Weird But True: Lando Calrissian Arrested For Assault!

Weird But True: Lando Calrissian Arrested For Assault!

What! Huh! Yeah thats right, I knew Lando was a dirty player!

Two Star Wars fans, presumably a man and a women, named their poor son after the only black dude in the Star Wars galaxy, his name, Lando Calrissian Young.

The same Lando was arrested after being on the run for 5 years on assault charges. In other words Young Lando (see what I did there!) sat in his car in 2006 and shot a teenager. The law has finally caught up with Lando. Which got me to thinking, what would be the 5 most popular things prison mates would have to say to Lando?

Number 5: Hey Lando, how big's your Blaster?

Number 4: Give me your food B*&%h!

Number 3: I didn't know Lando Calrissian looked like Mike Epps minus the dreads

Number 2: Quit calling me Leia!

And the Number 1 most popular line used on Lando by his prison mates is:
Hey Lando, bend over get the soap and let me Land Mine!

If you cant have fun with it, then what's the point?
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ironknight - 12/3/2010, 9:26 AM
Wow. For a minute there I thought Billy Dee got arrested. This is definitely a lot weirder.
ManhuntersBastardChild - 12/3/2010, 9:41 AM
emm...I really don't think the guy in that mugshot looks anything like mike Epps.
ManThing - 12/3/2010, 9:42 AM
Shaman - 12/3/2010, 9:45 AM
ManhuntersBastardChild- He looks like a darker skin toned M Night Shyamalandoinjailamalan with facial hair. Or maybe it's just the pose he's doing, i could be wrong LOL
LEEE777 - 12/3/2010, 9:46 AM
Awwwww hahaaha, what his dog called?

comicb00kguy - 12/3/2010, 10:07 AM
I wonder if he let the smooth taste fool him.....
MatchesMalone - 12/3/2010, 10:09 AM
I wonder if that guy has a white, cybernetic, man servant named Lobot? Too obscure? Gawd, I'm such a Star Wars nerd! :)
Shaman - 12/3/2010, 10:17 AM
Matches- Totally lost me on that one. I enjoyed the films but i guess not to the extent of remembering that bot LOL
MatchesMalone - 12/3/2010, 10:34 AM
@Shaman- He's the dude that has the electronic device that wraps around his head. He's like Lando's right-hand man. You might remember him from the scene where he gets the upper hand on the Stormtroopers after Lando finds out the Empire is a bunch of double-crossing bitches. I had the original 1980 action figure and the 1997 re-release figure. That's how I know half of the Star Wars characters' names... from the toys. Hey ladies! I'm single!
Shaman - 12/3/2010, 10:40 AM
Matches- OH! Yeah, okay now that you've described him i do remember him. I never understood why Men would choose to have male robot servants in any story. Seriously, all joking aside, if both models are available... it tells a lot about what type of man you are doesn't it? And if the female version isn't available... MOTHER[frick]ER WHY?!?!?! LOL ;P
MatchesMalone - 12/3/2010, 11:00 AM
@Shaman- Lol! I can just picture Lando with his harem of fembots. Colt 45... works every time!

Come to think of it, I don't think there were ANY female droids in the Star Wars universe. Hmmm... no wonder C3-PO and R2-D2 were so close! R2 is the perfect height for Threepio!
Shaman - 12/3/2010, 11:09 AM
Matches- Touché LOL ;P
MatchesMalone - 12/3/2010, 11:20 AM
@grif- Lol!
Spock - 12/3/2010, 11:26 AM
Well well, what do know. I guess the smoothness factor he had didn't work on the police.

@ Matches u know Star Trek has plenty of female drones. Seven of Nine star Jeri Ryan!!! I would love to be assimilated by her even NOW!!!

MANofSHAZAM - 12/3/2010, 11:33 AM
Assault on the Death Star would've been a greater feat Lando, jeez...
ManThing - 12/3/2010, 11:39 AM
lmao @ LEEE
scallywagthedog - 12/3/2010, 11:08 PM
@MatchesMalone in "Attack of the Clones" there was a robot waitress in the coffee shop where Obi-Wan met up with "Dex" who identified the Camino sabre dart. Other than that, I think you're right - no fembots or femborgs in SW.
juggy4711 - 12/4/2010, 12:53 AM
He said Lobot...Huhuhuhuhuhu......
juggy4711 - 12/4/2010, 12:56 AM
@scallywag...TC-14 from the beginning of EPI was most certainly feminine. Not in the gay way that C3P0 could be mistaken for but obviously a chick droid.
MatchesMalone - 12/4/2010, 4:19 AM
@Spock- Mmmmm... Jeri Ryan. Resistance to her is futile. :)

@MANofSHAZAM- Lol! :)

@scallywag- Thank you, my fellow Star Wars nerd! :)

@juggy- Heh heh. :)
hewilldefytheirgravity - 12/4/2010, 3:26 PM
Lando Calrissian Young huh? Now thats some messed up stuff man! Brutha gets the ultra cool name and turns out to be a gangsta idiot!
scallywagthedog - 12/4/2010, 9:43 PM
@juggy4711 - Good catch! I totally forgot about TC-14!
@MatchesMalone - We SW nerds gotta help each other out!
@Spock & Voyager fans - Jeri Ryan is an acquired taste to me. I wish that Hudson Leick (Callisto from Xena) would have landed the part of 7of9.
In my eyes, she's a goddess!

SW fans re: fembots. In ROTJ, the droid Eve9D9 who assigned 3P0 as Jabba's translator and R2 as a Sail Barge servant might've been female based on the name, but she didn't sound very feminine. Sounded like my Aunt who smoked too many cigarettes.
scallywagthedog - 12/4/2010, 9:46 PM
Behold! Hudson Leick! (Did it work this time?)
scallywagthedog - 12/4/2010, 9:49 PM
gee whiz that's a big picture. sorry folks! Okay, I'm not THAT sorry. I love you, almost-life-size-picture of Hudson! <3<3<3 Saw her for a minute (literally) on "Law&Order L.A." last week - gorgeous as ever!
Orehrepus - 12/4/2010, 11:41 PM
Jeri Ryan is still hot now!
Still has that leverage. LOL!
But of course, 7 of 9 is THA $hi+
That's one robot I wouldn't mind [frick]ing.

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