STAR WARS: Even In A Galaxy Far, Far Away Speed Dating Still Sucks

STAR WARS: Even In A Galaxy Far, Far Away Speed Dating Still Sucks

Imagine being a single female in the Star Wars universe, living on the planet Tatooine. You drop by your favorite drinking hole, Mos Eisley Cantina, and there you participate in a speed dating session with George Lucas and cast of characters.

Would dating Jar Jar Binks constitute a charitable contribution deduction? That's gotta be just as good as donating a car to Make-A-Wish foundation, right? Well, whomever the single gal in this video is, she ain't having none of that. Isa says: Jar Jar Binks is going end up very lonely

The Epic Conclusion to the Speed Dating Trilogy is bigger and better than its predecessors...Star Wars Style! Take a trip to the Mos Eisley Cantina and drop in on a speed dating event with some of your favorite characters. Who would you take home? Darth Vader? Luke Skywalker? Emperor Palpatine? Even Jar Jar Binks...sort of.

Star Wars Speed Dating - directed and produced by Tom Grey. Written by: Tom Grey, Ben Gigli and Brett Houston. Daniel Kenji Levin is the director of photography. Wardrobe created by Manzi DeYoung and hair & makeup by Andrea Burish. Megan Burns is the production designer and Sonya Belousova created the original score.
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Minato - 8/12/2013, 6:12 PM
Minato - 8/12/2013, 6:14 PM
TheIlluminati - 8/12/2013, 6:14 PM
I f@#king hate movies!!!!!!!!!
TheIlluminati - 8/12/2013, 6:15 PM
I dont want to see this shitty movie
DioFoRio - 8/12/2013, 6:15 PM
that wasn't funny : (
DioFoRio - 8/12/2013, 6:17 PM
if you hate movies yer on the wrong site ; )
Dmon - 8/12/2013, 6:17 PM
Then Captain Kirk came in and [frick]ed all the bitches.
MightyZeus - 8/12/2013, 6:29 PM
Didnt Chewie get with Leila?
GoddamnBatman - 8/12/2013, 6:31 PM
That actually sounded like Jar Jar
Abary - 8/12/2013, 6:34 PM
Sadly, best Star Wars news in weeks. And D23 was this week...
patriautism - 8/12/2013, 6:42 PM
That Twi'lek girl that keeps popping up in the background is FINE.
Minato - 8/12/2013, 6:48 PM
Only half of the star wars movies are any good dude. I acknowledge the importance they have played on cinema history. My statement was directed at the movies that are coming out not the ones that are already made. GOTG will be better than the new Star Treks, Star Wars and Interstellar.
Erik10101 - 8/12/2013, 7:28 PM
Old news.
Reasonnnn - 8/12/2013, 7:33 PM
@raccoonwithrockets HE COULDNT KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS!
Thefoxtrots - 8/12/2013, 7:56 PM
Does anybody else think Harrison ford would make an interesting rocket racoon
NovaCorpsFan - 8/12/2013, 8:50 PM
I love Guardians and SW...
ComicFan1134 - 8/12/2013, 9:37 PM
Original Trilogy Or GTFO...Also Guardians Looks Amazing!
Abary - 8/13/2013, 7:36 AM
"I own all their asses now."
ralfinader - 8/13/2013, 3:01 PM
I am looking forward to see where Star Wars will go, now that Lucas is out and the stupid prequel shit is being put on the backburner to move this property forwards (which hasn't happened since 1984!). And even if it does suck, they would have to make a concious effort to make it worse than the prequel films.

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