Get your "she can punish me anytime" jokes at the ready, as Alyssa makes for a very sexy but tough looking female version of Frank Castle (Francine Castle?). Check out some great movie poster style snaps from photographer Jeff Zoet after the jump..

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GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 5:48 AM
Meh...She's hot, but in a generic, manufactured kind of way. She doesn't really stand out from any of the other fake blondes with great bodies and boob jobs that oversaturate our society.

As for the cosplay itself, I began losing interest at the third photo when she was wearing short denim shorts, and it completly lost me on the fourth image where you can see that she's wearing what appears to be flats. That isn't cosplay, it's a hot chick wearing a Punisher shirt.

Show me a naturally hot woman (like Charlize Theron or Mila Jovovich) wearing a Punisher outfit, (without half of the costume looking like a girls' night out,) and looking like she'd rather blow your brains out than sit on your junk and take it for a spin, then I'll be interested.

These photos, okay at best.
RorMachine - 11/21/2012, 5:51 AM
"blondes with great bodies and boob jobs that oversaturate our society."

Yes, far too many of em..time for a cull I say!
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 5:51 AM
I will say that, if all the photos were more like the first and second, I would have been more interested.

And I'm not insinuating that the girl isn't hot; I just think that she's hot like every other Barbie doll wannabe hot chick I've ever seen. It gets boring after awhile...
imnotwearinghockeypants - 11/21/2012, 5:52 AM
Vengeance has some giant titties.
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 5:53 AM
@Ror-Saturate society with more redheads with boob jobs and great bodies, and I'd shut my mouth. ;)
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 5:55 AM
Tea@ Great picture. Where'd you find that little treasure? That's bloody AWESOME!!!!!
RorMachine - 11/21/2012, 6:00 AM
Tea, where the Hell have you been? A lot of people thought you got the boot!
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 6:01 AM
Tea@ Who doesn't, Brother? Even our favorite superheroes need to get some once in awhile. It makes them easier to relate to.
If I were Spidey, I'd have an erection all the time whilst web swinging. (Due to the intense rush and thrill.) It would cause some mad wind resistance, though.
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 6:03 AM
About the model in the article, she needs something to make her stand out and be more noticeable. (Face wise. She obviously has things standing out already.) I say, put a mask on her, and squeeze that ass into a Ms. Marvel or Mockingbird costume. That, I'd buy.
RPD - 11/21/2012, 6:05 AM
More like "The Poonisher"...
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 6:12 AM
jlabatman0511@ Dude!!! Can you enlarge that last pic? She's HOT!!!!!!!

Okay, seriously. The one in the red makes my manhood go "da-doing-doing-doing".

[email protected]? An average spider? Lucky... *sniff*
Mugwamp - 11/21/2012, 6:15 AM
Anyone who says anything negative about this woman needs to be beaten with a bamboo cane and banned from this board forever! Maybe I'm too low brow, maybe I'm not sophisticated enough to break down all the subtle nuances of why she doesn't represent the perfect, female Punisher. Or, maybe those who don't like this woman are batting for the other team, eunichs, or blind and just typing random crap in to sound socially elite.

Pretty face, great what's the problem again?
sameoldthing - 11/21/2012, 6:20 AM
Shes hot but does not know how to handle a rifle..a penis,yes but a rifle no.
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 6:21 AM
Mugwamp@ No need to be so nasty, man. I'm just stating my opinion. And, if you've read all of my posts, you'd see that I don't find her unattractive.
Why don't you tone down the seething hatred a bit, dude? Everyone else so far has been able to either jokingly state a different opinion, or just state their own opinion. We're all entitled to them.
Relax, Bud, and have a tall one. Or roll a J. Whatever does it for you.
Peace, Bro.
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 6:23 AM
jlabatman0511@ Dude, you are my new hero. I just got a little misty eyed.
My day is made.
hellfire - 11/21/2012, 6:23 AM
F*CK ME...

that was more of a request than a reaction by the way.
AlcoholicA - 11/21/2012, 6:24 AM
3rd pic.....DAT ASS!
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 6:34 AM
Tea@ Man, you have myself AND my lady in stitches over here. That $h!t is hysterical!!!!
JonStarkgaryen - 11/21/2012, 6:34 AM
This chick makes me thankful for my wife...way hotter!
Gauntlet - 11/21/2012, 6:35 AM
Very hot, but Callie Cosplay still trumps all others for me.....;)
Shadowelfz - 11/21/2012, 6:38 AM
Not a big fan of blonds but damn she's hot! I tend to agree with GhostZillaRider there is nothing unsexy about blonds they are just a bit overexposed I guess.

