jovovich about the latest chapter in the Resident Evil movie franchise, Resident Evil: Retribution, at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con and she was gracious enough to sign my “human hand” not once, but twice (the pen broke through the plastic when she signed it the first time, no doubt infecting all of us with the t-Virus, so she signed it a second time on the paper label), and now I’m offering it to you as a sort of “thank you for being a fan of my work back in the day and for welcoming me back to CBM. In addition to the “human hand,” I’m also including a bottle of official Umbrella Corporation hand sanitizer, guaranteed to stop the t-Virus from turning you into a flesh-eating zombie.

“I want it, I want it! How do I win it?” you shout, as you realize a life-long dream of owning your very own “human hand” autographed by smoking hot former model and superstar actress Milla Jovovich is within your grasp.

That’s simple...

Just give this article a “thumbs-up” below and leave a comment about what you love about the Resident Evil franchise and/or Milla Jovovich. I’ll pick one of you at random and contact you via email. You send me your home address and I’ll send you the autographed “human hand” and Umbrella Corporation hand sanitizer. Winner will be chosen Friday, September 7th, so that you can get the goods before the movie opens on September 14th!

NOTE 1: Item is PERISHABLE. I’ll ship it frozen, in a Styrofoam container, but the freshness of the item is NOT GUARANTEED (especially if you live outside of the Continental United States).

NOTE2: The item is edible – I took a bite of a different “human hand” just prior to my interview with Jovovich – but it tastes pretty horrible.

UPDATE: 8/31/12

We have a winner! After putting your comments into my BRaiNiaC 5000 super computer (patent pending), the winner of the edible "Human Hand" autographed by Milla Jovovich is...


An email has been sent to imaginejim. If he does not repond within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen at random from the remaining commenters. Thanks to all who participated!

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Filed Under "Horror" 8/31/2012
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bsprecher - 8/24/2012, 8:58 PM
No first-ing in my neighborhood!
cj5590 - 8/24/2012, 9:06 PM
My crush on the badass Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat, or Leeloo, will never die
JerseyJoker - 8/24/2012, 9:09 PM
I'd leave that hand in my freezer, freak the hell out of my girlfriend and then eat it in front of her and make her question why she is dating me in the first place.
MisterMagurlypse - 8/24/2012, 9:09 PM
Mama said...if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all. So.....................
csdot - 8/24/2012, 9:11 PM
soooo hot.
XtommygunzX - 8/24/2012, 9:12 PM
Jill. Nuff said.
REDSTORM - 8/24/2012, 9:15 PM
Jill Sandwiches are super delicious.
95 - 8/24/2012, 9:19 PM
Milla is completely watchable and so are the films. For the most part.
baneofbatman - 8/24/2012, 9:23 PM
Your winner has arrived . Que the puscifer music NOW.....:)
baneofbatman - 8/24/2012, 9:26 PM
in summation, what's not to Love about milla....she's the bees knees.also the cats pajamas. FYI.
bayouboyz - 8/24/2012, 9:29 PM
I love Resident Evil because it was the first video game to terrify me as a kid.
CharlesLord - 8/24/2012, 9:39 PM
but what if i DONT love the RE franchise? lol
afterlife666 - 8/24/2012, 10:01 PM
nothing better than milla and all the rest of resident evil babes kick zombie ass its a masterpiece \m/
purvebsc - 8/24/2012, 10:04 PM
The ending to the original Resident Evil movie is the most badass zombie movie moment I know. I love it more than the helicopter kill in dawn of the dead, the celebrity takedown in the remake of dawn of the dead, the ending of the original night of the living dead, The smart zombie in Day of the Dead, all of the sequels and remakes thereof,the entire return of the living dead franchise, the guy driving a plane through a relative in Undead, and the record fight from shaun of the dead.
scrface11 - 8/24/2012, 10:05 PM
Love me some zombies almost as much as milla jovovich
jimpinto24 - 8/24/2012, 10:08 PM
I love Jill Valentine.
DeadpoolVSPunisher - 8/24/2012, 10:08 PM
Milla is hot. Thats what I like about this franchise. :)
DEATHbyEXILE - 8/24/2012, 10:24 PM
Something I like about the RE films.Umm...Nemesis looked like his video game counter-part so there's that.
DEADP0000L - 8/24/2012, 10:25 PM
Milla Jovovich is the woman !! you know like the man but she is the woman ! yeah you know it
CPBuff22 - 8/24/2012, 10:32 PM

