TEABAG Empties His Christmas Sack

TEABAG Empties His Christmas Sack

With A Big Round Belly And A Bushy White Beard It Comes Once A Year. No Its Not The Mrs...Its Santa And This Is What I want From The Jolly Old Man

Well it appears to be the IN thing to create a wish list, and if their is one thing i love its being in things.

So...


Put on the wooly jumper ( Pants optional) turn on (hehehe) the festive music and grab a glass of smegnog and lets have a christmas sing-along








On the first day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...


A GREEN LANTERN PORN PARODYYYYYYYYYY





I love these parodies and out of all the characters given the treatment no one lends itself better than GL
using the power of his ring to bring his enemies to their knees






On the 2nd day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...


A PAIR OF BATGIRL GLOVES





This is the gift that keeps on giving and when this Dark Knight Rises next year ill be wearing these badboys






On the 3rd day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



3 CLASSIC HORROR DOLLS






Im a huge Universal Horror fan and these dolls tick all the right boxes for me..especialy since im not into buying toys but it appears these dont need to be blown up which put me off the last one i bought







On the 4th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



4 NIGHTS WITH LUCY PINDER



hehehe boobs..seriously tho this would be a real treat for Miss Pinder







On the 5th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



A SPIDER-MAN GLOOOWIIING RIIIIIING



When its dark and the Mrs is snoring i get a lil scared so to have something handy to use to light up my bedroom would be usefull..
plus i can think of no better Superhero to rest on my finger






On the 6th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...


NAKED APES A RISING









For me Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes was the best movie of 2011 so its a must to have this on Blu-Ray..PLUS THEY ARE NAKED





On the 7th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



MY MRS ALL NIGHT SCREAMING







I wish i could make her scream in another way but this is all about this hoodie
Im a big Jason fan and i would love to wear this and run to the back of the garden and slowly walk up to the patio doors for the Mrs to see








On the 8th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



8 MAIDS A MILKING







Im going old school with this one
I dont have any cows to milk (The mother in law only visits) but im sure i can think of something







On the 9th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



THE ROCKETEER GN FOR READING





Love the movie and im ashamed to say ive never read anything to do with the character.This collection is vol 1 of the 80's run...i cant wait to open those pages and see that helmet popping out of the pages







On the 10th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...




SOME COMIC BOOK COVER PRINTS FOR HANGING




I need these...i need these more than i need viagra (that alot)







On the 11th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



AN EPIC STATUE OF SIMON WILLIAMS






Im not ashamed to say im a huge fan of Wonderman..he has been one of the most long lived Avengers characters...and this statue captures the look i love the best from over the decades







On the 12th day of christmas the Mrs might give to me...



SOPHIE READE A DRUMMING




Ok so i ran out of ideas but damn id like to see her jiggle as she bashes out a beat








So to rundown thats



12 SOPHIE READE A DRUMMING
11 AN EPIC STATUE OF SIMON WILLIAMS
10 SOME COMIC BOOK COVER PRINTS FOR HANGING
9 THE ROCKETEER GN FOR READING
8 MAIDS A MILKING
7 MY MRS ALL NIGHT SCREAMING
6 NAKED APES A RISING
5 A SPIDER-MAN GLOOOWIIING RIIIIIING
4 NIGHTS WITH LUCY PINDER
3 CLASSIC HORROR dolls
2 A PAIR OF BATGIRL GLOVES

AND A GREEN LANTERN PORN PARO-DYYYYYYYYYY








Thats the list done and since i have made enough spelling mistakes to make Nuck proud all thats left is for me to wish everyone here at CBM from the regular users to the silent ones and the casual readers..

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS








Teabag out :D
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Filed Under "Other" 12/15/2011
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