Also not a fan of redheads, but again its not because they are unsexy. Everyone I've ever mets been psycho, including my ex...

Still, no matter what hair color a sexy woman is a sexy woman, period. Hairs about the least important thing really.
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 6:41 AM
I went back and looked at these pics again, and came to the realization that this isn't a cosplay shoot; They're shooting for the cover of a porn. Seriously, I can just imagine walking through the Ol' Naughty Shop and finding this little treasure on the shelf. THAT, I would pay for.
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 6:47 AM
Shadowelfz@ I like me some black haired women almost as much as redheads. That being said, you're right about a sexy woman being sexy, regardless of hair color.
On the flipside, me being me, I find different things sexy on different women. Some women, their hair style and/or color actually makes them less sexy, whereas some womens' sexiness level is greatly enhanced by their choice of hairstyle and/or color. I feel that hair is an important part of the overall picture, and it does play a part in how appealing I find some (emphasis on some) women.
Now, if somebody confronted me with some images of really sexy bald chicks, that would definitely be the exception. (Bald on top, guys. Let's keep this convo where it belongs.)
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 6:48 AM
Tea@ and the Incredible Hunk
Dedpool - 11/21/2012, 6:58 AM
I was loving them til the one with the jeans and sandals? Really? That just killed it for me cause it looks so wrong, otherwise PUNISH ME!!
hellfire - 11/21/2012, 6:59 AM
Tea@ I thought it was called Men In Black.. Men
hellfire - 11/21/2012, 7:02 AM
More cleavage with a pair of thigh highs and I'm there :-P
GoILL - 11/21/2012, 7:14 AM
She has the type of body I like on a woman.
marvel72 - 11/21/2012, 7:21 AM
i'd like to punish-her.

sorry i didn't read all the comments before posting,just in case someone has used this joke all ready.
GhostZillaRider - 11/21/2012, 7:25 AM
marvel72@ You're good. In fact, I'd like to tip my hat to you for being the first to use that one. The 52nd comment, and you've got dibs on it. I like your style, man.
marvel72 - 11/21/2012, 7:49 AM
@ GhostZillaRider

why thank you kind sir,i have my moments.
ImnotDaredevil - 11/21/2012, 8:03 AM
In the name of all things scooped,rounded & flesh coloured Teabag is all good! I've been listening to 'cup of brown joy' by professor elemental all day in what I presumed was your memory! Glad to see your all good my good man;)
Optimus83 - 11/21/2012, 8:16 AM
I love this Lsdy Punisher. ...
GLprime2814 - 11/21/2012, 8:21 AM
Guess the movie.
dezdigi - 11/21/2012, 8:31 AM
This a great article and great comment thread!
Jer3miah - 11/21/2012, 8:35 AM
Wow. I think the best female Punisher I've ever seen, and I've seen plenty. She looks incredible. Incredible enough to make a film about her as this female version. Just... wow.
Astro - 11/21/2012, 8:39 AM
Ohh I'd Punish-her!
HachibiTheMC - 11/21/2012, 9:14 AM
hot chicks w/ guns...ALWAYS Hachibi approved.
GUNGRAVE1 - 11/21/2012, 10:51 AM
punisher come and get me.
HachibiTheMC - 11/21/2012, 11:39 AM

These two definitely get a "salute" from my Drill Sergeant and Two Privates

awesome find. I'll give her a 7.5 outta 8 tails

Jubblies and machine guns...a PERFECT combination
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