The Unofficial Rules of CBM’s Comment Section

The Unofficial Rules of CBM’s Comment Section

Just what I’ve noticed on how it should work according to users.

1 - There will be NO attempt to recognize the humor in anything funny. All comments are hate filled vitriol, even the jokes.

2 - There will be nothing said in a negative manner about anything. You will only share your thoughts when they shower the subject with praise.
2a) You are allowed to talk negatively regarding something when praising something else (e.g. I like A over B)
2b) The only way one may engage in 2a is if - A = Nolan and B = anything Marvel related
2c) If you decide to engage in 2 and 2a (having met the aforementioned 2b qualifier) then it is imperative you negate your earlier statements by either:
1 - Stating we shouldn’t compare the two as they are different.
2 - Agreeing with someone who makes the statement.
2d) If involved in 2b it is 100% mandatory to belittle the inferior subject matter by liking your opinion to intelligence or high art and the other opinion to low brow or children’s programming.

3 - You WILL hate and say vile things toward Grif for your first three (3) to five (5) months commenting. After that time you will “understand” and “like” Grif.

4 - Your views on the following are the only “right” and “tolerable” ones which we should discuss:
1) Religion
2) Politics
3) Everything
4a) If engaged in 4, all other opinions are free to bash as ignorant.

5 - Your opinion is the only thing which matters. All other are devoid of any thought or reason.
5a) Even though your opinion is clearly right, we will not tolerate any criticism, debate or differing opinion because it may influence our weak and fragile opinions.

6 - We will be leaving Nolan, Batman and all things DC alone. Everything else is fair game.

7 - Intruder is a jerk and we should all say disgusting vile things to him.
7a) There is no grace period with Intruder like there is with Grif. We will always hate him.

8 - Boobs are to be both loved and hated.

9 - You will take every comment as a personal insult and hostile act of aggression. These are Comic Book Movies we are discussing. The single most IMPORTANT subject matter facing the world today.

10 - When all else fails, use:
1) LOL

11 - You did write that article first. You ought to complain. You are right always.

Feel free to add rules. I know I've forgotten some.
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RunDTC - 8/7/2012, 1:40 PM
who is that in the preview pic?
Ghostfire - 8/7/2012, 1:45 PM
LMFAO!.. See what I did there...
Ghostfire - 8/7/2012, 1:49 PM
@Tea & 53
Y'all gonna be the death of me. Oh Holly!
SpiderFan35 - 8/7/2012, 1:53 PM
LOL, I LMAO'd when I read this. Anyone who does not like this article can GTFO!

Seriously though, nicely done Yoss, I did not realize the stupid behavior on this site was so complicated! :P

RobbieDigital - 8/7/2012, 1:57 PM
My comments keep this because I'm saying something someone disagrees with? I'm not saying anything hate filled or anything like that....just my opinion?? I'm just curious if you can report stuff and it gets deleted right away?
ralfinader - 8/7/2012, 1:58 PM
10 - When all else fails, use:
1) LOL
4) We all know you will be first in line opening night to buy your tickets...(or something to that effect)

Funny article Yoss, now name names!
TayDee - 8/7/2012, 1:59 PM
The commentd section has been a little annoying lately. Its always marvel vs dc vs fans of both
marvel72 - 8/7/2012, 2:00 PM

@ yossarian

great read mate,you speak the truth.
blvdnoise - 8/7/2012, 2:01 PM
Didn't read. Just checking the comments section :)
WinterSoldier24 - 8/7/2012, 2:02 PM
Fantastic write-up @Yoss! It was so great, in fact, that I have personally dispatched @Tea to tickle your poop-chute with the tip of his British flagpole or "beacon of light" if you will. Well done, though
thebamf - 8/7/2012, 2:02 PM
Great write up!

That Cap GIF is hysterical!
HRDWYR - 8/7/2012, 2:03 PM
quick question: that Biel gif...what movie is that from?
JordanKing - 8/7/2012, 2:04 PM
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
MisterNiceGuy - 8/7/2012, 2:07 PM
so true. i think we should have a reminder in every article that reads "DONT FEED THE TROLLS". bc those never ending arguements that go absolutely nowhere and deminish any positive conversations that could have been are just annoying. they accomplish nothing and just lead to more/worse arguements in futire threads...end rant

