STAR WARS XXX : A Porn Parody

STAR WARS XXX : A Porn Parody

Something will be LONNNGGGGG in a galaxy far far away! Check out a trailer for the latest XXX Parody featuring such seasoned performers as Allie Haze and Hef Pounder..



Allie Haze as Princess Leia
Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker
Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Rocco Reed as Han Solo
Hef Pounder as Chewbacca





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Filed Under "Other" 1/6/2012 Source: Comic Book Cast
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38 Comments
Doctorwho22 - 1/6/2012, 7:21 PM
im surprised this hasn't happened before
Mrcool210 - 1/6/2012, 8:38 PM
it took them this long to make a porn of star wars?
RorMachine - 1/6/2012, 8:43 PM
Off main with this young man!
Hilton - 1/6/2012, 9:00 PM
There've been Star Wars porn parodies before. This is just the latest one.
Hilton - 1/6/2012, 9:01 PM
Well OK, maybe I was a tad wrong. I was thinking of a movie called Space Nuts. :-)
TheBumblingIdiot - 1/6/2012, 9:13 PM
i kina want to see this
alucard365 - 1/6/2012, 9:56 PM
Allie Haze WTF? There's only one Haze, and that's JENNA HAZE, Bitch!
kingmonkeyman - 1/6/2012, 9:59 PM
Han better shoot first.
backup - 1/6/2012, 10:06 PM
Who is doing jabba? Ron jeremy?
patriautism - 1/6/2012, 10:11 PM
Gives a new meaning to the term "force push"...
cmax - 1/6/2012, 10:19 PM
lmao.... hilarious
holeymonkey - 1/6/2012, 10:36 PM
There's not enough therapy in the world to cure me if I see Chewie get his freak on.
kingmonkeyman - 1/6/2012, 11:05 PM
I want to see the scene where Luke goes to Toshi station to pick up some power converters.
wyokid - 1/7/2012, 12:17 AM
Han came first.
Minghagz - 1/7/2012, 12:32 AM
I wish they would have picked someone with bigger boobs to play Leia... I mean Allie Haze is cute but I like boobs.
NeoBaggins - 1/7/2012, 12:35 AM
Law suit.
CaptainMaximum - 1/7/2012, 2:44 AM
death star not a boob? star destroyer not a penis? what kind of parody is this?
Ceejay - 1/7/2012, 3:23 AM
They gotta make use of some of these..

"Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"

"You're all clear, kid, now let's BLOW this thing and go home!"

"You CAME in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

"SIZE matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my SIZE, do you?"

"Back door, eh? Good idea!"

"Must have hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all rilled up like that... right kid?"

"Get on top of it!.. I'm Trying!!"

"Look at the SIZE of that thing!"

"There's a lot of moisture in here..."

"impressive... most impressive!"

"It didn't go in, it just impacted on the surface!"

"Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!"

"I'm gonna get close to one of the big ones"

"So, you got your reward and you're just leaving then?"
MarkJulian - 1/7/2012, 3:30 AM
Arminies made Main? Should I give him the same shade he always throws our way? (Clears throat)

"This only made Main b/c it's from certain 'elites'....blah blah blah"

All jokes aside, hopefully you and others like you see that the new system works and will now be content.
Mugwamp - 1/7/2012, 4:21 AM
NNNNNoooOOOoOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
marvel72 - 1/7/2012, 4:23 AM
i'll definetly be downloading this i f*ckin love star wars.

it also stars.....

-allie haze
-alden ashley
-brandy aniston (big boobs)
-EVE LAWERENCE (BIG BOOBS WELL FIT)
-GIA DIMARCO (BIG BOOBS WELL FIT)
-jennifer dark (fit)
-JENNIFER WHITE (BIG BOOBS WELL FIT)
-kimmberly kane
-kylie ireland (porn legend)
-lily cade
-rylie richman
marvel72 - 1/7/2012, 4:26 AM
hey i got a "perverted weirdo" abuse name,can't argue with that.just need "annoying wanker" & i'll be sorted. :D
joeker - 1/7/2012, 7:29 AM
Lawsuits I forsee lol Luke use the 'force' Haha
DukeAcureds - 1/7/2012, 7:41 AM
@King monkey man - Props. Serial props.
@CeeJay - Unbelievable. Good work, man.
Can't wait for this one. Looks like the best one, yet.
@Dawnelldo - From the looks of that Vader/ Leia scene, I think so. And it does have Taboo veteran Tom Byron as Obi Wan Kenobi.
TurnpikeM - 1/7/2012, 7:44 AM
AND This is News?
Joe6Pack74 - 1/7/2012, 8:09 AM
Well it is a Vivid video so you know it will be quality.
valeriesghost - 1/7/2012, 8:42 AM
wow. Chewie looks [frick]ing creepy
Bobsuncorp - 1/7/2012, 9:32 AM
I really don't know if they are going to have a sex scene between any of the Skywalkers (spoiler!) after all the trailer looked like it was setting up one between Leia and Darth, and Luke and Leia kissing was a big deal in the original and could be turned into more. But will they do that given that everyone knows they're related? Then again, while I don't know if the movies are by the same people, they had what was basically a rape scene with Lois, Zod, Non and Ursa in the Superman parody, so much so that despite being a fan of Andy San Dimas I can't watch that scene even with the voiceover where she says she is actually enjoying herself.
SCURVYDOG619 - 1/7/2012, 10:04 AM
"A Jedi feels the Force FLOWING through them!"

"And I thought these things smelled bad in the OUTside!"

"I"d just as soon kiss a Wookie!" I CAN ARRANGE THAT!"

"Holding her is dangerous..." "Leave that to me."

"Great,Kid! Don't get cocky!"

LMAO...who knew Lucas was a natural at porn dialogue?
SCURVYDOG619 - 1/7/2012, 10:11 AM
Almost forgot "What is thy bidding,my Master?"Silly me...lol
alucard365 - 1/7/2012, 10:39 AM
Chewie frightens me lol
UncleDrew - 1/7/2012, 1:15 PM
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Allie Haze is SEXY
SecretAvenger001 - 1/7/2012, 7:02 PM
Who wants a Wookie Ride!!!
Minghagz - 1/7/2012, 8:27 PM
Eve Lawerence is in this?!?! [frick] yes! I'm definitely watching then.
headlopper - 1/7/2012, 8:53 PM
I hate this.

Uncle George, please sue the hell outta these fools!
NotThatGuy - 1/8/2012, 5:51 AM
Looks like a Rock Hudson party. Um, very telling. Thumbs down to only one chick regardless of how much more SW this porn parody is compared to I-III.
marvel72 - 1/8/2012, 8:59 AM
@ Minghagz

i've seen a photo from the movie in bizzare magazine of eve lawrence dressed in a stormtrooper uniform sucking off chewie,it was censored but you could tell what was happening.
GUNSMITH - 1/8/2012, 9:59 AM
HAN SOLO LOOKS LIKE MARK HAMILL!

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