Krang 2012 Update #7

Krang 2012 Update #7

It's been a rough go of things lately for Krang's presidential run. Money is tight, polls are low and only about 0.004% of the population may vote for Krang, but there's still two weeks until election day so find out how you can support Krang!

Hello remaining Krang supporters!

Things have been very difficult this last week here at the Technodrome. First, last week we reported that four states Montana, Arizona, Missouri and North Carolina were firmly Krang states according to the Real Clear Politics MAp showing them in Krang's trademark Pink color. We have since come to find out that those are actuyally states that are leaning toward voting for Governor Romney. The campaign has since written a very strongly worded letter (a death threat stuffed with anthrax) to the people over at RCP about this, but they have yet to respond. Needless to say, this did not please Krang when he found out about it, and he pledged to destroy Montana, Arizona, Missouri and North Carolina upon his first day in office (Which means residents in those states still have time to cast your ballot for Krang and then move before Krang assumes the presidency on January 20th).

The other setback this week was the discovery that it is way past the deadline in any state for Krang to appear on the ballot as a candidate. So, on election day, please write in Krang on the ballot for president. That's spelled K-R-A-N-G not K-R-A-A-N-G as some have been spelling it recently. We can still make the Krang Revolution happen, but it's all up to you!

Finally, we here at Krang 2012 have a great way to promote the Krang 2012 write-in campaign: Krang pencils! These pieces of Krang memorabilia are a compact 3.2 inches long, the perfect size to carry in your pocket on election day. They are made of fine mahogany or some other wood and have "Krang 2012" meticulously hand-written on each one. There is a limited supply of these pencils, as the people at the miniature golf course have banned Bebop and Rocksteady from coming back. So act now and one of these limited edition Krang 2012 pencils can be yours for only $139.95. Be within the first ten orders and receive free shipping! All proceeds will go to the Krang 2012 Presidential Campaign.

Well, that's all for this week. Keep getting the word out there, Krang needs our help now more than ever.

From the desk of
Krang 2012 Campaign Manager
Posted By:
Brian VanHooker
Member Since 7/6/2012
Filed Under "Other" 10/25/2012
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DaenerysTargaryen - 10/25/2012, 7:01 PM
Skrew that. I'm voting for Pancakes!
scruffylookingnerfherder - 10/25/2012, 7:01 PM
Front page? -___-
MarkJulian - 10/25/2012, 7:13 PM
FirstAvenger - 10/25/2012, 7:14 PM
Are y'all serious?
DEATHbyEXILE - 10/25/2012, 7:37 PM
I'm embarrassed for cbm

Shadowelfz - 10/25/2012, 9:17 PM
Seriously? This is still going on? Dude it got old after the third update. Give it a rest already.
Shadowelfz - 10/25/2012, 9:29 PM
I don't know about that Claire. From what I hear Pancakes are light on domestic issues and fluffy when it comes to foreign policy. They're also a bit too sweet to deal with criminal justice.

Still, they are delicious :P
DeadpoolVSPunisher - 10/25/2012, 9:40 PM
This whole joke is fail. I guess the joke is on most of us for giving you views just to beg you to stop with this [frick]ing waste of space.
AsianVersionOfET - 10/25/2012, 11:13 PM
@ELgUaSoN, you know what else Obama has given us? 5 trillion dollars more in debt, in one term... Hooray!
TragicBronson - 10/26/2012, 12:05 AM
@AsianVersionOfET Yeah, sometimes you do have to pay a little, to make up for an even bigger loss. So yeah, that 5 trillion, pails in comparison to the 15 that Bush got us in. Good Zinger though. :)
Shadowelfz - 10/26/2012, 6:48 AM
AsianET- Yeah also it is easy to rack up so much debt when you have to do multiple bailouts and fianance wars set up by the previous president. Not to mention refusal on the GOPs part to work with the otherside on balancing the budget. And Steve are you assuming sljoint and Elgauson do not pay taxes? Shouldnt make assumptions like that. Right-Wingers do that Waaaaay too much.
Shadowelfz - 10/26/2012, 7:07 AM
Also, for the record we need to stop playing this goddamn blame game here. Democrats and Republicans are BOTH guilty and have made mistakes. While support Obamacare financing that and other social programs during a recession is a BAD idea. Make the economy better THAN help the poor and middle class when we have the money to do so.

As for the Republicans this united obstructionism has to stop. Ever since Obama took office theyve been united and refused to work with him on anything, even things that will HELP the economy. They need to make the dems look so bad they are willing to put the economy in jeopardy just to score political points. The GOP needs to grow up.

Both sides need to realize their mistakes and work together instead of this stupid squabbling.
Greengo - 10/26/2012, 7:42 AM
[frick] ALL Y'ALL CRY BABIES!!!!!

Man there's gonna be riots in a week in a half.

[frick]ing crybabies bitch ass petty whining little greasy ass slugs.

NightForce - 10/26/2012, 9:58 AM
This shits not funny at all. Why the [frick] are there 7 of these articles?
Jollem - 10/26/2012, 4:12 PM
@BillO'Reilly'sSon - you is a never-ending well of hatred :)

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