P.S this thread needs more boobs...Tea?
WinterSoldier24 - 8/7/2012, 2:07 PM
@Marvel - GO TEAM USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
marvel72 - 8/7/2012, 2:12 PM
@ WinterSoldier24

team usa & team china have done very well,we've done good as well considering population size we're 60,000,000 compared to you roughly 300,000,000 & china roughly 1,400,000,000. :)
MisterNiceGuy - 8/7/2012, 2:18 PM
you the man Tea
MisterNiceGuy - 8/7/2012, 2:19 PM
anyone remember the days when it was Shaman and Lee777 arguing about castings and shit. back when supermike was trolling with his terrible english and Keven hated everything and everyone? i miss those days.
TheAmazingSpidey63 - 8/7/2012, 2:19 PM
Nice, yoss. Good work, dude. And I must say, this article and the thread is looking to be quite the awesome, T&A filled thread I've ever seen. Good job, people. :)

Stay EPIC, my friends!
thebamf - 8/7/2012, 2:34 PM
Don't forget about TankGirl's 10,000 castings! She had one for eveything.
thebamf - 8/7/2012, 2:34 PM
Definately the good ol days......
MisterNiceGuy - 8/7/2012, 2:37 PM
@shawnb oh yeah! thats right. miss that shit
DarkGrifter - 8/7/2012, 3:00 PM
Anyone with any negative criticism is currently experiencing "butthurt"
TheGothamKnight1939 - 8/7/2012, 3:06 PM
Don't forget:
You prefer Nolan=Nolanite
You prefer Mavel=Marvelite

You don't like Nolan=Marvelite
You don't like Marvel=Nolanite
marvel72 - 8/7/2012, 3:29 PM
@ teabag

i've watched some of the vollyball,i still think there is more games still to be played.

vollyball story for ya,i was watching the olympics on the red button feature on bbc 1 & there was a box for the vollyball i said to my girlfriend in front of the lads "vollyball highlights lets watch that." she replyed "f*ck off,just put it back on normal tv."

so i put it on normal bbc for her & gabby logan came on the tv & said "now time for the vollyball highlights."

i couldn't stop laughing.
Durf - 8/7/2012, 3:43 PM
Love it!

marvel72 - 8/7/2012, 4:01 PM
@ teabag

XD hahahahaha,yeah been here a while now you do see users come & go on this site,i miss leee777 he use to crack me up with his hatred for any cbm by fox.

x-men fist ass i came up with & he couldn't stop using it. :D
WinterSoldier24 - 8/7/2012, 4:08 PM
@Tea - man I remember InstegatorGirl & SirPrize! & even, dare I say, "Multipurpose____" lol. Then CBM divided once he started his own site up. I wasn't commenting but was a member. Shit, those were some times
WinterSoldier24 - 8/7/2012, 4:10 PM
Lol LEEE & his "The Tick" avitar
BlazinTexan - 8/7/2012, 4:56 PM
Where the [frick] IS GUSTO@!!!!!!!!!!! What could have done to still be banned??????
Cerebro - 8/7/2012, 5:24 PM
@Yossarian, Can not express how much I love this write up.

GoILL - 8/7/2012, 5:28 PM
Love all the gifs in the comments section.
Geektality - 8/7/2012, 5:54 PM
Am I butthurt for thinking that this article only exists to make people angry and spew angry comments? No. NO F**KING SHIT!!!
CaptainAmerica31 - 8/7/2012, 6:55 PM
@Durf.....bless your heart for posting that lol I love that chic
CaptainAmerica31 - 8/7/2012, 6:55 PM
The French are quiters
Ghostt - 8/7/2012, 8:44 PM
yup, noobs attack Grif, it's the best way to sniff them out.

nice write up. Portman approves

Natalie Portman Pictures, Images and Photos
MisterNiceGuy - 8/7/2012, 9:27 PM
or Lee's obsession with Jensen Ackles for Cap haha
WinterSoldier24 - 8/7/2012, 9:44 PM
Lol @Grif that was the best comment I've read from you in a while. Aside from the whole "shit movie" posts I love.

@Tea Yeah he did become weird towards the end of his tenure here. Kinda became a dick
breakUbatman - 8/8/2012, 5:56 AM

I have to say I was on board with Lee for Jensen.

His Fist-Ass and dark horse of the summer moments not so much.

Back when
- Jizzed In My Pants was the obligatory response to new info as opposed to " winning."

- Scarlett was too dumpy for Black Widow

- Riddler or Black Mask were the logical next Bat Villain options and TDK's only crimes were being overlong, a crime thriller and misuded Two-Face

- Thor fell to earth in The Incredible Hulk

We've come a long way...
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