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BubblesShedAndBreakfast - 8/24/2012, 10:34 PM
I'm waiting for the Resident Evil XXX parody!
SpencerOldman - 8/24/2012, 10:39 PM
This is my first comment on CBM, and to be upfront and honest I'm not the biggest Resident Evil fan. However, my girlfriend's favorite movie series is the Resident Evil saga. She would forever be thankful if I was picked to receive this one of a kind souvenir.

On a side note, I do plan to start commenting and posting on this site. It's one a few that I lurk, and I feel I should contribute a bit more
Tavaron - 8/24/2012, 11:05 PM
The RE films were ok, but Milla was best in the Fifth Element or maybe Dazed and Confused. Defiantly not the Messanger.
GodzillaKart - 8/24/2012, 11:07 PM

I love you Milla.
bsprecher - 8/24/2012, 11:09 PM
@SpencerOldman: Right on! Join the fun!
bsprecher - 8/24/2012, 11:10 PM
@JerseyJoker: I put it in my fridge at home and my girl freaked out when she first saw it. I heard her scream from my office upstairs.
bsprecher - 8/24/2012, 11:11 PM
@DeadpoolVSPunisher: I second that!
WildCard12 - 8/24/2012, 11:16 PM
Just putting my opinion out there but I think Guy Pierce would be a great Chris Redfield.
amyacidburn - 8/24/2012, 11:19 PM
I would love to win that. I'm a big fan of Resident Evil, the games and the movies. Milla Jovovich is awesome! When they introduce Alice I wasn't glad at first because she wasn't in the games but wow she just blew me away, I love that they brought this great character in the Resident Evil series, she is great and made the movie more alive. When I saw the first licker I was more into the movie. To see this creature in the big screen is beyond any word I can think of. I really enjoyed the new character Alice, and it would be great if they could add her in the games. In the ending of the 1st movie the part when they said "I want him in the Nemesis program" wow I couldn't believe what I heard, I think I couldn't move, I was too shocked. Being a fan of the games I got to say that I enjoyed all the movies especially RE: Afterlife because it had so many things of the RE5 game*
jokerharleylove - 8/24/2012, 11:29 PM
I happen to like the films along with Milla Jovovich. I collect tons of movie memorabilia and this would be so freaking cool to add to my collection!! Whoever wins I wish them luck :)
Cerebro - 8/25/2012, 12:27 AM
it will be good to rent.
batman001 - 8/25/2012, 12:33 AM
I love the series because you never no what stuff they'll do
bsprecher - 8/25/2012, 1:02 AM
@Bomberman: Just been busy. I write entertainment news for Reelz Channel, just designed a bunch of characters and drew the cover for a new superhero role-playing game called Capes, Cowls and Villains Foul, have a 4-issue comic book coming out starting in December (finally!)...busy, busy, busy!

But, I really missed the CBM community! Plus, Galactus said he needs a new herald, so...
JillValenfield - 8/25/2012, 2:37 AM
Ok, I'm not a fan of the movies but I still enjoy watching them. This is kind of a surprise, because they don't usually give such cool things for the fans. That's one really scary hand but I LIKE IT!!!

Lol, it would be awesome to use it for scaring other people :D
GUNSMITH - 8/25/2012, 2:46 AM
IronFist2099 - 8/25/2012, 3:13 AM
Love all things Resident Evil & Love Milla Jovovich! 'Nuff Said!
DrNomid - 8/25/2012, 3:15 AM
I love the way she speaks Russian, her accent is so adorable!
Killswitch32 - 8/25/2012, 3:32 AM
Love the Resident Evil movies!!!! and everything Milla
edmundo - 8/25/2012, 4:32 AM
I would give my g/f a hand in marriage
jessepostal - 8/25/2012, 5:12 AM
I'd like it in my movie memorabilia,very cool piece, I'd also like to scare the ol lady a few times, there's a huge bear in my backyard every morning that she thinks is going to eat her, and this could make that a little more believable:)
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